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I am a snake who likes to play

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games. I am a snake, my name is

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not James. I am a snake who

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likes to play games.

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I am a snake who likes to play

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games. I am a snake who likes

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to play games.

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I am a snake who likes to play

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games. I am a snake who likes

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to play games. I am a snake, my

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name is not James.

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My name is not James.

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I am a snake who likes to play

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games.

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I am a snake who likes to play

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games.

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I am a snake who likes to play

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games.

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I am a snake who likes to play

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games.

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How are you now?

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Welcome to the games.

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Is the stream okay?

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Is the quality of the stream

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okay? Is it?

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I am a snake who likes to play

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games.

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I am a snake who likes to play

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games.

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Not too bad Malachy White.

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She is cutting fine.

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Thanks very much Anthony.

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Your help has not gone unnoticed.

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Pop out chat.

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I just want to get the pop out

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chat going.

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Quality stream. Michael Owens.

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Brian Carley is in the house.

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Paul McManus is after you.

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I sell bleach is after you.

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Jimmy fucking McGlynn.

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Had so much to do.

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And we'll have to watch this

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now.

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Cleona Rose at work.

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Fair play to you.

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Liquor on the ceiling by.

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Look at.

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We're going to be playing

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fucking Resident Evil 2.

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It's a classic.

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It's an absolute.

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Bona Fide.

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Classic.

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Bonerized.

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You're going to get boners.

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Even the girls.

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If there are female viewers.

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Boners will happen.

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And.

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I tell you about Resident Evil

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2 now.

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There were a lot of zombies in

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the game.

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You see.

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It was the fucking Japanese.

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That made them you know.

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No one from Prince Nazeem Hamid

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own.

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I haven't seen him in a while.

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Yes Eric.

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I am looking forward to the

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remake.

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In fact.

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I want to tell you something

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Eric.

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I'm playing this game.

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Because.

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I want to.

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Rejig the memory.

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Before the remake comes out.

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The Japanese must have been yoked

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out of it.

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When they made this thing.

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Maybe they were.

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I sell bleach.

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I'm not particularly sure what

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the drug culture is over there.

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In Japanese.

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But.

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Um.

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They do like their horror

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anyway.

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Their horror.

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Their horror boys aren't they.

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Silent Hill and the boys.

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I'd play Silent Hill only.

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That's more psychological

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horror.

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This.

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This.

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You can just like kill zombies

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all day long in this.

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We're going... Hey. Do you ever

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fucking shoot zombies in the

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head, man? I was down in

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fucking Raccoon. I was down in

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Raccoon City the last day, hey.

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Myself and fucking Timmy Mallet.

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It was Timmy Mallet's fucking

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39th times 3. He's fucked now.

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Yeah, he had the hammer out

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with him, like. He brought the

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hammer out with him.

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Load of old, uh... Load of old

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zomboses. Fucking deep vein

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zomboses, like, you know?

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Reading the chat out, you're a

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dark horse, says sane man.

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Well, just waiting for the shit

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to build up, you know? I don't

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know who... Everyone seems to

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be at work, so I don't know

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whether or not to just fucking

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plow on like an old little plow

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horse.

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Or shall I wait for it to build

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up and advertise it or

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something? I'm not sure.

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Johnny Schlick.

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Johnny Schlick.

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I'm here, can we start, says

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Zambo.

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Fair enough, Zambo.

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We'll get there lit.

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We'll get there lit.

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And you'd want to watch out as

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well.

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There's one thing I want to

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tell you about, um...

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Resident Evil 2.

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Is that there's a fair amount...

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There's a fair amount of

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fucking bad cunts in it.

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Bad cunts, bad cunts.

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What you gonna do?

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What you gonna do when they

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come for you?

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Bad cunts, bad cunts.

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What you gonna do?

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What you gonna do when they

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come for you?

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Bad cunts, bad cunts.

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What you gonna do?

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What you gonna do when they

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come for you?

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Bad cunts, bad cunts.

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What you gonna do?

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What you gonna do when they

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come for you?

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Bad cunts, bad cunts.

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What you gonna do?

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What you gonna do when they

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come for you?

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Bad cunts, bad cunts.

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What you gonna do when they

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come for you?

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Bad cunts, bad cunts.

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What you gonna do when they

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come for you?

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Bad cunts, bad cunts.

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What you gonna do when they

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come for you?

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Bad cunts, bad cunts.

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What you gonna do when they

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come for you?

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Bad cunts, bad cunts.

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What you gonna do when they

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come for you?

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Bad cunts, bad cunts.

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What you gonna do when they

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come for you?

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Bad cunts, bad cunts.

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What you gonna do when they

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come for you?

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Bad cunts, bad cunts.

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What you gonna do when they

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come for you?

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Bad cunts, bad cunts.

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Bad cunts, bad cunts, what you

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gonna do?

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What you gonna do when they

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come for you?

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Bad cunts, bad cunts, what you

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gonna do?

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What you gonna do when they

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come for you?

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Right, seamless.

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Thanks, Dog's Cast.

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Do you like, do you know that

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there's a lad uptown called

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Chromecast, have you met him?

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Chromecast Dunleavy.

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Chromecast Dunleavy's going out

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the weekend.

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Do you wanna come for a look?

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Very hollow notes.

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I made that on the old GarageBand.

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Don't know how to use Ableton,

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hey.

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Right, we'll get this bad boy

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started.

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Play the game.

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Leave the chit-chat to Lorraine.

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Sane man's awful fucking juicy

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isn't he?

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Here we go. Resident Evil 2. Released

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in 1998.

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Yeah.

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A scary game.

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Made by the Japanese. I'm sure

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Kevin Kilban will have

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something to say about that.

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I've heard he's lurking.

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We can only go normal or easy.

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There is no hard mode. Maybe I

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have to complete it and then I

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can hit the hard mode, you know?

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But wait till you hear this now.

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This is what we've all come to

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hear.

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Itonic. Itonic. Itonic. Itonic.

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Iconic intro voiceover. It's

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iconic. Get ready for this.

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Resident Evil 2.

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Fucking scared out of it, man.

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Let's go. Story time.

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Story time.

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A bizarre incident occurred in

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the outskirts of an American

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suburb called Raccoon City.

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It was later revealed that the

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terrible disaster had been

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caused by the T-Virus.

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A mutagenic toxin created by

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the International Enterprise Umbrella

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Incorporated.

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For use of bioweapon experience.

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Very much.

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Very much.

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The Raccoon City Police

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Department's Special Stars Unit

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immediately began investigation.

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But the Umbrella Corporation's

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experiments were far from

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finish.

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Here we go. Leon Kepti. Where's

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it, Claire?

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We're playing the Leon disc.

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No, we're playing Claire, is it?

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Claire's got the fucking...

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The squad car.

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Oh, it's Leon. It's Leon.

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Claire had the bike. Claire had

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the bike.

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What have we got here?

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Wow.

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Looks like a dead fucker.

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Guys are maniac. Why'd he bite

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me?

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Guys, I'm a maniac. Why'd he

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bite me?

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Are you scared? What a mess.

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Are you scared yet?

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What could have done this?

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What was that?

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What are these things?

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Mad cunts.

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Mad cunts.

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No!

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What's up with that guy? That

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was a clean hit.

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That was a clean hit.

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We're running out of ammo here.

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Wait! Don't shoot!

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Get down!

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We can't stay out here. Head to

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the police station. It'll be a

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lot safer.

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There!

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Nice bit of exposition coming

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our way now.

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00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:04,320
Going on. I arrived in town and

294
00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:06,240
the whole place went insane.

295
00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:07,500
The radio's out.

296
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:09,180
You're a cop, right?

297
00:13:10,220 --> 00:13:12,040
Yeah. First day on the job.

298
00:13:12,420 --> 00:13:13,740
What about it, man?

299
00:13:13,740 --> 00:13:15,240
Nice to meet you.

300
00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:17,720
Mine's Claire. Claire Redfield.

301
00:13:18,180 --> 00:13:19,640
Sister of Chris.

302
00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:20,140
Chris.

303
00:13:20,140 --> 00:13:20,640
Chris.

304
00:13:20,640 --> 00:13:21,140
Chris.

305
00:13:21,140 --> 00:13:21,640
Chris.

306
00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:21,640
Chris.

307
00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:21,640
Chris.

308
00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:21,640
Chris.

309
00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:21,640
Chris.

310
00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:21,640
Chris.

311
00:13:21,640 --> 00:13:22,640
Chris.

312
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:22,640
Chris.

313
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:22,640
Chris.

314
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:22,640
Chris.

315
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:22,640
Chris.

316
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:22,640
Chris.

317
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:22,640
Chris.

318
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:22,640
Chris.

319
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:22,640
Chris.

320
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:22,640
Chris.

321
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:22,640
Chris.

322
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:22,640
Chris.

323
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:22,640
Chris.

324
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:22,640
Chris.

325
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:22,640
Chris.

326
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:22,640
Chris.

327
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:22,640
Chris.

328
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:22,640
Chris.

329
00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:23,640
Chris.

330
00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:23,640
Chris.

331
00:13:23,640 --> 00:13:24,640
Chris.

332
00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:24,640
Chris.

333
00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:24,640
Chris.

334
00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:24,640
Chris.

335
00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:24,640
Chris.

336
00:13:24,640 --> 00:13:26,640
Chris.

337
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:26,640
Chris.

338
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:26,640
Chris.

339
00:13:26,640 --> 00:13:27,640
Chris.

340
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:27,640
Hey.

341
00:13:27,640 --> 00:13:28,640
Hey.

342
00:13:28,640 --> 00:13:29,640
Could you open the glove box?

343
00:13:29,640 --> 00:13:30,640
Sure.

344
00:13:30,640 --> 00:13:31,640
.

345
00:13:31,640 --> 00:13:32,640
There's a gun inside.

346
00:13:32,640 --> 00:13:33,640
Chris.

347
00:13:33,640 --> 00:13:34,640
There's a gun inside.

348
00:13:34,640 --> 00:13:35,640
Side.

349
00:13:35,640 --> 00:13:36,640
Better take it with you.

350
00:13:36,640 --> 00:13:45,320
The old taxiing job isn't going

351
00:13:45,320 --> 00:13:52,100
so well for Leon is it?

352
00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:53,100
Huh?

353
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:57,100
You okay?

354
00:13:57,100 --> 00:14:00,100
Still in one piece.

355
00:14:00,100 --> 00:14:15,100
The zombie did look like Leon.

356
00:14:15,100 --> 00:14:16,100
Next to America.

357
00:14:16,100 --> 00:14:18,420
They couldn't have corrected

358
00:14:18,420 --> 00:14:19,100
that.

359
00:14:19,100 --> 00:14:25,620
Claire! Leon! I'm okay. Head to

360
00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:27,270
the station. I'll meet you

361
00:14:27,270 --> 00:14:29,260
there. Okay.

362
00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:35,740
He made a right fuck up of that

363
00:14:35,740 --> 00:14:40,400
now, to be fair.

364
00:14:44,140 --> 00:14:46,170
They were parted by an unescapable

365
00:14:46,170 --> 00:14:47,790
destiny. This is just the

366
00:14:47,790 --> 00:14:49,290
beginning of their worst

367
00:14:49,290 --> 00:14:50,640
nightmare, hey?

368
00:14:51,700 --> 00:14:53,560
Right, here we go, man. Dualshock

369
00:14:53,560 --> 00:14:55,690
version. Let's get the hell out

370
00:14:55,690 --> 00:14:58,580
of this... this zone.

371
00:15:00,040 --> 00:15:02,620
Resident Evil 2. We've just

372
00:15:02,620 --> 00:15:04,080
crashed uptown.

373
00:15:04,960 --> 00:15:06,000
We went into town for a look.

374
00:15:06,000 --> 00:15:07,900
It turns out the whole place is

375
00:15:07,900 --> 00:15:09,900
riddled with fucking deep vein

376
00:15:09,900 --> 00:15:12,000
thromb... zombosis.

377
00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:16,120
Fuck. All the cops are fucking...

378
00:15:16,120 --> 00:15:17,420
blue-lammin'.

379
00:15:18,420 --> 00:15:20,370
All the guards have gone insane,

380
00:15:20,370 --> 00:15:22,310
man. There was a guard trying

381
00:15:22,310 --> 00:15:23,890
to munch on my neckline.

382
00:15:23,890 --> 00:15:25,640
Thought I was a snack box that

383
00:15:25,640 --> 00:15:26,320
could.

384
00:15:32,800 --> 00:15:34,800
Freeze!

385
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:38,310
Who are you? What are you doing

386
00:15:38,310 --> 00:15:39,040
here?

387
00:15:39,040 --> 00:15:40,580
Who are you? What are you doing

388
00:15:40,580 --> 00:15:41,040
here?

389
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:43,040
Hold your fire! I'm a human!

390
00:15:45,040 --> 00:15:48,040
Hold your fire! I'm a human!

391
00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:48,540
I'm a human!

392
00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:53,280
Sorry about that.

393
00:15:57,280 --> 00:15:58,280
I thought you were one of them.

394
00:16:00,280 --> 00:16:01,900
What's going on in this town?

395
00:16:02,780 --> 00:16:03,280
Hold on.

396
00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:06,280
I don't have a clue.

397
00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:09,100
By the time I noticed something

398
00:16:09,100 --> 00:16:10,920
was wrong, the entire city was

399
00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:12,520
infested with zombies.

400
00:16:16,520 --> 00:16:17,990
Well, I'll just have a look

401
00:16:17,990 --> 00:16:19,880
around your stupid shop, will I?

402
00:16:20,760 --> 00:16:21,680
You stay by the door there. I'm

403
00:16:21,680 --> 00:16:23,760
sure everything's gonna be okay.

404
00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:25,730
I might take... I'll help

405
00:16:25,730 --> 00:16:27,760
myself to some bullets there.

406
00:16:30,760 --> 00:16:31,260
Yes.

407
00:16:32,460 --> 00:16:34,260
I will take the handgun bullets.

408
00:16:35,800 --> 00:16:36,600
Cobra Toxin.

409
00:16:37,600 --> 00:16:38,890
Let's kill a piece of Cobra Toxin

410
00:16:38,890 --> 00:16:39,460
now.

411
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,700
Now, if I kill these zombies, I

412
00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:47,230
can pick up an old shotgun off

413
00:16:47,230 --> 00:16:47,960
your man.

414
00:16:56,240 --> 00:16:53,150
This is the real game, and now,

415
00:16:53,150 --> 00:16:58,530
back when games were real games,

416
00:16:58,530 --> 00:17:00,560
you know?

417
00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:02,000
They had an old beginning,

418
00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,120
middle, and end.

419
00:17:03,520 --> 00:17:05,120
None of this online shite.

420
00:17:09,760 --> 00:17:10,320
Good luck.

421
00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:12,360
Good luck.

422
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:13,840
Good luck.

423
00:17:13,840 --> 00:17:14,960
Good luck.

424
00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:15,000
Good luck.

425
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:15,000
Good luck.

426
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,120
Good luck.

427
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:16,120
Good luck.

428
00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:17,120
Good luck.

429
00:17:17,120 --> 00:17:17,560
Good luck.

430
00:17:17,560 --> 00:17:18,440
Good luck.

431
00:17:18,440 --> 00:17:18,960
Good luck.

432
00:17:18,960 --> 00:17:20,520
See you later.

433
00:17:20,520 --> 00:17:22,040
You don't like that, do you?

434
00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:24,380
You didn't like those bullets,

435
00:17:24,380 --> 00:17:25,200
did you?

436
00:17:25,200 --> 00:17:27,700
Do you want a bullet in the shkoo

437
00:17:27,700 --> 00:17:28,360
hay?

438
00:17:28,360 --> 00:17:30,880
You're the fucking undead man.

439
00:17:30,880 --> 00:17:32,780
Get out of my garage shop.

440
00:17:33,560 --> 00:17:35,270
Get out of the gun shop, you daft,

441
00:17:35,270 --> 00:17:37,300
you daft undead bastard.

442
00:17:37,800 --> 00:17:38,860
Get the fuck out.

443
00:17:40,200 --> 00:17:41,200
See you later.

444
00:17:42,200 --> 00:17:43,980
You picked on the wrong rookie

445
00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:44,680
cop man.

446
00:17:45,480 --> 00:17:46,760
First day out of, just out of

447
00:17:46,760 --> 00:17:48,260
Templemore hay.

448
00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:50,120
And you think I'm gonna fucking

449
00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:51,040
play games.

450
00:17:52,640 --> 00:17:54,470
I just graduated out of Templemore

451
00:17:54,470 --> 00:17:55,440
there.

452
00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:57,920
Flying colors job.

453
00:17:58,420 --> 00:18:00,400
I was posted in Raccoon City

454
00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:01,580
out in Cavan.

455
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:03,920
Place was fucking riddled with

456
00:18:03,920 --> 00:18:05,020
the undead.

457
00:18:05,020 --> 00:18:06,960
He shtap breathing hay.

458
00:18:07,380 --> 00:18:08,520
I might just take his fucking

459
00:18:08,520 --> 00:18:09,300
Remington.

460
00:18:11,580 --> 00:18:16,000
Bullet points.

461
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:20,140
He was keeping a close eye on

462
00:18:20,140 --> 00:18:21,800
things.

463
00:18:23,380 --> 00:18:25,060
Your man's fucked hay.

464
00:18:26,180 --> 00:18:27,180
He was meant to be keeping a

465
00:18:27,180 --> 00:18:29,040
close eye on things.

466
00:18:29,520 --> 00:18:30,620
And he's fucked it up.

467
00:18:34,220 --> 00:18:34,740
Yeah.

468
00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:36,740
Thanks, snorting loudly.

469
00:18:37,500 --> 00:18:50,820
Longford Town.

470
00:18:50,820 --> 00:18:54,060
Where have you gone?

471
00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:56,380
We're in Longford today, boys.

472
00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:57,790
Today's game is brought to you

473
00:18:57,790 --> 00:18:58,860
from Longford Town.

474
00:19:00,300 --> 00:19:01,870
Japanese in 1998 decided to

475
00:19:01,870 --> 00:19:03,810
make a game based on what

476
00:19:03,810 --> 00:19:05,960
happened when they went on

477
00:19:05,960 --> 00:19:08,000
holiday to Longford.

478
00:19:10,100 --> 00:19:12,820
Kendo's Gun Shop is after you.

479
00:19:16,820 --> 00:19:19,210
Now, this is called a little-

480
00:19:19,210 --> 00:19:20,310
this is called the alleyway

481
00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:20,860
special.

482
00:19:24,940 --> 00:19:25,860
One in the kiss.

483
00:19:26,420 --> 00:19:27,420
Two in the piss.

484
00:19:28,280 --> 00:19:29,320
Three in the chest.

485
00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,000
One in your gut.

486
00:19:32,660 --> 00:19:33,760
Another in the shoulder.

487
00:19:34,180 --> 00:19:35,580
One in the fucking neck.

488
00:19:36,120 --> 00:19:37,140
Another one in your kisser, is

489
00:19:37,140 --> 00:19:37,460
it?

490
00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:38,580
What about your cranium?

491
00:19:39,020 --> 00:19:40,200
You should be dead by now.

492
00:19:40,520 --> 00:19:41,460
In fact, you are dead.

493
00:19:42,420 --> 00:19:43,040
You scum.

494
00:19:45,720 --> 00:19:47,660
Get to sleep, you dead scum.

495
00:19:50,700 --> 00:19:51,930
This guy thinks I'm a fucking

496
00:19:51,930 --> 00:19:53,940
spice bag.

497
00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:55,270
He's trying to have a little

498
00:19:55,270 --> 00:19:56,000
nibble on me.

499
00:19:56,740 --> 00:19:57,840
He's getting up again.

500
00:19:59,260 --> 00:20:00,060
That's the last one we'll see

501
00:20:00,060 --> 00:20:01,140
of him now.

502
00:20:01,880 --> 00:20:03,300
Hopefully he goes back home.

503
00:20:03,300 --> 00:20:10,440
Get the bowie out.

504
00:20:10,440 --> 00:20:12,690
We'll see- oh fuck, here we go

505
00:20:12,690 --> 00:20:13,300
man.

506
00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:14,900
Oh no, I'm sorry.

507
00:20:15,260 --> 00:20:15,620
Please.

508
00:20:16,420 --> 00:20:17,260
Please, please.

509
00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:18,240
I'm sorry guard.

510
00:20:25,760 --> 00:20:26,620
Oh no, guard.

511
00:20:26,720 --> 00:20:26,900
Please.

512
00:20:26,980 --> 00:20:28,080
I wasn't causing any trouble.

513
00:20:28,680 --> 00:20:29,860
I was just a 10 spot guard.

514
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:30,300
Please.

515
00:20:31,020 --> 00:20:31,500
Oh no.

516
00:20:32,140 --> 00:20:32,980
Don't do it man.

517
00:20:33,660 --> 00:20:34,060
Please.

518
00:20:34,180 --> 00:20:35,120
I don't want to go back.

519
00:20:36,180 --> 00:20:37,020
Mary Devon said she'd put me

520
00:20:37,020 --> 00:20:37,860
away man.

521
00:20:37,920 --> 00:20:38,200
No.

522
00:20:39,500 --> 00:20:40,240
Good luck.

523
00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:43,440
Best be off man.

524
00:20:43,900 --> 00:20:44,820
Hey, best get away now.

525
00:20:44,900 --> 00:20:45,940
Is there any chance of an

526
00:20:45,940 --> 00:20:46,660
escape car?

527
00:20:48,340 --> 00:20:49,780
Any escape routes go?

528
00:20:58,220 --> 00:20:59,040
Shoot the dog.

529
00:20:59,100 --> 00:21:00,020
There is no dog, is there?

530
00:21:08,980 --> 00:21:10,120
Alright, I get it.

531
00:21:10,220 --> 00:21:11,280
I get the reference.

532
00:21:12,780 --> 00:21:14,100
Your man killed the dogging.

533
00:21:14,520 --> 00:21:15,900
That was a bad one, wasn't it?

534
00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:20,060
That was a bad doings that the,

535
00:21:20,060 --> 00:21:22,590
uh, the canine got from the

536
00:21:22,590 --> 00:21:23,500
guard.

537
00:21:26,400 --> 00:21:26,870
Guardie Shea Kana, canine

538
00:21:26,870 --> 00:21:28,560
division.

539
00:21:29,380 --> 00:21:30,370
And then down here man, let's

540
00:21:30,370 --> 00:21:30,780
go.

541
00:21:32,060 --> 00:21:33,320
This one's fucked.

542
00:21:39,480 --> 00:21:37,850
1998, back in the day when

543
00:21:37,850 --> 00:21:41,660
graphics weren't afraid to be

544
00:21:41,660 --> 00:21:43,420
graphics.

545
00:21:46,100 --> 00:21:46,780
Good luck.

546
00:21:46,780 --> 00:21:47,960
See you later.

547
00:21:49,120 --> 00:21:50,180
Going out later are you?

548
00:21:50,980 --> 00:21:52,060
Not anymore hey.

549
00:21:52,760 --> 00:21:53,120
Let's.

550
00:21:53,880 --> 00:21:54,750
Are you going to that, going to

551
00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:56,140
that nightclub later?

552
00:21:57,980 --> 00:21:58,280
The nightclub, the nightclub

553
00:21:58,280 --> 00:22:00,080
called the graveyard.

554
00:22:02,380 --> 00:22:03,320
How are you buck?

555
00:22:04,280 --> 00:22:05,240
Do you want to come fishing?

556
00:22:07,420 --> 00:22:07,540
Do you want to come fishing

557
00:22:07,540 --> 00:22:09,240
with me, do you?

558
00:22:10,240 --> 00:22:11,420
I'm going down the river.

559
00:22:11,420 --> 00:22:11,420
I'm going down the river.

560
00:22:11,420 --> 00:22:13,540
The river of death.

561
00:22:14,460 --> 00:22:15,400
How are you getting on?

562
00:22:16,820 --> 00:22:17,840
How are you getting on you?

563
00:22:17,920 --> 00:22:19,340
Your shirt, your shirt needs a

564
00:22:19,340 --> 00:22:20,360
bit of a wash man.

565
00:22:21,620 --> 00:22:22,500
You'd want to fucking wash that

566
00:22:22,500 --> 00:22:23,200
shirt.

567
00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:26,880
You'd want to wash that shirt.

568
00:22:27,340 --> 00:22:28,330
While I shoot you in the head

569
00:22:28,330 --> 00:22:28,760
hey.

570
00:22:29,520 --> 00:22:30,880
Have you any dads have you?

571
00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:35,000
No.

572
00:22:36,860 --> 00:22:38,240
That's a nice bit of damage isn't

573
00:22:38,240 --> 00:22:38,520
it?

574
00:22:40,260 --> 00:22:40,590
We've got another, there's

575
00:22:40,590 --> 00:22:43,010
another contender shuffling our

576
00:22:43,010 --> 00:22:43,600
way.

577
00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:45,600
Time to get out the old fucking

578
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:48,100
Remy, the David Bowie situation.

579
00:22:50,380 --> 00:22:51,750
Fucking David Bowie, you're

580
00:22:51,750 --> 00:22:52,800
fucking head off man.

581
00:22:53,920 --> 00:22:54,480
See ya.

582
00:22:55,140 --> 00:22:56,300
Wouldn't want to be ya.

583
00:22:57,420 --> 00:22:58,660
Poor bucking lost the head.

584
00:23:03,120 --> 00:23:03,600
Stay to this fucking alleyway

585
00:23:03,600 --> 00:23:04,820
man.

586
00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:06,360
It stinks.

587
00:23:09,420 --> 00:23:10,400
It stinks.

588
00:23:12,100 --> 00:23:14,020
The alleyway stank man.

589
00:23:19,180 --> 00:23:20,640
Look at that guy at the table.

590
00:23:23,100 --> 00:23:24,620
Someone spiked his drink.

591
00:23:26,500 --> 00:23:27,500
Someone spiked his drink with

592
00:23:27,500 --> 00:23:28,920
rat poison.

593
00:23:30,180 --> 00:23:30,420
Fuck.

594
00:23:30,960 --> 00:23:31,540
See ya later.

595
00:23:33,220 --> 00:23:34,570
Bit of a fucking feeding frenzy

596
00:23:34,570 --> 00:23:35,780
going on.

597
00:23:37,100 --> 00:23:38,040
Andrew Keneally.

598
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:39,820
Metal Gear will come in good

599
00:23:39,820 --> 00:23:40,400
time.

600
00:23:40,560 --> 00:23:41,100
I promise.

601
00:23:41,100 --> 00:23:52,100
Stay to this one.

602
00:23:54,920 --> 00:23:56,040
Guten tag.

603
00:23:58,560 --> 00:23:59,880
Was there a jab is it?

604
00:24:00,880 --> 00:24:01,740
Oh shit.

605
00:24:09,780 --> 00:24:11,040
Anything going here no?

606
00:24:11,240 --> 00:24:12,650
Any bullets going around here

607
00:24:12,650 --> 00:24:13,200
is there?

608
00:24:19,560 --> 00:24:20,160
Fuck it.

609
00:24:23,600 --> 00:24:23,830
Tuned in all the way from

610
00:24:23,830 --> 00:24:25,080
Iceland.

611
00:24:25,340 --> 00:24:25,920
Big fan.

612
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,300
Thank you very much All Star

613
00:24:27,300 --> 00:24:27,980
Pictures.

614
00:24:28,340 --> 00:24:29,560
It's very nice to have ya.

615
00:24:33,900 --> 00:24:34,400
Octagon.

616
00:24:35,180 --> 00:24:35,580
Fuck.

617
00:24:38,860 --> 00:24:39,740
We've no aid.

618
00:24:39,860 --> 00:24:40,680
We've no aid.

619
00:24:41,660 --> 00:24:43,210
We're gonna need to fucking shwump

620
00:24:43,210 --> 00:24:44,180
out of here man.

621
00:24:44,820 --> 00:24:45,940
Get some first aid.

622
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:48,200
Are there any first aid plants

623
00:24:48,200 --> 00:24:49,060
around?

624
00:24:51,060 --> 00:25:01,020
I can't believe it man.

625
00:25:02,120 --> 00:25:03,440
And I'd fucking believe it.

626
00:25:10,060 --> 00:25:10,880
I can't believe it.

627
00:25:10,880 --> 00:25:11,840
He was on bus.

628
00:25:11,900 --> 00:25:12,940
He thought he was doing alright.

629
00:25:13,720 --> 00:25:14,750
He really thought he was doing

630
00:25:14,750 --> 00:25:15,080
alright.

631
00:25:15,180 --> 00:25:16,080
But there's a lack of.

632
00:25:16,080 --> 00:25:17,240
There's a distinct lack of

633
00:25:17,240 --> 00:25:18,740
concentration going on here.

634
00:25:19,220 --> 00:25:20,680
And he's talking away.

635
00:25:21,600 --> 00:25:22,760
I think he was looking to see

636
00:25:22,760 --> 00:25:25,000
if anybody had chipped in.

637
00:25:25,320 --> 00:25:26,980
And he let someone eat him.

638
00:25:27,520 --> 00:25:28,660
He's got no health on him at

639
00:25:28,660 --> 00:25:29,180
all.

640
00:25:30,380 --> 00:25:31,580
He doesn't know what he's doing.

641
00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:33,100
He ran into one cop.

642
00:25:34,940 --> 00:25:35,160
And then he ran away into

643
00:25:35,160 --> 00:25:37,260
another person as well.

644
00:25:37,460 --> 00:25:38,400
He just bit him on his.

645
00:25:38,480 --> 00:25:38,940
On his.

646
00:25:39,420 --> 00:25:40,560
On his collarbone.

647
00:25:41,360 --> 00:25:42,180
And as you can see.

648
00:25:42,260 --> 00:25:43,440
It was like a vicious.

649
00:25:44,440 --> 00:25:45,500
Gang mauling.

650
00:25:46,180 --> 00:25:46,700
He just got.

651
00:25:47,060 --> 00:25:48,390
He got eaten to death by the

652
00:25:48,390 --> 00:25:49,240
Gardaí.

653
00:25:49,800 --> 00:25:51,400
By the Gardaí Sheer Corner.

654
00:25:51,400 --> 00:25:52,600
Which I believe.

655
00:25:53,000 --> 00:25:54,020
Is what they call the police in

656
00:25:54,020 --> 00:25:54,620
Ireland.

657
00:25:55,380 --> 00:25:56,180
But that's something you learn

658
00:25:56,180 --> 00:25:57,360
on training ground.

659
00:25:57,360 --> 00:26:00,480
When I slither home after a

660
00:26:00,480 --> 00:26:03,980
hard day out in the fields.

661
00:26:04,340 --> 00:26:05,200
There's nothing I like more

662
00:26:05,200 --> 00:26:06,510
than lashing a few shtickings

663
00:26:06,510 --> 00:26:07,640
into the fireplace.

664
00:26:08,260 --> 00:26:09,640
And setting fire to them.

665
00:26:09,820 --> 00:26:10,780
Be careful not to burn your

666
00:26:10,780 --> 00:26:11,660
hands like I did.

667
00:26:11,740 --> 00:26:12,870
While I'm waiting for that baby

668
00:26:12,870 --> 00:26:13,520
to get going.

669
00:26:13,720 --> 00:26:15,420
I do a few rolls on the ground.

670
00:26:15,620 --> 00:26:17,600
And a few reptilious repetitions.

671
00:26:17,960 --> 00:26:19,340
Just to get the blood flowing.

672
00:26:19,700 --> 00:26:21,180
Once those flames are licking

673
00:26:21,180 --> 00:26:21,740
high.

674
00:26:22,020 --> 00:26:23,300
It's time to shtick your coal

675
00:26:23,300 --> 00:26:23,820
in it.

676
00:26:25,160 --> 00:26:27,500
You can generate extra draftaj.

677
00:26:27,720 --> 00:26:29,560
By using your gooch as a waft.

678
00:26:29,940 --> 00:26:31,320
Now all that's left is to sit

679
00:26:31,320 --> 00:26:31,920
back.

680
00:26:32,020 --> 00:26:33,210
And warm your sack by the

681
00:26:33,210 --> 00:26:33,820
flames.

682
00:26:34,920 --> 00:26:36,720
This message was brought to you.

683
00:26:37,160 --> 00:26:38,460
By Firelighters.

684
00:26:42,060 --> 00:26:43,240
It was a f*** up.

685
00:26:43,560 --> 00:26:45,280
It was a big time f*** up guys.

686
00:26:46,180 --> 00:26:47,700
And we're gonna have to try and.

687
00:26:48,040 --> 00:26:48,950
We're gonna have to try and get

688
00:26:48,950 --> 00:26:49,600
this going.

689
00:26:50,340 --> 00:26:51,240
Big shtile okay.

690
00:26:51,580 --> 00:26:52,700
I'm sorry about that.

691
00:26:53,300 --> 00:26:54,240
Thanks for the tip.

692
00:26:54,520 --> 00:26:55,740
I'll buy a hype with that.

693
00:26:55,860 --> 00:26:56,440
Jay Magoo.

694
00:26:56,700 --> 00:26:57,100
Thank you.

695
00:26:57,180 --> 00:26:58,660
Thank you very much for that.

696
00:26:59,140 --> 00:27:00,440
And I gotta say Jay Magoo.

697
00:27:01,520 --> 00:27:02,590
You've greatly enhanced your

698
00:27:02,590 --> 00:27:03,740
reputation.

699
00:27:04,280 --> 00:27:06,220
With that five euro donation.

700
00:27:09,860 --> 00:27:11,040
One second now.

701
00:27:12,700 --> 00:27:13,920
One second now.

702
00:27:15,860 --> 00:27:16,880
One second now.

703
00:27:17,020 --> 00:27:18,130
This is gonna take some expert

704
00:27:18,130 --> 00:27:18,660
dodging.

705
00:27:19,220 --> 00:27:20,510
I'm not gonna let what happened

706
00:27:20,510 --> 00:27:21,880
to me last time happen again.

707
00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:22,700
Okay?

708
00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,020
Just cannot happen.

709
00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:26,260
Thanks for the tip.

710
00:27:26,520 --> 00:27:27,600
I'll buy a pipe with that.

711
00:27:27,600 --> 00:27:28,560
Thank you very much.

712
00:27:28,720 --> 00:27:29,720
Pa- Padgj.

713
00:27:32,280 --> 00:27:33,340
I wanna tell you.

714
00:27:33,380 --> 00:27:34,600
I wanna tell you something

715
00:27:34,600 --> 00:27:35,380
about Padgj.

716
00:27:36,080 --> 00:27:37,220
The f***ing man of substance.

717
00:27:37,900 --> 00:27:38,840
What are you doing here?

718
00:27:38,840 --> 00:27:41,360
A real sweet dreamer of a dude.

719
00:27:41,500 --> 00:27:42,240
Hold your fire.

720
00:27:42,560 --> 00:27:43,160
I'm a human.

721
00:27:44,440 --> 00:27:45,200
It's very nice.

722
00:27:45,400 --> 00:27:46,320
Thank you very much.

723
00:27:47,580 --> 00:27:47,980
Schnoctopus.

724
00:27:51,980 --> 00:27:52,360
It was never your intention,

725
00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:54,900
Schnoctopus, to watch the

726
00:27:54,900 --> 00:27:56,460
stream of Resident Evil 2 on a

727
00:27:56,460 --> 00:27:57,600
Friday afternoon.

728
00:27:58,300 --> 00:27:59,120
What you wanted.

729
00:28:00,180 --> 00:28:01,820
What's going on in this town?

730
00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:03,160
This is what you got.

731
00:28:03,160 --> 00:28:04,240
And you still put the hand in

732
00:28:04,240 --> 00:28:04,880
the pocket?

733
00:28:05,340 --> 00:28:05,740
Yeah.

734
00:28:09,100 --> 00:28:10,280
Anonymous is after you.

735
00:28:10,340 --> 00:28:11,070
The entire city was infested

736
00:28:11,070 --> 00:28:11,560
with zombies.

737
00:28:11,560 --> 00:28:12,640
Thank you very much, Anonymous.

738
00:28:15,180 --> 00:28:15,370
Did you steal those speed

739
00:28:15,370 --> 00:28:17,480
dealer glasses?

740
00:28:17,840 --> 00:28:19,500
They still have the zip tie on.

741
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:20,620
I think you nicked them from a

742
00:28:20,620 --> 00:28:21,480
petrol station.

743
00:28:22,140 --> 00:28:23,260
Well, I didn't.

744
00:28:24,040 --> 00:28:24,880
I didn't.

745
00:28:25,380 --> 00:28:25,680
Yeah.

746
00:28:27,820 --> 00:28:29,200
Patrick Conley's after you.

747
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:34,600
We can't let what happened last

748
00:28:34,600 --> 00:28:38,420
time happen again.

749
00:28:38,560 --> 00:28:39,630
I'm gonna be trying to speed

750
00:28:39,630 --> 00:28:40,960
demon my way through this game

751
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:41,360
now.

752
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:42,680
To the point.

753
00:28:43,220 --> 00:28:45,110
It feels like the whole half of

754
00:28:45,110 --> 00:28:48,140
the, uh, the shot into Huffing.

755
00:28:49,500 --> 00:28:50,020
Ha ha ha.

756
00:28:50,400 --> 00:28:50,720
Ha.

757
00:28:50,960 --> 00:28:51,760
He's f***ed.

758
00:28:52,460 --> 00:28:53,840
If you see your man, the shot

759
00:28:53,840 --> 00:28:54,400
won.

760
00:28:55,020 --> 00:28:55,880
He's f***ed.

761
00:28:55,880 --> 00:28:58,660
You should have seen your man,

762
00:28:58,660 --> 00:29:01,600
the guy who runs the gun house.

763
00:29:03,160 --> 00:29:04,160
He's f***ed.

764
00:29:07,900 --> 00:29:08,200
I used to think there was stuff

765
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:13,780
over here I could pick up, but...

766
00:29:13,780 --> 00:29:15,120
It seems not.

767
00:29:17,240 --> 00:29:18,660
Look at these eejits.

768
00:29:19,400 --> 00:29:20,780
One at a time, boys.

769
00:29:22,160 --> 00:29:24,020
Single file, you cunts.

770
00:29:24,020 --> 00:29:27,180
First in line.

771
00:29:27,440 --> 00:29:28,720
First in line gets a bullet to

772
00:29:28,720 --> 00:29:29,780
the brain skull.

773
00:29:32,980 --> 00:29:33,660
Ah, yeah.

774
00:29:33,820 --> 00:29:36,290
Sure, the zombies are f***ing

775
00:29:36,290 --> 00:29:37,460
piss easy.

776
00:29:37,720 --> 00:29:38,020
You know?

777
00:29:39,440 --> 00:29:40,380
I only f***ed up because I wasn't

778
00:29:40,380 --> 00:29:42,040
paying attention.

779
00:29:42,300 --> 00:29:43,400
I was looking at the bus to see

780
00:29:43,400 --> 00:29:44,530
if the bus was going to be

781
00:29:44,530 --> 00:29:45,960
leaving for town again.

782
00:29:46,020 --> 00:29:51,020
Get the f***ing...

783
00:29:51,020 --> 00:29:52,490
Time for a bit of knifey-knifey,

784
00:29:52,490 --> 00:29:53,040
I'd say.

785
00:29:53,940 --> 00:29:55,100
Stab city job.

786
00:29:56,940 --> 00:29:57,740
Good luck.

787
00:29:58,200 --> 00:29:58,920
See you later.

788
00:30:02,440 --> 00:30:03,240
Oh, Jesus.

789
00:30:04,140 --> 00:30:04,540
Stemple.

790
00:30:04,980 --> 00:30:06,120
That's his head gone.

791
00:30:06,820 --> 00:30:08,580
His head was melded into a kind

792
00:30:08,580 --> 00:30:11,460
of, uh, fucking paste.

793
00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:13,960
Yeah.

794
00:30:14,460 --> 00:30:15,220
Dinner for two.

795
00:30:15,420 --> 00:30:16,900
Canceled, says Eamon Nolan.

796
00:30:17,200 --> 00:30:17,600
Thank you.

797
00:30:17,700 --> 00:30:18,900
Thank you so much, Eamon.

798
00:30:20,280 --> 00:30:21,450
And Patrick Connolly, long time

799
00:30:21,450 --> 00:30:22,240
no see.

800
00:30:22,660 --> 00:30:23,400
Take my money.

801
00:30:23,500 --> 00:30:24,220
They're glad.

802
00:30:29,220 --> 00:30:29,740
Patrick.

803
00:30:30,860 --> 00:30:32,540
I think I do believe it is

804
00:30:32,540 --> 00:30:34,000
yourself, is it?

805
00:30:34,960 --> 00:30:36,620
Old Pat, the rapper.

806
00:30:41,560 --> 00:30:42,820
Hope you're doing well, Pat.

807
00:30:44,760 --> 00:30:45,480
And I really appreciate that

808
00:30:45,480 --> 00:30:46,620
one euro.

809
00:30:47,100 --> 00:30:48,530
That's going towards a bag of

810
00:30:48,530 --> 00:30:49,700
coal later on to keep the

811
00:30:49,700 --> 00:30:51,200
fucking fire burning.

812
00:30:58,040 --> 00:31:00,120
I want to take the shotgun.

813
00:31:00,120 --> 00:31:02,640
All the way to your head.

814
00:31:07,380 --> 00:31:08,000
Thanks for the tip.

815
00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:09,220
Steve Jennings is after you.

816
00:31:09,240 --> 00:31:10,020
I'll buy a pint with that.

817
00:31:11,500 --> 00:31:11,940
Right.

818
00:31:12,080 --> 00:31:13,460
Let's do this speed run.

819
00:31:14,260 --> 00:31:15,660
Thanks very much, Steve Jennings.

820
00:31:16,080 --> 00:31:17,940
I can't believe it's you, Steve.

821
00:31:18,260 --> 00:31:19,580
It's been so long since the

822
00:31:19,580 --> 00:31:21,200
last time I steved you.

823
00:31:21,200 --> 00:31:25,480
New York Jetpack says last year

824
00:31:25,480 --> 00:31:29,680
was the year of the Chinese.

825
00:31:30,300 --> 00:31:32,220
The Chinese year of the nonce.

826
00:31:32,580 --> 00:31:33,740
Thank you very much, New York.

827
00:31:33,980 --> 00:31:35,080
What year is it this year?

828
00:31:35,500 --> 00:31:36,020
Or next?

829
00:31:36,260 --> 00:31:37,060
I don't know.

830
00:31:38,340 --> 00:31:39,200
I don't know.

831
00:31:39,300 --> 00:31:40,860
I think it could be the fucking...

832
00:31:40,860 --> 00:31:44,580
The Japanese year of the snake.

833
00:31:45,020 --> 00:31:47,540
We're all...

834
00:31:47,540 --> 00:31:49,340
Hey, people are always going on

835
00:31:49,340 --> 00:31:51,090
about the fucking Chinese year

836
00:31:51,090 --> 00:31:52,460
of the fucking rash.

837
00:31:53,400 --> 00:31:55,710
But what you don't know is that

838
00:31:55,710 --> 00:31:57,940
the fucking Japanese year of

839
00:31:57,940 --> 00:32:00,660
the snake is ten times classer.

840
00:32:02,660 --> 00:32:04,090
They're celebrating the

841
00:32:04,090 --> 00:32:05,830
Japanese year of the otter next

842
00:32:05,830 --> 00:32:06,620
Tuesday.

843
00:32:07,100 --> 00:32:08,400
Are you coming into town for it?

844
00:32:14,840 --> 00:32:16,620
David St. Patrick says,

845
00:32:17,340 --> 00:32:19,020
Resident Stephen.

846
00:32:21,580 --> 00:32:22,560
Sorry there.

847
00:32:23,420 --> 00:32:25,920
It evokes an effeminate laugh,

848
00:32:25,920 --> 00:32:27,200
Stephen.

849
00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:31,640
I'm not fucking proud of us.

850
00:32:32,380 --> 00:32:32,760
Hey.

851
00:32:33,560 --> 00:32:34,830
I'm not fucking ashamed of us

852
00:32:34,830 --> 00:32:35,660
either.

853
00:32:40,980 --> 00:32:42,780
Resident Stephen.

854
00:32:45,860 --> 00:32:47,500
Resident Stephen.

855
00:32:49,560 --> 00:32:50,980
There we go, boys.

856
00:32:53,500 --> 00:32:55,160
Guard the camera gaffer.

857
00:32:55,980 --> 00:32:57,370
We have to wait for this clown

858
00:32:57,370 --> 00:32:59,680
to walk into my bullet path.

859
00:32:59,680 --> 00:33:00,680
Yeah.

860
00:33:10,360 --> 00:33:10,640
Pat.

861
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:10,640
Pat.

862
00:33:10,640 --> 00:33:13,240
You are a piece of work.

863
00:33:13,580 --> 00:33:14,880
The finest piece of work I've

864
00:33:14,880 --> 00:33:15,580
ever seen.

865
00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:18,090
Since Leonardo DiCaprio's Mona

866
00:33:18,090 --> 00:33:18,780
Lisa.

867
00:33:20,560 --> 00:33:22,540
Starring Leonardo da Vinci.

868
00:33:23,220 --> 00:33:24,760
And Baz Luhrmann.

869
00:33:25,540 --> 00:33:26,780
Did you see Baz Luhrmann's

870
00:33:26,780 --> 00:33:28,160
painting the Mona Lisa?

871
00:33:28,600 --> 00:33:29,580
By Romeo.

872
00:33:29,940 --> 00:33:31,440
By Romeo Durkin.

873
00:33:31,500 --> 00:33:31,980
Ha ha.

874
00:33:34,300 --> 00:33:35,880
Oh fuck this shit man.

875
00:33:36,540 --> 00:33:38,040
I'm sick of these boys.

876
00:33:38,340 --> 00:33:39,360
And I want to say Pat.

877
00:33:39,620 --> 00:33:40,900
Thanks very much for that.

878
00:33:41,200 --> 00:33:42,340
I hope you're having a great

879
00:33:42,340 --> 00:33:43,380
Christmas year.

880
00:33:43,780 --> 00:33:44,940
So far so good.

881
00:33:45,260 --> 00:33:46,560
The presents haven't come down

882
00:33:46,560 --> 00:33:47,600
the chimney yet.

883
00:33:47,680 --> 00:33:49,170
But you gotta wait and pray for

884
00:33:49,170 --> 00:33:49,960
something.

885
00:33:52,040 --> 00:33:53,850
I heard Sandy Claus is slacking

886
00:33:53,850 --> 00:33:54,800
off this year.

887
00:33:55,040 --> 00:33:56,520
He's going on strike over in

888
00:33:56,520 --> 00:33:57,960
France on Saturday.

889
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:03,740
Francis says,

890
00:34:03,840 --> 00:34:04,940
Has there been no news worth

891
00:34:04,940 --> 00:34:05,960
making a world news for?

892
00:34:06,660 --> 00:34:07,160
Well.

893
00:34:08,440 --> 00:34:09,240
It probably has.

894
00:34:09,320 --> 00:34:09,460
But.

895
00:34:09,900 --> 00:34:11,330
I got a message that my channel

896
00:34:11,330 --> 00:34:12,980
had been demonetized.

897
00:34:13,100 --> 00:34:14,600
Because I was taking content

898
00:34:14,600 --> 00:34:15,600
from Euronews.

899
00:34:16,080 --> 00:34:16,720
And sh-ticking.

900
00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:18,560
Shlapping it on to my channel.

901
00:34:19,500 --> 00:34:19,980
And.

902
00:34:20,520 --> 00:34:21,930
Even though you can get away

903
00:34:21,930 --> 00:34:23,520
with the leave the video up.

904
00:34:24,340 --> 00:34:24,800
Because.

905
00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:26,000
You're covered by.

906
00:34:26,280 --> 00:34:28,180
Rules of parody and satire.

907
00:34:29,800 --> 00:34:31,320
You still can't earn on it.

908
00:34:31,380 --> 00:34:32,810
Because Euronews effectively

909
00:34:32,810 --> 00:34:34,140
created that content in the

910
00:34:34,140 --> 00:34:34,980
first place.

911
00:34:35,060 --> 00:34:35,420
So any.

912
00:34:35,680 --> 00:34:36,860
Any views they get.

913
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:38,140
Will go through other people.

914
00:34:38,640 --> 00:34:39,740
So it's not a sustainable

915
00:34:39,740 --> 00:34:41,000
business model.

916
00:34:43,300 --> 00:34:44,700
But as I said before.

917
00:34:45,280 --> 00:34:46,060
I never wanted it to be a

918
00:34:46,060 --> 00:34:48,020
business in the first place.

919
00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:49,160
What I wanted.

920
00:34:49,600 --> 00:34:50,420
Was a situation.

921
00:34:50,500 --> 00:34:51,300
And you're listening in to me

922
00:34:51,300 --> 00:34:51,700
people.

923
00:34:51,800 --> 00:34:52,680
So you can say whether I'm

924
00:34:52,680 --> 00:34:53,460
right or wrong.

925
00:34:54,080 --> 00:34:55,500
What I wanted was a situation.

926
00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:56,680
Where world news could continue

927
00:34:56,680 --> 00:34:57,360
indefinitely.

928
00:34:57,980 --> 00:34:59,330
It wasn't for the financial

929
00:34:59,330 --> 00:34:59,960
gain.

930
00:35:00,660 --> 00:35:01,520
Yeetus skeetus.

931
00:35:02,160 --> 00:35:03,020
Thank you very much.

932
00:35:03,240 --> 00:35:04,260
And tell my friend James.

933
00:35:04,380 --> 00:35:05,400
That odds are 9 to 4.

934
00:35:05,700 --> 00:35:06,900
They're only going to go lower.

935
00:35:07,200 --> 00:35:08,500
You heard it there first James.

936
00:35:11,060 --> 00:35:12,660
They're only going to go lower.

937
00:35:13,720 --> 00:35:15,260
I give myself 9 to 4 odds.

938
00:35:15,340 --> 00:35:16,200
Of making it to the police

939
00:35:16,200 --> 00:35:16,900
station alive.

940
00:35:17,900 --> 00:35:19,480
I'd say about 11 to 9.

941
00:35:22,660 --> 00:35:23,820
How do you donate?

942
00:35:25,160 --> 00:35:26,020
Well Mike P.

943
00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:29,010
There's a little link there

944
00:35:29,010 --> 00:35:30,340
below me.

945
00:35:31,620 --> 00:35:32,200
You just.

946
00:35:32,460 --> 00:35:33,920
You just invite yourself into

947
00:35:33,920 --> 00:35:34,380
that.

948
00:35:35,540 --> 00:35:36,300
Oh fuck.

949
00:35:36,420 --> 00:35:37,920
Will I stamp on this one's head?

950
00:35:38,580 --> 00:35:39,000
See ya.

951
00:35:41,440 --> 00:35:44,100
Time to go.

952
00:35:44,400 --> 00:35:46,400
I think I'm going to go Remington

953
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:47,480
on this guy.

954
00:35:47,940 --> 00:35:49,210
I think I'm going to go Remington

955
00:35:49,210 --> 00:35:49,780
on him.

956
00:35:51,200 --> 00:35:51,860
You wouldn't want to lose the

957
00:35:51,860 --> 00:35:52,760
head man.

958
00:35:54,200 --> 00:35:55,620
Too late I suppose.

959
00:35:57,200 --> 00:35:58,860
Thanks for the tip.

960
00:35:59,120 --> 00:36:00,160
I'll buy a pint with that.

961
00:36:00,160 --> 00:36:00,240
Dev.

962
00:36:00,540 --> 00:36:01,340
You are some.

963
00:36:02,000 --> 00:36:03,260
You are some.

964
00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:04,440
Sweetheart.

965
00:36:04,660 --> 00:36:05,750
Coming back from the dead like

966
00:36:05,750 --> 00:36:06,820
that to watch this fucking

967
00:36:06,820 --> 00:36:07,840
stream on a Friday.

968
00:36:09,900 --> 00:36:11,060
Thank you so much.

969
00:36:16,440 --> 00:36:16,130
There's no sign of life out of

970
00:36:16,130 --> 00:36:18,500
this buck.

971
00:36:20,420 --> 00:36:21,180
That's bus air and bus drivers

972
00:36:21,180 --> 00:36:22,220
for you.

973
00:36:22,320 --> 00:36:23,520
Although they are actually good

974
00:36:23,520 --> 00:36:23,940
crack.

975
00:36:25,940 --> 00:36:27,700
They love listening to midwest.

976
00:36:27,860 --> 00:36:29,190
I've never been on a bus air

977
00:36:29,190 --> 00:36:30,750
and bus that didn't listen to

978
00:36:30,750 --> 00:36:31,480
midwest.

979
00:36:31,720 --> 00:36:33,370
Even in other parts of the

980
00:36:33,370 --> 00:36:36,340
country where midwest was unavailable

981
00:36:36,340 --> 00:36:37,600
on the waves.

982
00:36:39,140 --> 00:36:40,280
Waves of the air.

983
00:36:40,740 --> 00:36:41,810
Did you ever listen to the

984
00:36:41,810 --> 00:36:43,220
waves of the air box?

985
00:36:43,640 --> 00:36:44,400
What's that?

986
00:36:44,980 --> 00:36:47,260
Ah it's fucking voices come out.

987
00:36:48,620 --> 00:36:50,100
You mean the radio do you?

988
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:53,660
That's it yeah.

989
00:36:53,660 --> 00:36:59,340
Kevin Morgan watching at work

990
00:36:59,340 --> 00:37:03,480
on your lunch hour.

991
00:37:03,900 --> 00:37:04,120
Hey.

992
00:37:04,660 --> 00:37:05,660
It's fucking great to.

993
00:37:05,740 --> 00:37:06,940
It's great to have you Kevin.

994
00:37:07,260 --> 00:37:08,460
It's fucking great to have you.

995
00:37:13,840 --> 00:37:15,380
We won a trip to Carlo.

996
00:37:15,520 --> 00:37:15,840
Did you?

997
00:37:16,420 --> 00:37:16,940
James.

998
00:37:17,420 --> 00:37:17,740
I don't know.

999
00:37:17,780 --> 00:37:18,240
You said who?

1000
00:37:18,520 --> 00:37:19,280
We don't know.

1001
00:37:19,720 --> 00:37:20,720
But as soon as we get into this

1002
00:37:20,720 --> 00:37:21,720
police station.

1003
00:37:22,180 --> 00:37:23,160
Stay tuned everybody.

1004
00:37:23,260 --> 00:37:24,060
There's a chance to win.

1005
00:37:24,140 --> 00:37:25,840
A chance to visit Carlo coming

1006
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:26,240
up.

1007
00:37:26,500 --> 00:37:27,160
Now I remember.

1008
00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:30,080
I beg my pardon.

1009
00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,740
I remember this was a herb

1010
00:37:32,740 --> 00:37:33,920
garden.

1011
00:37:34,880 --> 00:37:36,120
Will you take the green herb?

1012
00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:37,120
I fucking will.

1013
00:37:37,200 --> 00:37:37,440
Yeah.

1014
00:37:37,660 --> 00:37:39,400
That'll heal me now when I'm

1015
00:37:39,400 --> 00:37:41,440
trying to bleed to death.

1016
00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:44,250
Have you anything to stop the

1017
00:37:44,250 --> 00:37:45,560
bleeding?

1018
00:37:47,120 --> 00:37:48,160
Have you a bandage?

1019
00:37:48,760 --> 00:37:51,060
No, but I have a green home.

1020
00:37:52,540 --> 00:37:53,200
What'll that do?

1021
00:37:53,300 --> 00:37:54,840
How do you administer that?

1022
00:37:55,460 --> 00:37:56,080
Here we are.

1023
00:37:56,320 --> 00:37:57,100
We made it to the fucking

1024
00:37:57,100 --> 00:37:58,300
police station, guys.

1025
00:37:58,940 --> 00:38:00,200
The guard station is here.

1026
00:38:01,060 --> 00:38:01,720
We go inside.

1027
00:38:01,940 --> 00:38:02,800
We'll see the guards.

1028
00:38:02,980 --> 00:38:03,980
It'll all be safe.

1029
00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:06,910
Okay, here's a quick chance,

1030
00:38:06,910 --> 00:38:08,760
though, to win a trip to Carlo.

1031
00:38:08,760 --> 00:38:10,710
Here's your chance to win an

1032
00:38:10,710 --> 00:38:13,420
all-expenses-paid trip to Carlo.

1033
00:38:13,620 --> 00:38:14,140
Carlo!

1034
00:38:14,820 --> 00:38:17,220
You'll be picked up by Bus Ars,

1035
00:38:17,460 --> 00:38:19,220
Ireland's premier bus station,

1036
00:38:19,360 --> 00:38:21,280
designed in the late 60s, early

1037
00:38:21,280 --> 00:38:23,220
70s, or around that time.

1038
00:38:23,320 --> 00:38:24,460
Admire the pigeons,

1039
00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:26,290
stare at the passengers waiting

1040
00:38:26,290 --> 00:38:28,380
to board their respective buses.

1041
00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,430
Then you'll be whisked away to

1042
00:38:30,430 --> 00:38:31,640
County Carlo.

1043
00:38:32,060 --> 00:38:33,260
Carlo!

1044
00:38:34,640 --> 00:38:37,420
Drive this fucker to Carlo fast!

1045
00:38:37,420 --> 00:38:39,800
And don't stop once!

1046
00:38:42,040 --> 00:38:44,200
You'll be put up in an Airbnb.

1047
00:38:44,920 --> 00:38:46,820
The next day, a packed itinerary,

1048
00:38:46,860 --> 00:38:47,360
feature!

1049
00:38:47,360 --> 00:38:48,120
Carlo Castle,

1050
00:38:48,120 --> 00:38:49,620
Carlo County Museum,

1051
00:38:49,620 --> 00:38:50,620
The Liberty Tree,

1052
00:38:50,620 --> 00:38:51,820
Cathedral of Assumption,

1053
00:38:51,820 --> 00:38:52,620
Browns Hill Dolmen,

1054
00:38:52,620 --> 00:38:53,620
Oak Park House,

1055
00:38:53,620 --> 00:38:54,620
Crappie's Grave,

1056
00:38:54,620 --> 00:38:56,360
The Liberty Tree, again!

1057
00:38:56,360 --> 00:38:57,200
Castle Dermot Abbey,

1058
00:38:57,200 --> 00:38:59,200
and Castle Dermot Round Tower.

1059
00:38:59,200 --> 00:38:59,700
Lookit!

1060
00:38:59,700 --> 00:39:01,310
You'll never get a chance to

1061
00:39:01,310 --> 00:39:03,120
win a prize like this again.

1062
00:39:03,120 --> 00:39:05,360
So please, hold onto your seats,

1063
00:39:05,360 --> 00:39:06,500
and enter now.

1064
00:39:06,500 --> 00:39:07,640
This once in a lifetime

1065
00:39:07,640 --> 00:39:09,020
opportunity to visit Carlo

1066
00:39:09,020 --> 00:39:10,540
doesn't come around often.

1067
00:39:10,540 --> 00:39:12,020
Unless, of course, you do want

1068
00:39:12,020 --> 00:39:13,300
to do it yourself in your own

1069
00:39:13,300 --> 00:39:13,760
time.

1070
00:39:13,760 --> 00:39:15,260
Which, of course, many people

1071
00:39:15,260 --> 00:39:15,760
don't.

1072
00:39:15,760 --> 00:39:17,270
Which is why this prize is

1073
00:39:17,270 --> 00:39:19,000
extremely cool to enter.

1074
00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:20,590
All you have to do is answer

1075
00:39:20,590 --> 00:39:21,760
this question.

1076
00:39:21,760 --> 00:39:26,000
When I slither home after a

1077
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:30,000
hard day out in the fields,

1078
00:39:30,000 --> 00:39:31,190
there's nothing I like more

1079
00:39:31,190 --> 00:39:32,420
than lashing a few shtickings

1080
00:39:32,420 --> 00:39:32,760
into-

1081
00:39:32,760 --> 00:39:34,260
Arrow back again. We can't be

1082
00:39:34,260 --> 00:39:36,000
showing the advert for Firelighters

1083
00:39:36,000 --> 00:39:36,600
too much.

1084
00:39:36,600 --> 00:39:37,960
They don't even fucking pay me

1085
00:39:37,960 --> 00:39:39,260
that much. Anyway.

1086
00:39:39,960 --> 00:39:40,460
Drummer.

1087
00:39:40,960 --> 00:39:42,030
I get in touch with Drummer and

1088
00:39:42,030 --> 00:39:43,340
ask them to pay me some more

1089
00:39:43,340 --> 00:39:44,420
money, please.

1090
00:39:46,920 --> 00:39:47,260
That's why I'm going on the

1091
00:39:47,260 --> 00:39:49,560
kindness of strangers...

1092
00:39:50,960 --> 00:39:53,550
Who watch this game to fund

1093
00:39:53,550 --> 00:39:55,600
this gameplay.

1094
00:39:56,020 --> 00:39:57,130
It's a pro game stream,

1095
00:39:57,130 --> 00:39:59,020
everybody, okay? We're on-

1096
00:39:59,020 --> 00:40:01,050
You're watching a pro game

1097
00:40:01,050 --> 00:40:02,520
stream, right?

1098
00:40:02,520 --> 00:40:05,090
Professional gamer in the house,

1099
00:40:05,090 --> 00:40:09,570
major league gamer. Okay? Dotsie!

1100
00:40:09,570 --> 00:40:14,980
Dotsie is after you. Thanks

1101
00:40:14,980 --> 00:40:16,950
very much Dotsie for that. We're

1102
00:40:16,950 --> 00:40:19,520
playing illegal pro games here.

1103
00:40:19,520 --> 00:40:28,840
Right, back to reality. Back to

1104
00:40:28,840 --> 00:40:37,200
life. Back to life. Back to

1105
00:40:37,200 --> 00:40:47,340
reality. Back to the live games.

1106
00:40:47,340 --> 00:40:48,590
It's a major league pro game

1107
00:40:48,590 --> 00:40:49,380
tournament.

1108
00:40:49,380 --> 00:40:52,710
A Resident Evil 6. It's a speed

1109
00:40:52,710 --> 00:40:56,620
run. It was created in 1998 by

1110
00:40:56,620 --> 00:40:59,280
a pair of Japanese brothers

1111
00:40:59,280 --> 00:41:02,300
called the Mallet Fingers.

1112
00:41:08,300 --> 00:41:05,180
And you're listening in to me

1113
00:41:05,180 --> 00:41:08,180
boxes of Cobra Toxin so you can

1114
00:41:08,180 --> 00:41:10,990
say whether I'm right or I'm

1115
00:41:10,990 --> 00:41:14,100
wrong. The fucking boom time

1116
00:41:14,100 --> 00:41:15,020
boys.

1117
00:41:15,520 --> 00:41:16,430
Dotsie says, what's the chance

1118
00:41:16,430 --> 00:41:17,880
to win a chance? Can I have the

1119
00:41:17,880 --> 00:41:19,020
chance to win a chance?

1120
00:41:19,240 --> 00:41:20,880
Well, listen Dotsie, you should

1121
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:22,460
have entered the competition to

1122
00:41:22,460 --> 00:41:24,010
Carlow. Were you not watching

1123
00:41:24,010 --> 00:41:26,370
the competition vigil? Huh?

1124
00:41:26,370 --> 00:41:27,940
Come on, fuck.

1125
00:41:28,740 --> 00:41:30,780
We're here. Guardee Camera Gaffa.

1126
00:41:30,780 --> 00:41:33,380
We're inside the fucking mainframe

1127
00:41:33,380 --> 00:41:35,800
right now. The guards are after

1128
00:41:35,800 --> 00:41:36,440
you.

1129
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:40,600
You thought the fucking town.

1130
00:41:40,600 --> 00:41:43,830
You thought that town was

1131
00:41:43,830 --> 00:41:48,210
fucked. Well, think again.

1132
00:41:48,210 --> 00:41:49,900
Because the guards are here.

1133
00:41:49,900 --> 00:41:51,660
There's a guard station and it's

1134
00:41:51,660 --> 00:41:53,020
fucking had a lot of money

1135
00:41:53,020 --> 00:41:54,140
thrown into it.

1136
00:41:55,140 --> 00:41:57,260
Despite the pixels. It's still

1137
00:41:57,260 --> 00:41:59,360
a classy gaff. Architecture is

1138
00:41:59,360 --> 00:42:01,700
timeless. No matter what age we're

1139
00:42:01,700 --> 00:42:04,050
in. This might be 2018. 20

1140
00:42:04,050 --> 00:42:05,830
years ago. This was fucking med.

1141
00:42:05,830 --> 00:42:06,840
But, uh...

1142
00:42:06,840 --> 00:42:10,740
Architecture is timeless. I

1143
00:42:10,740 --> 00:42:15,320
think I'm gonna combine the

1144
00:42:15,320 --> 00:42:18,540
bullets, yeah.

1145
00:42:23,340 --> 00:42:25,060
Thanks, Dotsie on boxes of Cobra

1146
00:42:25,060 --> 00:42:26,710
Toxin and Eamon Devilira. And

1147
00:42:26,710 --> 00:42:30,350
fucking... Eat us. Patrick Connolly.

1148
00:42:30,350 --> 00:42:32,040
New York Jetpack.

1149
00:42:32,040 --> 00:42:35,530
All the boys. Steve. Resident

1150
00:42:35,530 --> 00:42:38,740
Steven. Resident Steven.

1151
00:42:41,740 --> 00:42:44,810
Now... He's using an Apple Macintosh,

1152
00:42:44,810 --> 00:42:45,440
I see.

1153
00:42:48,240 --> 00:42:50,140
Do they have them in Japan? The

1154
00:42:50,140 --> 00:42:53,440
Japanese... Year of the Cat.

1155
00:42:56,340 --> 00:42:58,040
Raccoons Common.

1156
00:43:04,040 --> 00:43:04,760
Right. You know what's coming

1157
00:43:04,760 --> 00:43:06,040
up.

1158
00:43:07,040 --> 00:43:08,040
Johnny Lick.

1159
00:43:09,640 --> 00:43:10,600
The King of the Lickouts is

1160
00:43:10,600 --> 00:43:13,040
coming up soon, man.

1161
00:43:13,040 --> 00:43:14,440
And you wanna watch out. He's

1162
00:43:14,440 --> 00:43:16,040
an awful fucking tongue on him.

1163
00:43:16,040 --> 00:43:17,520
He'd wanna wash his mouth out,

1164
00:43:17,520 --> 00:43:18,540
the fucking cunt.

1165
00:43:21,040 --> 00:43:23,740
Uh oh. Will Smith is in town.

1166
00:43:26,740 --> 00:43:27,540
Da da bap.

1167
00:43:28,740 --> 00:43:29,740
It's coffee japan to him.

1168
00:43:29,740 --> 00:43:30,740
Who... Who are you?

1169
00:43:30,740 --> 00:43:31,740
Oh...

1170
00:43:32,740 --> 00:43:34,040
You must be the new guy.

1171
00:43:35,040 --> 00:43:35,840
Leon.

1172
00:43:37,540 --> 00:43:38,540
Sorry, but...

1173
00:43:39,040 --> 00:43:40,740
It looks like your party...

1174
00:43:41,540 --> 00:43:42,540
Has been cancelled.

1175
00:43:42,540 --> 00:43:43,240
Cancelled!

1176
00:43:43,740 --> 00:43:44,440
What happened?

1177
00:43:45,440 --> 00:43:45,940
What happened?

1178
00:43:45,940 --> 00:43:46,440
What happened?

1179
00:43:47,440 --> 00:43:48,440
About two months ago...

1180
00:43:49,440 --> 00:43:50,440
There was...

1181
00:43:50,440 --> 00:43:51,440
Incident...

1182
00:43:51,440 --> 00:43:52,440
Involving zombies.

1183
00:43:52,440 --> 00:43:53,440
Involving zombies.

1184
00:43:53,440 --> 00:43:54,440
Involving zombies.

1185
00:43:55,440 --> 00:43:56,430
Located in the outskirts of

1186
00:43:56,430 --> 00:43:57,440
this city.

1187
00:43:58,440 --> 00:43:59,440
Chris...

1188
00:43:59,440 --> 00:44:00,910
And the other Starz members

1189
00:44:00,910 --> 00:44:02,440
discovered that...

1190
00:44:03,440 --> 00:44:04,440
Umbrella...

1191
00:44:04,440 --> 00:44:06,440
Was behind everything.

1192
00:44:08,440 --> 00:44:08,680
They risked their lives to

1193
00:44:08,680 --> 00:44:10,440
reveal the truth.

1194
00:44:11,440 --> 00:44:12,140
But no one believed them.

1195
00:44:12,140 --> 00:44:13,240
Umbrella, or as they're known

1196
00:44:13,240 --> 00:44:14,140
in fucking Ireland.

1197
00:44:14,440 --> 00:44:14,940
Allergan.

1198
00:44:14,940 --> 00:44:16,940
Not long after that...

1199
00:44:16,940 --> 00:44:17,940
All this...

1200
00:44:18,640 --> 00:44:19,940
Started to happen.

1201
00:44:20,740 --> 00:44:21,440
Uh...

1202
00:44:21,440 --> 00:44:21,940
Uh...

1203
00:44:22,440 --> 00:44:23,440
Hang in there.

1204
00:44:24,940 --> 00:44:26,440
Don't worry about me.

1205
00:44:27,440 --> 00:44:28,520
Just rescue the survivors in

1206
00:44:28,520 --> 00:44:29,940
the other rooms.

1207
00:44:30,940 --> 00:44:31,640
Watch this now.

1208
00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:32,040
Here.

1209
00:44:32,040 --> 00:44:32,240
Go.

1210
00:44:32,940 --> 00:44:34,040
Take this key card.

1211
00:44:34,640 --> 00:44:35,380
You should be able to unlock

1212
00:44:35,380 --> 00:44:36,940
the doors in the hall with this.

1213
00:44:36,940 --> 00:44:37,040
Just go.

1214
00:44:37,240 --> 00:44:37,540
Go.

1215
00:44:37,840 --> 00:44:38,440
Now go.

1216
00:44:39,240 --> 00:44:40,040
Just go.

1217
00:44:40,340 --> 00:44:40,940
But...

1218
00:44:40,940 --> 00:44:41,940
But...

1219
00:44:41,940 --> 00:44:42,440
But...

1220
00:44:42,440 --> 00:44:42,940
But...

1221
00:44:42,940 --> 00:44:43,740
Just go.

1222
00:44:43,740 --> 00:44:43,740
Just go.

1223
00:44:43,740 --> 00:44:43,740
Just go.

1224
00:44:43,740 --> 00:44:45,740
All right.

1225
00:44:45,740 --> 00:44:46,240
Fine.

1226
00:44:46,240 --> 00:44:47,240
I can't argue with that.

1227
00:44:47,240 --> 00:44:47,740
Fine.

1228
00:44:47,740 --> 00:44:48,740
But I'm coming back for you.

1229
00:44:48,740 --> 00:44:49,740
I'm coming back for you.

1230
00:44:49,740 --> 00:44:49,740
Just hold on.

1231
00:44:49,740 --> 00:44:50,740
I'm coming back for you.

1232
00:44:50,740 --> 00:44:51,740
Stay here.

1233
00:44:51,740 --> 00:44:52,740
I'll be through here.

1234
00:44:52,740 --> 00:44:53,740
Heh heh.

1235
00:44:53,740 --> 00:44:56,740
Hong Kong phooey in the boys.

1236
00:44:56,740 --> 00:45:02,740
James has donated 6 euro 34.

1237
00:45:02,740 --> 00:45:04,000
James, I want to tell you

1238
00:45:04,000 --> 00:45:04,740
something.

1239
00:45:04,740 --> 00:45:06,040
You say to me, you're out there

1240
00:45:06,040 --> 00:45:07,110
in Melbourne watching at

1241
00:45:07,110 --> 00:45:07,740
midnight.

1242
00:45:07,740 --> 00:45:09,420
Can't believe it's midnight in

1243
00:45:09,420 --> 00:45:10,740
the world somewhere.

1244
00:45:10,740 --> 00:45:13,040
Is that even possible, man?

1245
00:45:13,040 --> 00:45:15,040
I thought everywhere was fuckin...

1246
00:45:15,040 --> 00:45:16,540
What time's it now?

1247
00:45:16,540 --> 00:45:17,040
Fuckin' 10...

1248
00:45:17,040 --> 00:45:18,420
I thought everywhere is ten

1249
00:45:18,420 --> 00:45:19,040
past one.

1250
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:20,680
Is it not ten past one in

1251
00:45:20,680 --> 00:45:22,040
fuckin' Tokyo?

1252
00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:22,540
No.

1253
00:45:24,540 --> 00:45:24,810
You said, uh, you'd be relaxing

1254
00:45:24,810 --> 00:45:26,780
next to a roaring fire of coal

1255
00:45:26,780 --> 00:45:28,900
and drummer fire lighters if it

1256
00:45:28,900 --> 00:45:31,340
weren't 29 degrees, hey?

1257
00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:33,940
Well, lucky you, man.

1258
00:45:33,940 --> 00:45:34,940
Lucky you.

1259
00:45:34,940 --> 00:45:37,220
How's Christmas happening over

1260
00:45:37,220 --> 00:45:38,440
in Australia?

1261
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,430
Do you suffer the heat well, do

1262
00:45:40,430 --> 00:45:40,940
you?

1263
00:45:40,940 --> 00:45:42,940
Thanks for the tip.

1264
00:45:42,940 --> 00:45:43,940
Sean R.

1265
00:45:43,940 --> 00:45:44,940
Another...

1266
00:45:44,940 --> 00:45:46,940
...Electronically...

1267
00:45:46,940 --> 00:45:49,940
...Locked individual.

1268
00:45:49,940 --> 00:45:54,240
I have a fuckin' car key.

1269
00:45:54,240 --> 00:45:55,820
I need to use the com- computer,

1270
00:45:55,820 --> 00:45:56,240
is it?

1271
00:45:56,240 --> 00:45:58,240
Thank you very much, Sean.

1272
00:45:58,240 --> 00:45:59,240
Sean R.

1273
00:45:59,240 --> 00:46:01,410
Who says, "My old lady has

1274
00:46:01,410 --> 00:46:02,240
worms."

1275
00:46:02,240 --> 00:46:04,240
Not nice.

1276
00:46:04,240 --> 00:46:06,240
Nice

1277
00:46:07,860 --> 00:46:09,000
How do I use the car key do you

1278
00:46:09,000 --> 00:46:10,380
want to use it?

1279
00:46:12,320 --> 00:46:12,860
Let's try it. Let's try it. Let's

1280
00:46:12,860 --> 00:46:15,180
try it. Let's try it. Let's try

1281
00:46:15,180 --> 00:46:17,640
it. Let's try it. Let's try it.

1282
00:46:17,640 --> 00:46:18,420
Let's try it

1283
00:46:20,780 --> 00:46:22,620
Hall side doors lock released

1284
00:46:22,620 --> 00:46:26,900
hall side doors lock released

1285
00:46:30,960 --> 00:46:32,590
Thanks, James from Melbourne. I

1286
00:46:32,590 --> 00:46:33,840
can't believe it's fucking

1287
00:46:33,840 --> 00:46:34,340
midnight

1288
00:46:36,420 --> 00:46:36,920
So is it tomorrow was this is

1289
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:40,180
it fucking Friday or Saturday?

1290
00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:43,520
It's really you

1291
00:46:44,280 --> 00:46:46,280
You're going out Australia

1292
00:46:49,380 --> 00:46:50,550
Okay, we got it we got to hit

1293
00:46:50,550 --> 00:46:53,800
this this chase

1294
00:46:56,000 --> 00:46:57,220
We gotta hit the chest and see

1295
00:46:57,220 --> 00:46:58,960
what's inside

1296
00:46:58,960 --> 00:47:01,060
You want to hit that chest

1297
00:47:01,060 --> 00:47:03,470
awful fucking fast there's a

1298
00:47:03,470 --> 00:47:05,820
gun inside it do you have an

1299
00:47:05,820 --> 00:47:08,640
ink ribbon? Yeah use go back to

1300
00:47:08,640 --> 00:47:10,260
that fucking typewriter and use

1301
00:47:10,260 --> 00:47:11,020
the ink ribbon

1302
00:47:15,280 --> 00:47:17,280
It'll save the game

1303
00:47:20,420 --> 00:47:20,920
Why?

1304
00:47:22,340 --> 00:47:23,120
Because that's the way games

1305
00:47:23,120 --> 00:47:25,970
used to be saved back in 1998.

1306
00:47:25,970 --> 00:47:27,540
You you feckin clown

1307
00:47:29,300 --> 00:47:29,340
Could you not just like press

1308
00:47:29,340 --> 00:47:30,690
start does it not save

1309
00:47:30,690 --> 00:47:32,500
automatically where you are

1310
00:47:32,500 --> 00:47:33,800
like where you live?

1311
00:47:34,400 --> 00:47:37,460
No, you need an ink ribbon

1312
00:47:41,540 --> 00:47:43,540
Will you use the ink ribbon?

1313
00:47:49,460 --> 00:47:52,140
Overwrite that. Hey, that's

1314
00:47:52,140 --> 00:47:55,140
from long before I was I wasn't

1315
00:47:55,140 --> 00:47:57,900
doing a bit of practice last

1316
00:47:57,900 --> 00:47:59,780
night or anything

1317
00:48:02,660 --> 00:48:04,480
Right so we're saved we're

1318
00:48:04,480 --> 00:48:05,540
fucking saved I

1319
00:48:06,680 --> 00:48:08,680
Know well who you are Gary

1320
00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:14,190
Here we are guys guardie camera

1321
00:48:14,190 --> 00:48:16,480
gaffa into the Garda hutch the

1322
00:48:16,480 --> 00:48:18,980
storeroom the safe box the safe

1323
00:48:18,980 --> 00:48:19,380
match

1324
00:48:20,300 --> 00:48:21,330
Someone left the safety latch

1325
00:48:21,330 --> 00:48:23,300
off the door and into the guard

1326
00:48:23,300 --> 00:48:24,940
station and I got inside

1327
00:48:27,080 --> 00:48:29,080
Police memorandum

1328
00:48:30,500 --> 00:48:32,500
By Benjamin metin Netanyahu

1329
00:48:33,920 --> 00:48:35,920
Memorandu

1330
00:48:36,320 --> 00:48:38,000
Benjamin memorandu is after you

1331
00:48:38,000 --> 00:48:39,840
he left a little fucking note

1332
00:48:39,840 --> 00:48:40,380
for you

1333
00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:42,300
Were you talking to Benjamin

1334
00:48:42,300 --> 00:48:44,380
memorandu were you no what what

1335
00:48:44,380 --> 00:48:46,660
what's the story with him well?

1336
00:48:46,660 --> 00:48:48,090
He said that this letter is

1337
00:48:48,090 --> 00:48:49,710
just to inform everyone about

1338
00:48:49,710 --> 00:48:50,950
the recent movement of

1339
00:48:50,950 --> 00:48:52,490
equipment that has happened

1340
00:48:52,490 --> 00:48:54,820
during the precinct rearrangement,

1341
00:48:54,820 --> 00:48:55,120
okay?

1342
00:48:55,120 --> 00:48:58,920
Yeah, she knocked a post. Thank

1343
00:48:58,920 --> 00:49:00,550
you very much the safe with

1344
00:49:00,550 --> 00:49:03,030
four digits the safe with four

1345
00:49:03,030 --> 00:49:03,960
digit lock

1346
00:49:05,540 --> 00:49:06,260
Has been room has been moved

1347
00:49:06,260 --> 00:49:08,990
from the stars office on the

1348
00:49:08,990 --> 00:49:10,890
second floor to the eastern

1349
00:49:10,890 --> 00:49:14,040
office on the first floor, okay?

1350
00:49:16,920 --> 00:49:18,540
1236 the number it's the raccoon

1351
00:49:18,540 --> 00:49:20,000
police liaison department. Yeah

1352
00:49:21,060 --> 00:49:23,060
Thanks very much good luck

1353
00:49:26,940 --> 00:49:28,340
Now

1354
00:49:28,340 --> 00:49:30,220
We're taking a little John

1355
00:49:30,220 --> 00:49:31,990
through this as I recall

1356
00:49:31,990 --> 00:49:34,100
correctly this desk is locked

1357
00:49:34,100 --> 00:49:36,250
and I'm correct and as I recall

1358
00:49:36,250 --> 00:49:38,310
again correctly now my memory

1359
00:49:38,310 --> 00:49:39,260
is fucking sketchy

1360
00:49:39,260 --> 00:49:40,740
It's nine twenty years we're

1361
00:49:40,740 --> 00:49:42,880
going back 1998 when I walk

1362
00:49:42,880 --> 00:49:44,680
past this next camera angle

1363
00:49:45,220 --> 00:49:46,290
There's gonna be the lick out

1364
00:49:46,290 --> 00:49:47,870
master who crawls across the

1365
00:49:47,870 --> 00:49:49,500
crawls he slithers across the

1366
00:49:49,500 --> 00:49:51,200
fucking window keep your eyes

1367
00:49:51,200 --> 00:49:51,680
peeled

1368
00:49:55,940 --> 00:49:57,940
There we did you see it

1369
00:49:59,360 --> 00:50:01,110
Fucking blink and you'll lick

1370
00:50:01,110 --> 00:50:02,680
it lick outs for 50 bags

1371
00:50:03,140 --> 00:50:05,700
Says Andrew this is parental

1372
00:50:05,700 --> 00:50:08,120
this is not a PG stream. This

1373
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:10,360
is an 18 rated stream

1374
00:50:16,700 --> 00:50:14,930
Now I'm I've got the shotty to

1375
00:50:14,930 --> 00:50:19,530
hottie because this this lick

1376
00:50:19,530 --> 00:50:23,590
master he really is a piece of

1377
00:50:23,590 --> 00:50:25,200
work. He's a lick bastard

1378
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:27,880
He's licking the head

1379
00:50:28,740 --> 00:50:30,740
He's a lick cut

1380
00:50:33,360 --> 00:50:35,980
Cord is being cut we have a

1381
00:50:35,980 --> 00:50:37,900
guard there's a guard here now

1382
00:50:40,200 --> 00:50:42,160
So his head is missing it seems

1383
00:50:42,160 --> 00:50:46,160
to have been twisted off hey

1384
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:49,510
Tony's arms he's got the nine

1385
00:50:49,510 --> 00:50:52,750
millimeter Parabellum rounds in

1386
00:50:52,750 --> 00:50:53,980
his pocket

1387
00:50:53,980 --> 00:50:55,980
I'll take those away from his

1388
00:50:55,980 --> 00:50:58,200
dead corpse his head is missing

1389
00:50:58,200 --> 00:51:00,180
it seems to have been twisted

1390
00:51:00,180 --> 00:51:00,440
off

1391
00:51:00,900 --> 00:51:02,200
We don't really have any

1392
00:51:02,200 --> 00:51:04,400
indication as to what what did

1393
00:51:04,400 --> 00:51:06,320
the damage but look it will

1394
00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:07,440
keep on trucking

1395
00:51:07,440 --> 00:51:09,090
We'll see how we're getting on

1396
00:51:09,090 --> 00:51:10,010
now. I want to tell you

1397
00:51:10,010 --> 00:51:11,310
something. There's a pool of

1398
00:51:11,310 --> 00:51:12,100
blood on the floor

1399
00:51:12,100 --> 00:51:13,910
I'm in the police station at

1400
00:51:13,910 --> 00:51:15,800
the moment Pat Pat I'm in the

1401
00:51:15,800 --> 00:51:16,980
guard station Pat

1402
00:51:20,320 --> 00:51:22,320
Pat can you hear me?

1403
00:51:23,560 --> 00:51:24,370
I'm in the guard station. I've

1404
00:51:24,370 --> 00:51:26,250
just found a pool of blood here

1405
00:51:26,250 --> 00:51:26,580
now

1406
00:51:27,700 --> 00:51:29,700
Jesus Christ Pat

1407
00:51:30,520 --> 00:51:32,520
There's a lick out master

1408
00:51:32,520 --> 00:51:34,030
He's got a tongue the size of

1409
00:51:34,030 --> 00:51:35,880
fucking china inside his head.

1410
00:51:35,880 --> 00:51:37,600
He's come at me! I'm a young

1411
00:51:37,600 --> 00:51:39,290
buck Pat! I'm a young fella

1412
00:51:39,290 --> 00:51:41,040
with nice ginger locks Pat!

1413
00:51:41,040 --> 00:51:42,420
He's gonna try and have his

1414
00:51:42,420 --> 00:51:44,280
wicked way with me! Fuck off!

1415
00:51:44,280 --> 00:51:46,580
He's got fucking claws Pat!

1416
00:51:48,280 --> 00:51:49,120
He's fucked Pat! I gave that

1417
00:51:49,120 --> 00:51:52,100
fucking lick! That was the last

1418
00:51:52,100 --> 00:51:54,540
lick out he's ever gonna give!

1419
00:51:57,540 --> 00:51:57,690
Eleven hours ahead of you down

1420
00:51:57,690 --> 00:52:00,240
in Australia says James

1421
00:52:01,840 --> 00:52:03,000
So you're from the fucking

1422
00:52:03,000 --> 00:52:04,470
future are you? That three

1423
00:52:04,470 --> 00:52:06,350
thank you very much James is

1424
00:52:06,350 --> 00:52:08,760
sending three euro 17 not only

1425
00:52:08,760 --> 00:52:09,960
from Australia

1426
00:52:11,260 --> 00:52:13,260
But from the fucking future hey!

1427
00:52:15,760 --> 00:52:16,200
Take the odds at nine to four

1428
00:52:16,200 --> 00:52:18,080
it only goes lower

1429
00:52:19,780 --> 00:52:21,780
Hey!

1430
00:52:24,220 --> 00:52:26,220
We're fucked!

1431
00:52:26,220 --> 00:52:38,280
Let's try and uh... use an old

1432
00:52:38,280 --> 00:52:39,340
herb!

1433
00:52:42,460 --> 00:52:44,460
The old medicinal stuff CBD!

1434
00:52:46,460 --> 00:52:48,180
We were down... we had CBD

1435
00:52:48,180 --> 00:52:49,770
plants in the house yeah we're

1436
00:52:49,770 --> 00:52:51,260
growing CBD plants now!

1437
00:52:55,260 --> 00:52:55,310
We're fucking going... we're

1438
00:52:55,310 --> 00:52:58,300
growing CBD plants out in the

1439
00:52:58,300 --> 00:52:59,260
house!

1440
00:53:00,300 --> 00:53:01,340
Do you want a taste?

1441
00:53:07,880 --> 00:53:09,880
Thanks James! Thanks Schnackapus!

1442
00:53:09,880 --> 00:53:11,810
Operation report: The raccoon

1443
00:53:11,810 --> 00:53:13,590
police department was

1444
00:53:13,590 --> 00:53:15,440
unexpectedly attacked by

1445
00:53:15,440 --> 00:53:16,300
zombies!

1446
00:53:16,300 --> 00:53:18,890
Many have been injured! Okay?

1447
00:53:18,890 --> 00:53:21,360
Even more were killed! During

1448
00:53:21,360 --> 00:53:23,890
the attack! Our communications

1449
00:53:23,890 --> 00:53:25,780
equipment was destroyed and we

1450
00:53:25,780 --> 00:53:27,880
were no longer... we no longer

1451
00:53:27,880 --> 00:53:29,630
have contact with the outside

1452
00:53:29,630 --> 00:53:30,140
okay?

1453
00:53:32,220 --> 00:53:32,840
We have decided to carry out an

1454
00:53:32,840 --> 00:53:35,380
operation with the intent of

1455
00:53:35,380 --> 00:53:38,780
rescuing any possible survivors!

1456
00:53:39,420 --> 00:53:41,420
As well as to prevent this from...

1457
00:53:41,660 --> 00:53:43,750
Fucking spreading! Beyond Roscommon

1458
00:53:43,750 --> 00:53:44,380
Town!

1459
00:53:45,500 --> 00:53:46,910
Okay? The details of the

1460
00:53:46,910 --> 00:53:49,500
operation... are as follows:

1461
00:53:52,700 --> 00:53:52,850
Security of armaments and

1462
00:53:52,850 --> 00:53:54,860
ammunition!

1463
00:53:55,660 --> 00:53:57,830
Now Chief Irons... has voiced

1464
00:53:57,830 --> 00:53:59,260
concern regarding the issue of

1465
00:53:59,260 --> 00:54:01,640
terrorism... due to a series of

1466
00:54:01,640 --> 00:54:04,300
recent... unresolved incidents...

1467
00:54:04,940 --> 00:54:06,050
On the very day before zombies

1468
00:54:06,050 --> 00:54:07,260
attacked...

1469
00:54:08,140 --> 00:54:08,940
He made the feckin' decision to

1470
00:54:08,940 --> 00:54:10,940
relocate all the weapons...

1471
00:54:11,820 --> 00:54:13,180
To scattered intervals...

1472
00:54:13,820 --> 00:54:14,700
Throughout the building...

1473
00:54:15,980 --> 00:54:16,380
Okay?

1474
00:54:17,820 --> 00:54:19,560
as a temporary measure to

1475
00:54:19,560 --> 00:54:21,810
prevent their possible seizure.

1476
00:54:21,810 --> 00:54:24,140
Now unfortunately this decision

1477
00:54:24,140 --> 00:54:24,540
has made

1478
00:54:24,540 --> 00:54:26,720
it extremely difficult for us

1479
00:54:26,720 --> 00:54:29,360
to locate all the ammunition caches.

1480
00:54:29,360 --> 00:54:31,340
It's become our top priority

1481
00:54:31,340 --> 00:54:32,890
though to recover these

1482
00:54:32,890 --> 00:54:34,770
scattered ammunition and to

1483
00:54:34,770 --> 00:54:37,030
unlock the weapon storage. This

1484
00:54:37,030 --> 00:54:37,900
is the next thing

1485
00:54:37,900 --> 00:54:39,990
I want to hit you with. As

1486
00:54:39,990 --> 00:54:42,190
stated earlier, it will be

1487
00:54:42,190 --> 00:54:45,220
extremely difficult, okay? Très

1488
00:54:45,220 --> 00:54:46,220
difficile

1489
00:54:46,220 --> 00:54:48,890
on France A to secure all the

1490
00:54:48,890 --> 00:54:52,620
ammunition. However, however, a

1491
00:54:52,620 --> 00:54:55,310
considerable supply still

1492
00:54:55,310 --> 00:54:56,220
remains

1493
00:54:56,780 --> 00:54:58,690
in the underground weapon

1494
00:54:58,690 --> 00:55:01,950
storage. Yeah, unfortunately

1495
00:55:01,950 --> 00:55:04,410
the person in charge of the

1496
00:55:04,410 --> 00:55:06,780
card key used to access

1497
00:55:06,780 --> 00:55:09,500
the weapon storage is fucking

1498
00:55:09,500 --> 00:55:10,620
missing.

1499
00:55:14,620 --> 00:55:19,160
It's A. Unfortunately now he's

1500
00:55:19,160 --> 00:55:23,720
fucking missing. And we have,

1501
00:55:23,720 --> 00:55:26,070
we've been unable to locate the

1502
00:55:26,070 --> 00:55:26,860
key at all.

1503
00:55:27,980 --> 00:55:29,610
Now, one of the breakers went

1504
00:55:29,610 --> 00:55:33,130
down during the battle. Okay. I'm

1505
00:55:33,130 --> 00:55:36,100
not, I'm not naming names, I'm

1506
00:55:36,100 --> 00:55:38,490
not blaming anyone. But one of

1507
00:55:38,490 --> 00:55:39,790
the fucking breakers went down

1508
00:55:39,790 --> 00:55:40,620
during the battle.

1509
00:55:40,620 --> 00:55:43,770
The electronic locks are not

1510
00:55:43,770 --> 00:55:46,630
functioning in certain areas at

1511
00:55:46,630 --> 00:55:50,880
the moment. Okay? It's become a

1512
00:55:50,880 --> 00:55:53,180
top priority to restore the

1513
00:55:53,180 --> 00:55:55,780
power in the fucking power room

1514
00:55:55,780 --> 00:55:58,520
and secure those locks. That's

1515
00:55:58,520 --> 00:56:01,210
David Ford. More fucking pages.

1516
00:56:01,210 --> 00:56:03,640
1pm. Something else I want to

1517
00:56:03,640 --> 00:56:04,860
hit you with.

1518
00:56:07,300 --> 00:56:09,610
Thanks Bertie. Love the stream.

1519
00:56:09,610 --> 00:56:11,600
Pop over to the gaffer lines. I

1520
00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:13,960
can't. You're entering Chandra.

1521
00:56:13,960 --> 00:56:16,480
1pm. Now. Now. Something else I

1522
00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:18,040
want to hit you with in the

1523
00:56:18,040 --> 00:56:19,830
operation report. This is

1524
00:56:19,830 --> 00:56:21,980
September the 27th now. You

1525
00:56:21,980 --> 00:56:24,070
need to rewind your memory. Can

1526
00:56:24,070 --> 00:56:25,820
you go back that far?

1527
00:56:27,760 --> 00:56:28,970
1pm. The West Barricade has

1528
00:56:28,970 --> 00:56:32,190
been broken through and another

1529
00:56:32,190 --> 00:56:34,240
exchange ensued.

1530
00:56:35,980 --> 00:56:37,660
We sheltered in the injured. We

1531
00:56:37,660 --> 00:56:39,100
sheltered the injured in the

1532
00:56:39,100 --> 00:56:40,600
fucking confiscation room on

1533
00:56:40,600 --> 00:56:42,360
the first floor temporarily.

1534
00:56:42,780 --> 00:56:43,740
Where 12 more people were

1535
00:56:43,740 --> 00:56:45,340
injured in the battle. Okay?

1536
00:56:47,040 --> 00:56:48,450
3 additional people were killed

1537
00:56:48,450 --> 00:56:51,460
following the sudden appearance

1538
00:56:51,460 --> 00:56:53,370
of an as of yet unknown

1539
00:56:53,370 --> 00:56:54,640
creature.

1540
00:56:55,040 --> 00:56:56,600
Now this creature is identified

1541
00:56:56,600 --> 00:56:58,460
by missing patches of skin.

1542
00:56:59,980 --> 00:57:01,620
I think we all know who he's

1543
00:57:01,620 --> 00:57:03,640
talking about. Let's just say

1544
00:57:03,640 --> 00:57:05,380
he's got a sharp tongue.

1545
00:57:06,780 --> 00:57:08,260
This creature is identified by

1546
00:57:08,260 --> 00:57:10,810
missing patches of skin and

1547
00:57:10,810 --> 00:57:12,760
razor like claws.

1548
00:57:15,040 --> 00:57:17,910
However, it's most distinguishing

1549
00:57:17,910 --> 00:57:20,610
characteristic is its lance-like

1550
00:57:20,610 --> 00:57:21,540
tongue.

1551
00:57:21,840 --> 00:57:23,370
We all know who he is. We all

1552
00:57:23,370 --> 00:57:24,560
know who he is.

1553
00:57:24,920 --> 00:57:26,560
Capable of piercing a human

1554
00:57:26,560 --> 00:57:28,280
torso in an instant.

1555
00:57:28,720 --> 00:57:30,510
Okay? Their numbers as well as

1556
00:57:30,510 --> 00:57:32,800
their location remains unknown.

1557
00:57:33,760 --> 00:57:36,420
We have tentatively named this

1558
00:57:36,420 --> 00:57:38,840
creature as the Lickout.

1559
00:57:39,060 --> 00:57:39,520
Ha ha ha!

1560
00:57:40,560 --> 00:57:41,650
And are currently in the

1561
00:57:41,650 --> 00:57:44,060
process of developing countermeasures...

1562
00:57:45,860 --> 00:57:47,760
...to deal with the cunt.

1563
00:57:49,360 --> 00:57:54,520
Sincerely, David Ford. That

1564
00:57:54,520 --> 00:57:56,520
operation report, thank god

1565
00:57:56,520 --> 00:57:58,430
that operation report has been

1566
00:57:58,430 --> 00:58:00,350
filed. Otherwise we wouldn't

1567
00:58:00,350 --> 00:58:02,300
ever be able to access it again,

1568
00:58:02,300 --> 00:58:04,030
should we need to access it in

1569
00:58:04,030 --> 00:58:05,380
the future days.

1570
00:58:11,060 --> 00:58:13,420
Lance like telegons. It's a

1571
00:58:13,420 --> 00:58:16,070
fireplace. There's a bit of art

1572
00:58:16,070 --> 00:58:18,910
above it. The title is A Sacrifice

1573
00:58:18,910 --> 00:58:20,600
to the Hellfire.

1574
00:58:29,440 --> 00:58:28,290
The Sacrifice to the Gods and

1575
00:58:28,290 --> 00:58:34,270
the Hellfire. How is the volume?

1576
00:58:34,270 --> 00:58:36,500
Is the game volume? Mick never

1577
00:58:36,500 --> 00:58:39,300
mind. Can you tell me now? Is

1578
00:58:39,300 --> 00:58:40,180
the game?

1579
00:58:40,180 --> 00:58:43,360
The countermeasure is gout.

1580
00:58:43,360 --> 00:58:46,550
Spread the words. Is the game

1581
00:58:46,550 --> 00:58:50,000
volume okay? Is the game volume

1582
00:58:50,000 --> 00:58:53,180
okay? Is my speech too loud or

1583
00:58:53,180 --> 00:58:56,130
too low for the game? Let me

1584
00:58:56,130 --> 00:58:57,180
know.

1585
00:58:58,660 --> 00:58:59,490
Are you doing a bit? Are you

1586
00:58:59,490 --> 00:59:01,240
doing a bit of fucking

1587
00:59:01,240 --> 00:59:02,680
sacrificing?

1588
00:59:03,420 --> 00:59:04,870
Too loud, sir. It's grand.

1589
00:59:04,870 --> 00:59:07,330
Everyone says it's grand. Cool,

1590
00:59:07,330 --> 00:59:09,720
cool, cool. Thank you. Thank

1591
00:59:09,720 --> 00:59:10,100
you.

1592
00:59:10,100 --> 00:59:11,980
Bish, look with you.

1593
00:59:15,820 --> 00:59:15,930
Now, we read some great

1594
00:59:15,930 --> 00:59:19,810
documents. There. Welcome to

1595
00:59:19,810 --> 00:59:22,510
the stream, everyone. Jack Diddley.

1596
00:59:22,510 --> 00:59:24,500
Eric Carlson. Nice to see you

1597
00:59:24,500 --> 00:59:27,040
again. Matt Conlon. Kev O'Shea.

1598
00:59:27,040 --> 00:59:29,610
Dan Delf Corwin. Joyce. Logan's

1599
00:59:29,610 --> 00:59:31,880
dad. Frank Flynn. Sam Ferry.

1600
00:59:34,160 --> 00:59:38,220
Fuck. Oh, man. Fucked. I'm gooshed.

1601
00:59:38,220 --> 00:59:40,790
I'm fucking gooshed. I'm

1602
00:59:40,790 --> 00:59:44,680
getting Frank ferried out of it,

1603
00:59:44,680 --> 00:59:45,560
man.

1604
00:59:46,080 --> 00:59:47,850
I need to take the fucking shotty

1605
00:59:47,850 --> 00:59:50,040
too hotty to this clown box.

1606
00:59:50,460 --> 00:59:53,880
Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. Uh-oh.

1607
00:59:53,880 --> 00:59:55,470
I can't be arsed going through

1608
00:59:55,470 --> 00:59:57,130
all this shit again, man. We

1609
00:59:57,130 --> 00:59:58,800
need to win. I can't be looking

1610
00:59:58,800 --> 01:00:00,060
at the fucking stream box at

1611
01:00:00,060 --> 01:00:00,780
the moment.

1612
01:00:02,340 --> 01:00:02,880
Thanks for all the kind,

1613
01:00:02,880 --> 01:00:05,760
deserving messages, though.

1614
01:00:06,340 --> 01:00:07,300
I see you joining me for the

1615
01:00:07,300 --> 01:00:09,110
fucking Sunday night games on a

1616
01:00:09,110 --> 01:00:11,300
Friday morning afternoon slash.

1617
01:00:12,180 --> 01:00:14,090
I suppose it's Friday evening

1618
01:00:14,090 --> 01:00:16,160
over in Australia. James will

1619
01:00:16,160 --> 01:00:17,300
tell you that.

1620
01:00:21,980 --> 01:00:23,960
Now. Now.

1621
01:00:25,620 --> 01:00:27,200
How do you, uh- does he reload?

1622
01:00:27,200 --> 01:00:28,520
There's no reload button in

1623
01:00:28,520 --> 01:00:30,040
those games. He just reloads at

1624
01:00:30,040 --> 01:00:30,980
the end of the bullets.

1625
01:00:31,300 --> 01:00:32,240
Or you can be stealthy and

1626
01:00:32,240 --> 01:00:33,440
sneaky and reload in the

1627
01:00:33,440 --> 01:00:34,420
fucking...

1628
01:00:35,500 --> 01:00:37,620
The boo-boo.

1629
01:00:40,920 --> 01:00:41,840
Chazza the ninja.

1630
01:00:44,320 --> 01:00:44,450
Right. We'll just wait. We'll

1631
01:00:44,450 --> 01:00:47,080
wait for it. We'll wait for it.

1632
01:00:47,080 --> 01:00:58,940
Scabaticchi's after you.

1633
01:01:03,260 --> 01:01:03,070
This is something different.

1634
01:01:03,070 --> 01:01:06,340
Love the game. Rock on, Francis.

1635
01:01:10,840 --> 01:01:13,480
One of these cunts is gonna, uh...

1636
01:01:13,480 --> 01:01:14,880
bite my foot, I'd say, is he?

1637
01:01:14,880 --> 01:01:19,380
Take that shit.

1638
01:01:20,300 --> 01:01:21,760
You smelly-looking clown.

1639
01:01:22,720 --> 01:01:23,880
You're only a smelly-looking...

1640
01:01:23,880 --> 01:01:25,060
prick.

1641
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:28,320
Go back to the graveyard, man.

1642
01:01:29,380 --> 01:01:30,420
Dig yourself a fucking hole and

1643
01:01:30,420 --> 01:01:32,440
stay in it this time, man.

1644
01:01:33,040 --> 01:01:34,210
Because you're only clowns to

1645
01:01:34,210 --> 01:01:34,600
me.

1646
01:01:37,540 --> 01:01:38,360
Oh, man.

1647
01:01:41,480 --> 01:01:41,690
Where will I get a fucking herb

1648
01:01:41,690 --> 01:01:44,820
spray at this time of day?

1649
01:01:44,820 --> 01:01:48,320
Leon's gushed.

1650
01:01:53,660 --> 01:01:52,660
How's the finger? She's still

1651
01:01:52,660 --> 01:01:55,620
band-axed. Yep.

1652
01:01:56,540 --> 01:01:57,200
Mallet job.

1653
01:01:59,280 --> 01:02:00,880
Mallet. Mallet finger, bye.

1654
01:02:03,800 --> 01:02:03,620
She's not gonna be home for

1655
01:02:03,620 --> 01:02:05,920
Christmas anyway.

1656
01:02:07,880 --> 01:02:09,080
She's as bent as a wheel.

1657
01:02:15,720 --> 01:02:14,990
Jim Jim and peanuts are on the

1658
01:02:14,990 --> 01:02:17,980
ground now.

1659
01:02:22,020 --> 01:02:22,840
How are you, King?

1660
01:02:26,920 --> 01:02:28,360
Nice to see you, King.

1661
01:02:34,500 --> 01:02:35,320
Can you hear the rain? Can you

1662
01:02:35,320 --> 01:02:36,720
hear the fucking raindrops?

1663
01:02:38,160 --> 01:02:40,050
Why is my recent donation ticker

1664
01:02:40,050 --> 01:02:41,790
not telling me that fucking

1665
01:02:41,790 --> 01:02:44,760
Bertie Ahern or James or Schnocktopusses?

1666
01:02:47,340 --> 01:02:48,680
The donator. Why is that not

1667
01:02:48,680 --> 01:02:49,380
happening?

1668
01:02:52,840 --> 01:02:53,560
Can anybody tell me about that

1669
01:02:53,560 --> 01:02:54,940
thing?

1670
01:03:02,940 --> 01:03:05,100
Now, we've a sexy little chest.

1671
01:03:05,900 --> 01:03:07,220
The great thing about the chest

1672
01:03:07,220 --> 01:03:09,160
in the Resident Evil games is

1673
01:03:09,160 --> 01:03:10,940
that it stores the fucking

1674
01:03:10,940 --> 01:03:12,580
items that you need.

1675
01:03:12,780 --> 01:03:14,350
You can access them throughout

1676
01:03:14,350 --> 01:03:15,060
the game.

1677
01:03:15,140 --> 01:03:15,900
It's like the cloud.

1678
01:03:17,080 --> 01:03:18,450
Steve Jobs designed this thing

1679
01:03:18,450 --> 01:03:21,940
called the chest back in 2008.

1680
01:03:22,780 --> 01:03:24,310
And you put one in your house

1681
01:03:24,310 --> 01:03:25,820
and you put one at work.

1682
01:03:26,700 --> 01:03:27,230
And you could just leave things

1683
01:03:27,230 --> 01:03:28,580
in there and you wouldn't have

1684
01:03:28,580 --> 01:03:30,030
to bring them home in the satchel

1685
01:03:30,030 --> 01:03:30,720
or the bag.

1686
01:03:30,860 --> 01:03:31,640
And they'd be in your house

1687
01:03:31,640 --> 01:03:32,420
when you got home.

1688
01:03:33,700 --> 01:03:35,310
It was technology that was

1689
01:03:35,310 --> 01:03:38,600
pioneered by Jeff Goldblum in

1690
01:03:38,600 --> 01:03:41,060
the film The Snake.

1691
01:03:41,600 --> 01:03:43,060
Where he's a mad professor.

1692
01:03:43,560 --> 01:03:44,520
And he tries to work out how to

1693
01:03:44,520 --> 01:03:45,700
become invisible.

1694
01:03:46,120 --> 01:03:47,320
And go from one invisible pod

1695
01:03:47,320 --> 01:03:48,200
to another.

1696
01:03:48,780 --> 01:03:50,410
Well, Steve Jobs, he robbed the

1697
01:03:50,410 --> 01:03:51,000
idea.

1698
01:03:57,260 --> 01:03:58,490
Thanks, Kiany Weenie, for the

1699
01:03:58,490 --> 01:03:59,120
150.

1700
01:03:59,320 --> 01:04:00,440
That's a nice little amount.

1701
01:04:00,900 --> 01:04:01,840
And I want to tell you

1702
01:04:01,840 --> 01:04:03,380
something, Kian.

1703
01:04:03,820 --> 01:04:04,700
You're asking me to put the

1704
01:04:04,700 --> 01:04:05,460
streams up.

1705
01:04:06,220 --> 01:04:06,540
Okay?

1706
01:04:06,840 --> 01:04:08,240
I can't do that, my friend.

1707
01:04:08,300 --> 01:04:09,960
Because I'm going to save these

1708
01:04:09,960 --> 01:04:11,480
and take the best parts.

1709
01:04:14,480 --> 01:04:15,260
I think.

1710
01:04:17,640 --> 01:04:17,920
Are we developing photos or are

1711
01:04:17,920 --> 01:04:21,160
we fucking killing zombies, lads?

1712
01:04:22,300 --> 01:04:24,260
Get the fucking act together.

1713
01:04:24,260 --> 01:04:28,010
You're fucking last ten minutes

1714
01:04:28,010 --> 01:04:31,890
in a zombie apocalypse, you daft

1715
01:04:31,890 --> 01:04:32,940
cunt.

1716
01:04:34,880 --> 01:04:35,360
Right.

1717
01:04:35,600 --> 01:04:37,160
We gotta rock on because we're

1718
01:04:37,160 --> 01:04:38,380
taking too long.

1719
01:04:40,320 --> 01:04:40,800
The Viper.

1720
01:04:41,060 --> 01:04:42,550
If the Viper ever plays FIFA, I'll

1721
01:04:42,550 --> 01:04:43,400
unsubscribe.

1722
01:04:43,400 --> 01:04:58,240
Art of the deal wrote about Skynet.

1723
01:05:01,840 --> 01:05:03,200
Recent donations not working.

1724
01:05:03,300 --> 01:05:04,480
I know it's not working, man.

1725
01:05:04,600 --> 01:05:06,340
How do you get that to work?

1726
01:05:07,860 --> 01:05:08,660
Will I have to take the fucker

1727
01:05:08,660 --> 01:05:10,000
down or what?

1728
01:05:11,080 --> 01:05:12,530
Do you have to refresh the bollocks,

1729
01:05:12,530 --> 01:05:13,020
do you?

1730
01:05:17,580 --> 01:05:17,580
Let's see if we can refresh the

1731
01:05:17,580 --> 01:05:19,620
bollocks.

1732
01:05:22,980 --> 01:05:24,120
Look at Leon there.

1733
01:05:24,200 --> 01:05:25,360
Isn't he a fucking class lad

1734
01:05:25,360 --> 01:05:26,120
altogether?

1735
01:05:27,000 --> 01:05:27,920
Ah, it's working again.

1736
01:05:27,980 --> 01:05:29,130
You have to refresh the fucking

1737
01:05:29,130 --> 01:05:29,480
yoke.

1738
01:05:30,200 --> 01:05:31,400
There we go, boys.

1739
01:05:32,760 --> 01:05:33,600
Kiany Weenie.

1740
01:05:33,700 --> 01:05:35,630
And Box is a Cobra Toxin, who

1741
01:05:35,630 --> 01:05:37,590
is a long-time friend of this

1742
01:05:37,590 --> 01:05:38,420
stream.

1743
01:05:38,860 --> 01:05:39,730
I want to welcome you back to

1744
01:05:39,730 --> 01:05:40,800
the stream today.

1745
01:05:41,860 --> 01:05:42,760
And it's not...

1746
01:05:42,760 --> 01:05:44,270
It's not all fucking doom and

1747
01:05:44,270 --> 01:05:45,770
gloom out there on a pissy wet

1748
01:05:45,770 --> 01:05:47,460
fucking Friday afternoon.

1749
01:05:49,960 --> 01:05:50,090
Because we're playing fucking

1750
01:05:50,090 --> 01:05:52,560
games from 1998.

1751
01:05:58,100 --> 01:06:00,380
Ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.

1752
01:06:01,500 --> 01:06:03,220
Alo, she says sand rabbits.

1753
01:06:04,160 --> 01:06:05,240
I miss that guy.

1754
01:06:06,020 --> 01:06:06,840
What's his face?

1755
01:06:06,980 --> 01:06:08,300
The guy from Saudi Arabia who I

1756
01:06:08,300 --> 01:06:09,340
was playing with.

1757
01:06:12,520 --> 01:06:13,460
Kieran Crossan.

1758
01:06:14,040 --> 01:06:15,300
You're not from Saudi Arabia,

1759
01:06:15,300 --> 01:06:16,200
but...

1760
01:06:16,200 --> 01:06:17,000
Thank you very much.

1761
01:06:17,600 --> 01:06:18,220
Thanks for watching.

1762
01:06:18,680 --> 01:06:19,240
And...

1763
01:06:19,240 --> 01:06:21,820
Yazeed is his name.

1764
01:06:22,340 --> 01:06:23,640
He was gas crack altogether.

1765
01:06:25,200 --> 01:06:26,140
I should organize some kind of

1766
01:06:26,140 --> 01:06:28,800
fucking piss up with Yazeed.

1767
01:06:30,780 --> 01:06:31,990
But I don't know if it's legal,

1768
01:06:31,990 --> 01:06:32,920
is it?

1769
01:06:33,900 --> 01:06:34,720
Was he woke?

1770
01:06:34,820 --> 01:06:35,880
Was Yazeed woke?

1771
01:06:35,980 --> 01:06:36,240
Was he?

1772
01:06:36,280 --> 01:06:36,880
Do you remember him?

1773
01:06:37,780 --> 01:06:39,100
I think he was woke.

1774
01:06:39,400 --> 01:06:40,980
Because I asked him about Khashoggi.

1775
01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:42,730
And he was saying that there

1776
01:06:42,730 --> 01:06:43,980
was more...

1777
01:06:44,700 --> 01:06:46,220
More than met the eye.

1778
01:06:47,140 --> 01:06:48,410
And then when I told him I was

1779
01:06:48,410 --> 01:06:49,820
streaming live on YouTube,

1780
01:06:50,180 --> 01:06:51,260
He stopped talking about it and

1781
01:06:51,260 --> 01:06:52,140
he got spooked.

1782
01:06:53,200 --> 01:06:54,800
It was like, uh...

1783
01:06:54,800 --> 01:06:57,380
Just in case maybe Prince Ben

1784
01:06:57,380 --> 01:06:59,440
Al Salman was watching Sunday

1785
01:06:59,440 --> 01:07:01,480
Night Games with Viper Higgins.

1786
01:07:01,620 --> 01:07:02,860
I think Prince Ben Salman is

1787
01:07:02,860 --> 01:07:04,520
actually a subscriber, to be

1788
01:07:04,520 --> 01:07:04,940
honest.

1789
01:07:06,180 --> 01:07:06,560
You know?

1790
01:07:06,660 --> 01:07:08,500
And he's not that bad of a guy.

1791
01:07:08,780 --> 01:07:10,520
He's not the devil with the 666.

1792
01:07:11,800 --> 01:07:13,040
Thanks very much, devil.

1793
01:07:14,040 --> 01:07:15,300
Good morning, Francis.

1794
01:07:15,640 --> 01:07:16,900
Where are you based, devil?

1795
01:07:17,040 --> 01:07:18,040
Down in hell, so I suppose...

1796
01:07:19,040 --> 01:07:20,320
It's earlier down...

1797
01:07:20,320 --> 01:07:21,400
Downstairs, is it?

1798
01:07:23,740 --> 01:07:24,530
I might go downstairs to see

1799
01:07:24,530 --> 01:07:26,340
you later on.

1800
01:07:26,960 --> 01:07:28,020
Take a trip down there.

1801
01:07:35,200 --> 01:07:36,680
The devil is after you.

1802
01:07:36,680 --> 01:07:39,000
He's got 666 in his pocket.

1803
01:07:43,000 --> 01:07:42,940
You going for a few pints later

1804
01:07:42,940 --> 01:07:45,680
in Bally Shannon.

1805
01:07:47,020 --> 01:07:47,840
Do you know the Bally Shannon

1806
01:07:47,840 --> 01:07:49,140
boys, do you?

1807
01:07:50,220 --> 01:07:50,800
There's a lag called Kieran

1808
01:07:50,800 --> 01:07:52,320
Crossing up that way.

1809
01:07:57,860 --> 01:07:59,600
He was selling pale ale down

1810
01:07:59,600 --> 01:08:01,940
the fucking Rory Gallagher fest.

1811
01:08:04,440 --> 01:08:05,920
Avec Darren Hef.

1812
01:08:06,820 --> 01:08:07,680
The sweet...

1813
01:08:07,680 --> 01:08:09,000
Sweet jewel...

1814
01:08:09,000 --> 01:08:10,300
The red jewel in the fucking

1815
01:08:10,300 --> 01:08:11,660
piss-up calendar crowd.

1816
01:08:12,620 --> 01:08:13,310
Oh, that's a jewel in the

1817
01:08:13,310 --> 01:08:14,220
calendar.

1818
01:08:14,360 --> 01:08:15,080
That fucking event.

1819
01:08:15,160 --> 01:08:15,360
Yeah.

1820
01:08:15,600 --> 01:08:16,600
In the piss-up calendar.

1821
01:08:19,600 --> 01:08:21,180
I'm a great man for the piss-up

1822
01:08:21,180 --> 01:08:21,760
myself.

1823
01:08:21,880 --> 01:08:22,620
What about you?

1824
01:08:23,540 --> 01:08:24,280
I'm just going to be throwing

1825
01:08:24,280 --> 01:08:25,340
in some...

1826
01:08:25,340 --> 01:08:26,440
Throwing out those little

1827
01:08:26,440 --> 01:08:27,800
nuggets every now and again.

1828
01:08:28,060 --> 01:08:29,300
Seeing how you go down.

1829
01:08:35,240 --> 01:08:35,760
Gardee.

1830
01:08:38,460 --> 01:08:39,800
Garda go bye-bye.

1831
01:08:40,320 --> 01:08:42,140
Garda communications unit, yeah?

1832
01:08:42,820 --> 01:08:44,480
This is for G-Soc, you cut.

1833
01:08:45,920 --> 01:08:46,940
That's for McCabe.

1834
01:08:48,100 --> 01:08:49,380
That's for what you said about...

1835
01:08:50,480 --> 01:08:50,880
That...

1836
01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:51,960
That one's for Kallinan.

1837
01:08:52,200 --> 01:08:53,380
Even though...

1838
01:08:53,380 --> 01:08:55,840
Hey, here's Kallinan now.

1839
01:08:56,800 --> 01:08:57,440
That's for...

1840
01:08:57,440 --> 01:08:59,230
That's for fucking McCabe, you

1841
01:08:59,230 --> 01:08:59,660
cut.

1842
01:09:00,960 --> 01:09:01,440
Hey.

1843
01:09:02,800 --> 01:09:04,520
That's for the fucking tribunal.

1844
01:09:11,900 --> 01:09:13,300
That one's for Shatter.

1845
01:09:13,660 --> 01:09:15,380
You just got shattered, you cut.

1846
01:09:15,380 --> 01:09:15,480
What?

1847
01:09:17,680 --> 01:09:19,120
Minister for justice, yeah?

1848
01:09:19,480 --> 01:09:20,920
There was no justice in it.

1849
01:09:23,180 --> 01:09:23,840
Where's Claire?

1850
01:09:23,980 --> 01:09:25,010
Is Claire Redfield not up in

1851
01:09:25,010 --> 01:09:26,040
this house tonight?

1852
01:09:28,260 --> 01:09:29,200
Sweets on the desk.

1853
01:09:29,340 --> 01:09:29,860
Medipack.

1854
01:09:29,940 --> 01:09:31,260
There's a fucking spray can.

1855
01:09:31,560 --> 01:09:32,710
There's a spray paint in the

1856
01:09:32,710 --> 01:09:33,580
medical bag.

1857
01:09:34,120 --> 01:09:35,560
Make sure you pick that one up.

1858
01:09:38,640 --> 01:09:38,920
Make sure you go to the

1859
01:09:38,920 --> 01:09:40,950
cupboard and take out the

1860
01:09:40,950 --> 01:09:42,300
fucking flame rounds.

1861
01:09:42,880 --> 01:09:43,700
For the shotgun.

1862
01:09:44,980 --> 01:09:46,100
Will you take a second shotgun?

1863
01:09:46,280 --> 01:09:46,680
You will.

1864
01:09:46,980 --> 01:09:48,060
Would you have another shotgun?

1865
01:09:48,160 --> 01:09:48,440
You will.

1866
01:09:49,080 --> 01:09:50,000
I'm okay, thanks.

1867
01:09:50,040 --> 01:09:50,440
I've already got one.

1868
01:09:50,520 --> 01:09:51,840
I'll take another for the road.

1869
01:09:52,720 --> 01:09:53,380
Oh, yeah.

1870
01:09:53,420 --> 01:09:53,640
Okay.

1871
01:09:55,880 --> 01:09:58,180
Long before the days of...

1872
01:09:58,180 --> 01:09:59,780
What are you buying? What are

1873
01:09:59,780 --> 01:10:00,300
you selling?

1874
01:10:01,160 --> 01:10:02,130
You just had to take whatever

1875
01:10:02,130 --> 01:10:03,700
you could get and throw it in

1876
01:10:03,700 --> 01:10:05,180
the old Steve Jobs chisht.

1877
01:10:06,640 --> 01:10:08,280
Now it's story time again.

1878
01:10:09,440 --> 01:10:10,780
With Chris's diary.

1879
01:10:14,780 --> 01:10:14,630
We might just have a look at

1880
01:10:14,630 --> 01:10:16,440
this now.

1881
01:10:16,840 --> 01:10:21,700
Chris's diary.

1882
01:10:23,380 --> 01:10:25,420
I talked to the chief today.

1883
01:10:26,160 --> 01:10:27,140
Once again.

1884
01:10:27,920 --> 01:10:29,210
But he fucking refused to

1885
01:10:29,210 --> 01:10:30,060
listen to me.

1886
01:10:30,720 --> 01:10:32,020
I know for certain now that Umbrella

1887
01:10:32,020 --> 01:10:33,880
has conducted this Allaghan.

1888
01:10:34,720 --> 01:10:35,840
I know for certain that Allaghan

1889
01:10:35,840 --> 01:10:37,890
have conducted T-Virus research

1890
01:10:37,890 --> 01:10:39,140
out in Westport.

1891
01:10:40,220 --> 01:10:41,310
Out in that fucking mansion out

1892
01:10:41,310 --> 01:10:42,520
Westport way.

1893
01:10:43,580 --> 01:10:45,280
Anyone infected turns into a

1894
01:10:45,280 --> 01:10:47,200
fucking mad bastard.

1895
01:10:48,140 --> 01:10:50,680
A real mad scum.

1896
01:10:51,940 --> 01:10:54,050
But the entire mansion went up

1897
01:10:54,050 --> 01:10:56,520
in that explosion.

1898
01:10:56,660 --> 01:10:58,220
Along the entire Allaghan

1899
01:10:58,220 --> 01:11:00,150
factory went up in that fucking

1900
01:11:00,150 --> 01:11:00,980
explosion.

1901
01:11:01,120 --> 01:11:03,140
Oh it was cuntish.

1902
01:11:04,080 --> 01:11:05,890
Along with any incriminating

1903
01:11:05,890 --> 01:11:07,440
evidence too.

1904
01:11:08,080 --> 01:11:10,470
Since Allaghan employs so many

1905
01:11:10,470 --> 01:11:12,400
people in the town.

1906
01:11:13,840 --> 01:11:15,380
No one is willing to talk about

1907
01:11:15,380 --> 01:11:16,300
the incident.

1908
01:11:16,300 --> 01:11:18,170
It looks like I'm running out

1909
01:11:18,170 --> 01:11:19,140
of options.

1910
01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:21,850
It looks like I'm fucking

1911
01:11:21,850 --> 01:11:22,980
running out of options.

1912
01:11:22,980 --> 01:11:23,420
Okay.

1913
01:11:23,420 --> 01:11:24,620
Okay.

1914
01:11:24,620 --> 01:11:27,120
We've been receiving a lot of

1915
01:11:27,120 --> 01:11:29,620
local reports about strange

1916
01:11:29,620 --> 01:11:32,920
fucking monsters out in Ahergaur.

1917
01:11:32,920 --> 01:11:35,480
There was some poor cunt with

1918
01:11:35,480 --> 01:11:38,740
his head chewed off in Shreheens.

1919
01:11:39,880 --> 01:11:41,800
And I know for a fact now.

1920
01:11:41,800 --> 01:11:43,500
If you head out Island 80.

1921
01:11:44,340 --> 01:11:46,040
There's this lick out beast.

1922
01:11:46,840 --> 01:11:48,020
Stalking the planes.

1923
01:11:48,480 --> 01:11:49,280
Just for fun.

1924
01:11:50,000 --> 01:11:50,360
Okay.

1925
01:11:50,580 --> 01:11:51,340
Just for fun.

1926
01:11:52,340 --> 01:11:52,640
Now.

1927
01:11:52,780 --> 01:11:54,200
This is all the work of Allaghan.

1928
01:11:54,200 --> 01:11:55,980
Now.

1929
01:11:55,980 --> 01:11:57,180
With the help.

1930
01:11:58,080 --> 01:11:58,600
Of.

1931
01:11:58,660 --> 01:11:59,460
Jill.

1932
01:11:59,960 --> 01:12:00,480
And Barry.

1933
01:12:00,920 --> 01:12:01,860
And Jimmy Schlein.

1934
01:12:02,400 --> 01:12:03,360
The two O'Shays.

1935
01:12:04,120 --> 01:12:05,490
I had to fucking walk away from

1936
01:12:05,490 --> 01:12:05,940
it.

1937
01:12:06,140 --> 01:12:06,400
Okay.

1938
01:12:06,700 --> 01:12:09,170
I finally obtained information

1939
01:12:09,170 --> 01:12:10,200
vital to the case.

1940
01:12:11,960 --> 01:12:13,500
Umbrella has begun research on

1941
01:12:13,500 --> 01:12:15,400
the new G virus.

1942
01:12:15,560 --> 01:12:17,080
A variation of the original T

1943
01:12:17,080 --> 01:12:17,660
virus.

1944
01:12:17,940 --> 01:12:18,220
Okay.

1945
01:12:19,100 --> 01:12:19,620
Now.

1946
01:12:19,780 --> 01:12:20,860
Haven't they done enough

1947
01:12:20,860 --> 01:12:21,940
fucking damage already?

1948
01:12:24,100 --> 01:12:24,620
Heh.

1949
01:12:27,020 --> 01:12:27,420
Yes.

1950
01:12:28,160 --> 01:12:28,840
Guard it Chris.

1951
01:12:29,100 --> 01:12:29,960
Thank you very much.

1952
01:12:30,660 --> 01:12:32,270
Says I'm reading your fucking

1953
01:12:32,270 --> 01:12:33,060
diary.

1954
01:12:33,800 --> 01:12:34,080
Now.

1955
01:12:34,500 --> 01:12:35,900
With the help of Jill and Barry.

1956
01:12:36,080 --> 01:12:36,420
I find.

1957
01:12:36,500 --> 01:12:36,640
Well.

1958
01:12:36,740 --> 01:12:37,040
Haven't.

1959
01:12:37,080 --> 01:12:38,400
Haven't Allaghan done enough

1960
01:12:38,400 --> 01:12:39,320
fucking damage.

1961
01:12:39,480 --> 01:12:39,920
Already.

1962
01:12:41,480 --> 01:12:41,960
Soundwave.

1963
01:12:42,160 --> 01:12:43,220
Thanks very much as well.

1964
01:12:46,980 --> 01:12:47,960
With the talk.

1965
01:12:48,380 --> 01:12:48,580
Hey.

1966
01:12:48,660 --> 01:12:49,500
We talked it over.

1967
01:12:49,660 --> 01:12:50,060
We fucking.

1968
01:12:50,380 --> 01:12:51,660
Thanks very much Soundwave.

1969
01:12:52,320 --> 01:12:52,780
Look at.

1970
01:12:53,360 --> 01:12:54,440
We talked it over.

1971
01:12:54,580 --> 01:12:56,100
And we've decided to fly over.

1972
01:12:56,220 --> 01:12:57,940
The fucking main Allaghan HQ.

1973
01:12:57,940 --> 01:12:58,360
Out.

1974
01:12:58,440 --> 01:12:59,420
Out in the States.

1975
01:13:00,520 --> 01:13:01,000
Now.

1976
01:13:01,220 --> 01:13:02,180
I'm not going to.

1977
01:13:02,300 --> 01:13:02,940
I'm not going to.

1978
01:13:02,940 --> 01:13:04,300
Telling the sister about this

1979
01:13:04,300 --> 01:13:04,540
trip.

1980
01:13:04,820 --> 01:13:05,060
Alright.

1981
01:13:06,300 --> 01:13:07,900
You'd want to keep the fucking

1982
01:13:07,900 --> 01:13:09,160
T virus to yourself.

1983
01:13:11,080 --> 01:13:11,110
I'm not going to tell the

1984
01:13:11,110 --> 01:13:12,940
sister about the trip.

1985
01:13:13,040 --> 01:13:13,440
Because she's.

1986
01:13:13,680 --> 01:13:13,980
Ah.

1987
01:13:14,080 --> 01:13:14,400
She's.

1988
01:13:14,660 --> 01:13:16,060
It'll put her in fucking danger.

1989
01:13:17,660 --> 01:13:18,520
Forgive me Claire.

1990
01:13:18,760 --> 01:13:19,680
I'm out of here.

1991
01:13:20,680 --> 01:13:24,930
Chris's diary has been filed in

1992
01:13:24,930 --> 01:13:26,160
your diary box.

1993
01:13:29,020 --> 01:13:29,840
Will you take the unicorn medal,

1994
01:13:29,840 --> 01:13:31,200
will you?

1995
01:13:31,740 --> 01:13:32,480
I will.

1996
01:13:37,360 --> 01:13:38,660
Okay, okay, okay.

1997
01:13:40,260 --> 01:13:41,840
Here we go. Movie time.

1998
01:13:41,840 --> 01:13:43,040
It's good to see you're still

1999
01:13:43,040 --> 01:13:43,920
among the living.

2000
01:13:44,600 --> 01:13:45,180
Landon living.

2001
01:13:45,820 --> 01:13:46,990
It looks like we're not going

2002
01:13:46,990 --> 01:13:47,940
to find you.

2003
01:13:47,940 --> 01:13:49,040
It looks like you're fucked.

2004
01:13:49,040 --> 01:13:56,040
Here's a diary.

2005
01:13:56,940 --> 01:13:58,540
You deaf prick.

2006
01:13:59,360 --> 01:14:00,010
That's a bit rude to call a

2007
01:14:00,010 --> 01:14:00,980
girl a prick.

2008
01:14:01,320 --> 01:14:02,230
There's no reason for us to

2009
01:14:02,230 --> 01:14:03,960
stay any longer than necessary.

2010
01:14:04,920 --> 01:14:05,990
Let's split up, look for any

2011
01:14:05,990 --> 01:14:08,280
survivors, get out of here.

2012
01:14:08,280 --> 01:14:09,120
Let's split up and feck off.

2013
01:14:10,420 --> 01:14:10,800
Right.

2014
01:14:11,740 --> 01:14:14,090
One last thing. Here's a radio.

2015
01:14:14,090 --> 01:14:14,900
Take it.

2016
01:14:15,940 --> 01:14:17,200
How are you, Cain Thornhill?

2017
01:14:17,360 --> 01:14:18,390
It sounds like you're having

2018
01:14:18,390 --> 01:14:19,340
the best experience out of

2019
01:14:19,340 --> 01:14:19,880
everyone.

2020
01:14:24,560 --> 01:14:24,500
Okay, welcome to the stream,

2021
01:14:24,500 --> 01:14:26,700
everybody.

2022
01:14:27,360 --> 01:14:28,760
Don't forget, your chance to

2023
01:14:28,760 --> 01:14:30,570
win a chance to win a trip to

2024
01:14:30,570 --> 01:14:32,510
the fucking Carlow town is

2025
01:14:32,510 --> 01:14:34,320
coming up your way right now.

2026
01:14:34,320 --> 01:14:36,170
Here's your chance to win an

2027
01:14:36,170 --> 01:14:38,820
all-expenses-paid trip to Carlow.

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01:14:38,820 --> 01:14:39,820
Carlow.

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01:14:39,820 --> 01:14:42,520
You'll be picked up by Bus Arras.

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01:14:42,520 --> 01:14:44,650
Ireland's premier bus station,

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01:14:44,650 --> 01:14:46,740
designed in the late 60s, early

2032
01:14:46,740 --> 01:14:48,520
70s or around that time.

2033
01:14:48,520 --> 01:14:50,670
Admire the pigeons, stare at

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01:14:50,670 --> 01:14:52,420
the passengers waiting to board

2035
01:14:52,420 --> 01:14:53,920
their respective buses.

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01:14:53,920 --> 01:14:55,900
Then you'll be whisked away to

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01:14:55,900 --> 01:14:57,120
County Carlow.

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01:14:57,120 --> 01:14:59,940
Car-looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

2039
01:14:59,940 --> 01:15:02,470
Drive this fucker to Carlow

2040
01:15:02,470 --> 01:15:02,940
fast!

2041
01:15:02,940 --> 01:15:05,220
And don't stop once!

2042
01:15:05,220 --> 01:15:07,720
*Ruhh*

2043
01:15:07,720 --> 01:15:10,020
You'll be put up in an Airbnb.

2044
01:15:10,020 --> 01:15:11,740
The next day, a packed itiner,

2045
01:15:11,740 --> 01:15:13,510
featured Carlow Castle, Carlow

2046
01:15:13,510 --> 01:15:15,430
County Museum, The Liberty Tree,

2047
01:15:15,430 --> 01:15:17,270
Cathedral of Assumption, Browns

2048
01:15:17,270 --> 01:15:18,920
Hill Dolmen, Oak Park House,

2049
01:15:18,920 --> 01:15:20,540
Crappie's Grave, The Liberty

2050
01:15:20,540 --> 01:15:22,970
Tree, again! Castle Dermot Abbey,

2051
01:15:22,970 --> 01:15:24,920
and Castle Dermot Round Tower.

2052
01:15:24,920 --> 01:15:26,380
Lookit! You'll never get a

2053
01:15:26,380 --> 01:15:27,920
chance to win a prize like this

2054
01:15:27,920 --> 01:15:30,000
again. So please, hold onto

2055
01:15:30,000 --> 01:15:32,120
your seats, and enter now.

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01:15:32,120 --> 01:15:33,170
This once in a lifetime

2057
01:15:33,170 --> 01:15:34,530
opportunity to visit Carlow

2058
01:15:34,530 --> 01:15:36,020
doesn't come around often.

2059
01:15:36,020 --> 01:15:37,540
Unless, of course, you do want

2060
01:15:37,540 --> 01:15:38,860
to do it yourself in your own

2061
01:15:38,860 --> 01:15:39,320
time.

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01:15:39,320 --> 01:15:40,970
Which, of course, many people

2063
01:15:40,970 --> 01:15:42,610
don't. Which is why this prize

2064
01:15:42,610 --> 01:15:44,460
is extremely cool to enter. All

2065
01:15:44,460 --> 01:15:46,300
you have to do is answer this

2066
01:15:46,300 --> 01:15:47,220
question.

2067
01:15:47,220 --> 01:15:50,220
*Ruhh*

2068
01:15:50,220 --> 01:15:52,400
Hey, con-congratulations, Mr.

2069
01:15:52,400 --> 01:15:53,220
Fontaine!

2070
01:15:53,220 --> 01:15:54,220
You got a son.

2071
01:15:54,220 --> 01:15:57,220
He was born yesterday afternoon.

2072
01:15:57,220 --> 01:15:58,370
Did you know- How did you not

2073
01:15:58,370 --> 01:15:59,220
know about this?

2074
01:15:59,220 --> 01:16:03,120
Hey, con-congrat-congratulation!

2075
01:16:03,120 --> 01:16:05,120
Mr. Fontaine!

2076
01:16:05,120 --> 01:16:07,120
What? Why?

2077
01:16:07,120 --> 01:16:08,020
Because you got a son.

2078
01:16:08,020 --> 01:16:09,020
Hey, Mr. Fontaine!

2079
01:16:09,020 --> 01:16:11,020
I like-

2080
01:16:11,020 --> 01:16:13,530
You wanna go for coffee

2081
01:16:13,530 --> 01:16:15,020
sometime?

2082
01:16:15,020 --> 01:16:17,180
Hey, you wanna go for coffee

2083
01:16:17,180 --> 01:16:19,020
sometime, Ian, yo?

2084
01:16:19,020 --> 01:16:20,420
Hey, con-congratulation, Mr.

2085
01:16:20,420 --> 01:16:21,020
Fontaine!

2086
01:16:21,020 --> 01:16:21,960
I've been thinking about you

2087
01:16:21,960 --> 01:16:23,080
quite-quite a lot recently. I

2088
01:16:23,080 --> 01:16:24,210
just wanted to ask you

2089
01:16:24,210 --> 01:16:25,020
something.

2090
01:16:25,020 --> 01:16:27,020
Hey, congratulations!

2091
01:16:27,020 --> 01:16:28,540
You wanna go get coffee

2092
01:16:28,540 --> 01:16:29,920
sometime with me?

2093
01:16:29,920 --> 01:16:30,920
Hey, I-uh-

2094
01:16:30,920 --> 01:16:31,920
Hey, congratulations!

2095
01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:31,920
Hey, I-uh-

2096
01:16:31,920 --> 01:16:32,920
Congratulations!

2097
01:16:32,920 --> 01:16:33,920
Yes!

2098
01:16:33,920 --> 01:16:35,920
You don't wanna get coffee so-

2099
01:16:35,920 --> 01:16:37,090
You don't wanna get coffee

2100
01:16:37,090 --> 01:16:37,920
sometime, no?

2101
01:16:37,920 --> 01:16:39,280
You wanna get coffee sometime

2102
01:16:39,280 --> 01:16:39,820
with me?

2103
01:16:39,820 --> 01:16:41,270
You wanna get coffee sometime

2104
01:16:41,270 --> 01:16:41,820
with me?

2105
01:16:41,820 --> 01:16:43,820
Hey, con-congrat-congratulation!

2106
01:16:43,820 --> 01:16:45,820
What do you mean, why not?

2107
01:16:45,820 --> 01:16:46,820
What do you mean, no?

2108
01:16:46,820 --> 01:16:47,820
Huh?

2109
01:16:47,820 --> 01:16:50,120
What do you mean, your f- your

2110
01:16:50,120 --> 01:16:50,820
father?

2111
01:16:50,820 --> 01:16:51,820
Huh?

2112
01:16:51,820 --> 01:16:53,820
Mr. Fontaine!

2113
01:16:53,820 --> 01:16:55,820
What-

2114
01:16:55,820 --> 01:16:56,820
Why?

2115
01:16:56,820 --> 01:16:57,840
I've been thinking about you

2116
01:16:57,840 --> 01:16:58,820
for quite some time now.

2117
01:16:58,820 --> 01:16:59,820
I-

2118
01:16:59,820 --> 01:17:01,270
You wanna get coffee sometime

2119
01:17:01,270 --> 01:17:01,820
with me?

2120
01:17:01,820 --> 01:17:02,520
You wanna get coffee sometime

2121
01:17:02,520 --> 01:17:02,820
with me?

2122
01:17:02,820 --> 01:17:03,820
Congratulations, Mr. Fontaine!

2123
01:17:03,820 --> 01:17:06,970
The people are paid 600,000

2124
01:17:06,970 --> 01:17:07,820
pounds!

2125
01:17:07,820 --> 01:17:10,160
A week or a year for doing 11

2126
01:17:10,160 --> 01:17:11,220
hours jobs!

2127
01:17:11,220 --> 01:17:13,060
And who have the moralising,

2128
01:17:13,060 --> 01:17:15,600
pontificating, who say, "Oh, we

2129
01:17:15,600 --> 01:17:16,720
need to cut it back to the

2130
01:17:16,720 --> 01:17:17,720
Northern Ireland system!"

2131
01:17:17,720 --> 01:17:19,190
And they don't have the moral

2132
01:17:19,190 --> 01:17:20,600
right to stand and stand for

2133
01:17:20,600 --> 01:17:22,220
the people of this country.

2134
01:17:22,220 --> 01:17:24,070
And it's you, Pat Kenny, who

2135
01:17:24,070 --> 01:17:26,820
get 600,000 pounds a year for

2136
01:17:26,820 --> 01:17:28,720
doing 11 hours a week!

2137
01:17:28,720 --> 01:17:30,190
And you have the dignity to

2138
01:17:30,190 --> 01:17:31,620
speak about people on the

2139
01:17:31,620 --> 01:17:33,720
social welfare, on disability!

2140
01:17:33,720 --> 01:17:35,580
And a new pontificate against

2141
01:17:35,580 --> 01:17:37,380
ministers and their corrupt

2142
01:17:37,380 --> 01:17:38,120
system!

2143
01:17:38,120 --> 01:17:40,790
Your RTE and the elite 20 top

2144
01:17:40,790 --> 01:17:42,970
players do not deserve the

2145
01:17:42,970 --> 01:17:44,520
money they get!

2146
01:17:44,520 --> 01:17:47,320
Yo, yo, yo, you know the skull.

2147
01:17:47,320 --> 01:17:50,480
We all up in this. Yo, yo.

2148
01:17:50,480 --> 01:17:51,680
Boom time.

2149
01:17:51,680 --> 01:18:21,660
Boom time.

2150
01:18:21,660 --> 01:18:22,400
Boom time.

2151
01:18:24,800 --> 01:18:26,260
Boom time.

2152
01:18:27,200 --> 01:18:28,180
Boom time.

2153
01:18:29,120 --> 01:18:30,100
Boom time.

2154
01:18:32,500 --> 01:18:33,680
Boom time.

2155
01:18:33,680 --> 01:18:34,680
Boom time.

2156
01:18:34,680 --> 01:18:35,680
Boom time.

2157
01:18:35,680 --> 01:18:35,680
Boom time.

2158
01:18:35,680 --> 01:18:35,680
Boom time.

2159
01:18:35,680 --> 01:18:36,680
Boom time.

2160
01:18:36,680 --> 01:18:37,680
Boom time.

2161
01:18:37,680 --> 01:18:38,680
Yo.

2162
01:18:38,680 --> 01:18:40,140
Welcome to the goddamn stream.

2163
01:18:40,140 --> 01:18:42,130
It's Resident Evil 2 all up in

2164
01:18:42,130 --> 01:18:43,120
this house.

2165
01:18:43,120 --> 01:18:45,200
And I wanna say Frankie Schoonz.

2166
01:18:45,200 --> 01:18:48,560
You're a man of substance.

2167
01:18:48,560 --> 01:18:49,720
Frankie Schoonz is in the house

2168
01:18:49,720 --> 01:18:50,140
again.

2169
01:18:50,140 --> 01:18:52,790
A real long time dreamer of the

2170
01:18:52,790 --> 01:18:53,820
stream.

2171
01:18:53,820 --> 01:18:56,500
He's up there with Jack Farr

2172
01:18:56,500 --> 01:18:58,820
and fuckin' Garage.

2173
01:18:58,820 --> 01:19:04,140
I don't forget about the names.

2174
01:19:04,140 --> 01:19:05,680
Soundwave said, "Are you gonna

2175
01:19:05,680 --> 01:19:07,050
release a Baby Cow song or the

2176
01:19:07,050 --> 01:19:08,960
Mitzi Turbo song from the start?"

2177
01:19:08,960 --> 01:19:11,760
Uh, no plans to.

2178
01:19:11,760 --> 01:19:13,140
And I tell you something.

2179
01:19:13,140 --> 01:19:14,500
Baby Cow, I made that.

2180
01:19:14,500 --> 01:19:17,340
Uh, there's a lad called Joe Dooney

2181
01:19:17,340 --> 01:19:20,080
who made the Mitzi Turbos tune.

2182
01:19:20,080 --> 01:19:21,080
I didn't make that.

2183
01:19:21,080 --> 01:19:22,080
That's Joe Dooney.

2184
01:19:22,080 --> 01:19:23,350
So if Joe Dooney is out there,

2185
01:19:23,350 --> 01:19:23,700
man.

2186
01:19:23,700 --> 01:19:25,330
Maybe you could fuckin' release

2187
01:19:25,330 --> 01:19:26,100
that, man.

2188
01:19:26,100 --> 01:19:28,100
An old long one.

2189
01:19:30,100 --> 01:19:30,950
So far, the story is, we're in

2190
01:19:30,950 --> 01:19:33,750
the fuckin' Garda Station out

2191
01:19:33,750 --> 01:19:36,100
in- in- in Roscommon.

2192
01:19:36,100 --> 01:19:37,100
Yeah.

2193
01:19:37,100 --> 01:19:38,100
It's trashed.

2194
01:19:38,100 --> 01:19:41,100
The Cosmos is donated two euro.

2195
01:19:42,100 --> 01:19:44,100
Umbrella are hiring over in Balinamore.

2196
01:19:44,100 --> 01:19:46,100
The recession is over.

2197
01:19:46,100 --> 01:19:47,100
It's trashed, okay?

2198
01:19:47,100 --> 01:19:49,300
The Garda Station in Roscommon

2199
01:19:49,300 --> 01:19:51,100
town has been trashed.

2200
01:19:53,100 --> 01:19:53,980
Someone musta fuckin' searched

2201
01:19:53,980 --> 01:19:55,100
the desk.

2202
01:19:55,100 --> 01:19:57,600
I believe there was some kind

2203
01:19:57,600 --> 01:19:59,100
of thing here.

2204
01:19:59,100 --> 01:20:01,230
I- if I remember correctly, if

2205
01:20:01,230 --> 01:20:03,560
you- if you 50- press the- the

2206
01:20:03,560 --> 01:20:08,100
desk 50 times, you got like

2207
01:20:08,100 --> 01:20:08,100
some special.

2208
01:20:08,100 --> 01:20:09,610
Can anybody tell- read the desk

2209
01:20:09,610 --> 01:20:11,100
50 times for a picture?

2210
01:20:11,100 --> 01:20:13,100
Says Andrew Keneally.

2211
01:20:14,100 --> 01:20:15,100
Read the desk.

2212
01:20:15,100 --> 01:20:16,100
Which one?

2213
01:20:16,100 --> 01:20:18,100
Was I doing it right there?

2214
01:20:18,100 --> 01:20:20,100
Read the desk.

2215
01:20:20,100 --> 01:20:22,100
Read the desk.

2216
01:20:22,100 --> 01:20:23,100
Is it?

2217
01:20:23,100 --> 01:20:24,100
50 times.

2218
01:20:24,100 --> 01:20:25,100
Read the desk.

2219
01:20:25,100 --> 01:20:26,100
Is it?

2220
01:20:26,100 --> 01:20:27,100
50 times.

2221
01:20:27,100 --> 01:20:28,730
We get a picture of Rebecca, is

2222
01:20:28,730 --> 01:20:29,100
it?

2223
01:20:29,100 --> 01:20:31,100
Rebecca Chambers in her Scoobies.

2224
01:20:31,100 --> 01:20:32,100
Quality- quality content.

2225
01:20:32,100 --> 01:20:32,100
Mm-hmm.

2226
01:20:32,100 --> 01:20:33,100
Here we go boys.

2227
01:20:33,100 --> 01:20:34,100
Will you fuckin' take the film?

2228
01:20:34,100 --> 01:20:35,100
Are you doing a bit of filming?

2229
01:20:35,100 --> 01:20:36,100
Are you doing a bit of filming?

2230
01:20:36,100 --> 01:20:36,810
I found a bit of film up in the

2231
01:20:36,810 --> 01:20:37,100
desk.

2232
01:20:37,100 --> 01:20:37,100
Or you'd have to go to fuckin'

2233
01:20:37,100 --> 01:20:37,100
Snack.

2234
01:20:37,100 --> 01:20:37,100
Are you doing a bit of filming?

2235
01:20:37,100 --> 01:20:37,810
I found a bit of film up in the

2236
01:20:37,810 --> 01:20:38,100
desk.

2237
01:20:38,100 --> 01:20:38,820
Or you'd have to go to fuckin'

2238
01:20:38,820 --> 01:20:39,100
Snack.

2239
01:20:39,100 --> 01:20:49,930
in her skivies quality quality

2240
01:20:49,930 --> 01:20:54,410
content here we go boys will

2241
01:20:54,410 --> 01:20:59,740
you fucking take the film are

2242
01:20:59,740 --> 01:21:01,180
you doing a bit of filming I

2243
01:21:01,180 --> 01:21:03,100
found a bit of film up in the

2244
01:21:03,100 --> 01:21:04,660
dish or you'd have to go to

2245
01:21:04,660 --> 01:21:07,100
fucking snappy snaps to have it

2246
01:21:07,100 --> 01:21:08,380
developed yeah

2247
01:21:08,380 --> 01:21:11,960
Anyway, stick that film in your

2248
01:21:11,960 --> 01:21:13,770
fucking purse next to the

2249
01:21:13,770 --> 01:21:15,140
middle, the unicorn middle.

2250
01:21:15,540 --> 01:21:17,570
Yeah, go and get it developed

2251
01:21:17,570 --> 01:21:18,120
in.

2252
01:21:20,960 --> 01:21:23,080
Can I get the T-Virus, please?

2253
01:21:32,560 --> 01:21:30,560
Stick that film in your fanny,

2254
01:21:30,560 --> 01:21:35,540
says Frank Flynn.

2255
01:21:36,540 --> 01:21:37,840
Frank Flynn's a bit of an old

2256
01:21:37,840 --> 01:21:39,600
silver-tongue charmer, is he?

2257
01:21:46,660 --> 01:21:47,740
How for now.

2258
01:21:49,680 --> 01:21:50,700
How for Nora.

2259
01:21:51,900 --> 01:21:53,440
Oh, something here.

2260
01:21:54,420 --> 01:21:56,120
Will you take the H-gun bullets?

2261
01:21:56,460 --> 01:21:56,980
I will.

2262
01:21:57,260 --> 01:21:58,310
Stick those bullets in your

2263
01:21:58,310 --> 01:21:59,800
fucking H-gun, you can't.

2264
01:22:01,500 --> 01:22:02,060
Ashmore.

2265
01:22:02,400 --> 01:22:03,620
I want to tell you something

2266
01:22:03,620 --> 01:22:04,700
about Ashmore.

2267
01:22:04,700 --> 01:22:06,130
Do you see this picture here of

2268
01:22:06,130 --> 01:22:07,460
the Stars team members?

2269
01:22:09,660 --> 01:22:11,160
No, you have Barry Burton.

2270
01:22:14,540 --> 01:22:17,160
That fella knows Ashmore.

2271
01:22:18,040 --> 01:22:19,720
And he said that she's sound.

2272
01:22:21,540 --> 01:22:23,000
I think he's, uh...

2273
01:22:23,000 --> 01:22:24,700
What's his name?

2274
01:22:24,780 --> 01:22:25,920
Fucking Lorenzo, is it?

2275
01:22:27,420 --> 01:22:28,460
Lorenzo Towie.

2276
01:22:30,140 --> 01:22:31,660
And then you've, uh...

2277
01:22:31,660 --> 01:22:33,180
This guy, don't know who he is.

2278
01:22:34,960 --> 01:22:35,480
This...

2279
01:22:35,480 --> 01:22:37,130
I want to tell you about this cunt

2280
01:22:37,130 --> 01:22:38,200
with the shades.

2281
01:22:39,000 --> 01:22:39,780
This cunt here.

2282
01:22:41,780 --> 01:22:42,860
This cunt with the shades.

2283
01:22:42,860 --> 01:22:43,360
Here, look.

2284
01:22:47,360 --> 01:22:47,920
Wesker.

2285
01:22:49,120 --> 01:22:50,180
Did you ever try and give Wesker

2286
01:22:50,180 --> 01:22:51,340
the old lick?

2287
01:22:53,480 --> 01:22:54,320
He's a bollocks.

2288
01:22:55,620 --> 01:22:56,570
Ten beans Noctuns won't be

2289
01:22:56,570 --> 01:22:57,660
getting.

2290
01:22:59,240 --> 01:22:59,580
You...

2291
01:22:59,580 --> 01:23:01,320
Yeah, well, let's...

2292
01:23:01,320 --> 01:23:01,720
That's nice.

2293
01:23:02,280 --> 01:23:03,610
Noctuns get enough fucking pint

2294
01:23:03,610 --> 01:23:07,300
money from every son of a gun.

2295
01:23:13,600 --> 01:23:14,880
Wesker knew my da.

2296
01:23:16,280 --> 01:23:17,070
Alright, we need to get out of

2297
01:23:17,070 --> 01:23:17,580
this.

2298
01:23:17,660 --> 01:23:18,580
I'm sick of this now.

2299
01:23:19,920 --> 01:23:20,900
Alright, here we go.

2300
01:23:21,760 --> 01:23:22,580
Sick of this fucking...

2301
01:23:23,380 --> 01:23:24,420
What are you doing, Claire?

2302
01:23:24,840 --> 01:23:25,740
How are things, Claire?

2303
01:23:26,080 --> 01:23:27,010
I can't believe what is

2304
01:23:27,010 --> 01:23:28,560
happening to this city.

2305
01:23:28,860 --> 01:23:29,180
Yeah?

2306
01:23:31,220 --> 01:23:31,370
I can't believe what is

2307
01:23:31,370 --> 01:23:33,960
happening to this city.

2308
01:23:34,180 --> 01:23:34,760
What's happening?

2309
01:23:36,280 --> 01:23:36,710
I can't believe what is

2310
01:23:36,710 --> 01:23:39,040
happening to this city.

2311
01:23:40,480 --> 01:23:40,960
Yeah?

2312
01:23:41,880 --> 01:23:42,610
I can't believe what is

2313
01:23:42,610 --> 01:23:44,620
happening to this city.

2314
01:23:47,580 --> 01:23:47,230
I can't believe what is

2315
01:23:47,230 --> 01:23:50,340
happening to this city.

2316
01:23:52,760 --> 01:23:54,010
I can't believe what is

2317
01:23:54,010 --> 01:23:55,520
happening to this city.

2318
01:23:58,340 --> 01:23:58,090
I can't believe what is

2319
01:23:58,090 --> 01:24:01,140
happening to this city.

2320
01:24:02,440 --> 01:24:04,000
Vulcan Raven's after you.

2321
01:24:05,700 --> 01:24:06,460
Thank you very much, Vulcan

2322
01:24:06,460 --> 01:24:07,320
Raven.

2323
01:24:07,940 --> 01:24:09,010
You're a giant and shaman, I

2324
01:24:09,010 --> 01:24:09,780
believe.

2325
01:24:10,260 --> 01:24:11,340
I want to tell you something.

2326
01:24:11,900 --> 01:24:13,030
I'll tell you something now

2327
01:24:13,030 --> 01:24:14,740
about Vulcan Raven, Pat.

2328
01:24:15,560 --> 01:24:17,120
He's giant and shaman.

2329
01:24:20,560 --> 01:24:21,480
Here we go.

2330
01:24:21,740 --> 01:24:22,680
Resident Evil 2.

2331
01:24:23,280 --> 01:24:23,720
Extreme.

2332
01:24:24,320 --> 01:24:24,640
Extreme.

2333
01:24:24,900 --> 01:24:25,580
The extreme.

2334
01:24:25,820 --> 01:24:26,640
The extreme.

2335
01:24:27,640 --> 01:24:28,490
That's what I should call the

2336
01:24:28,490 --> 01:24:29,660
stream, man.

2337
01:24:31,120 --> 01:24:32,040
It's the coolest fucking name

2338
01:24:32,040 --> 01:24:33,700
ever for a stream.

2339
01:24:34,980 --> 01:24:35,340
Okay?

2340
01:24:35,580 --> 01:24:36,500
For now on...

2341
01:24:38,500 --> 01:24:39,600
This will now be known as the

2342
01:24:39,600 --> 01:24:41,000
extreme.

2343
01:24:41,000 --> 01:24:41,340
Extreme.

2344
01:24:49,420 --> 01:24:53,020
Mick never minds a perceptive

2345
01:24:53,020 --> 01:24:54,800
old...

2346
01:24:54,800 --> 01:24:58,650
Yeah, I know the zip tie in the

2347
01:24:58,650 --> 01:25:01,800
middle of the shades.

2348
01:25:01,800 --> 01:25:02,100
Yeah.

2349
01:25:02,760 --> 01:25:03,790
The game volume was way too

2350
01:25:03,790 --> 01:25:04,360
loud.

2351
01:25:04,460 --> 01:25:05,300
It was grand before.

2352
01:25:05,420 --> 01:25:05,860
Sorry there.

2353
01:25:06,000 --> 01:25:06,760
I've turned it down.

2354
01:25:09,140 --> 01:25:09,400
Yeah.

2355
01:25:09,400 --> 01:25:10,480
Frankie Schoonz.

2356
01:25:10,800 --> 01:25:12,040
A real man of substance.

2357
01:25:13,340 --> 01:25:14,820
Would you come visit Trinity

2358
01:25:14,820 --> 01:25:16,340
College if we invited you?

2359
01:25:16,600 --> 01:25:17,420
Love you loads.

2360
01:25:18,480 --> 01:25:19,330
I don't know if they'd take to

2361
01:25:19,330 --> 01:25:20,480
me down there.

2362
01:25:26,880 --> 01:25:28,940
Silicon Guru accent, please.

2363
01:25:28,940 --> 01:25:31,350
Not like the Dublin accent, is

2364
01:25:31,350 --> 01:25:31,860
it?

2365
01:25:33,660 --> 01:25:34,920
I didn't do that accent.

2366
01:25:35,000 --> 01:25:36,700
That was the Silicon Guru.

2367
01:25:38,280 --> 01:25:39,280
Tom Bleedon.

2368
01:25:39,280 --> 01:25:40,040
You're a serious.

2369
01:25:45,380 --> 01:25:46,960
Should we develop that picture

2370
01:25:46,960 --> 01:25:47,720
of Rebecca?

2371
01:25:48,260 --> 01:25:49,560
See how she's getting on.

2372
01:25:50,160 --> 01:25:50,880
I miss her.

2373
01:26:03,460 --> 01:26:03,860
Baba.

2374
01:26:09,760 --> 01:26:10,820
Right, here we go.

2375
01:26:10,820 --> 01:26:25,800
Not too bad.

2376
01:26:28,200 --> 01:26:37,260
It just says recruit.

2377
01:26:37,260 --> 01:26:38,660
It doesn't tell you it's

2378
01:26:38,660 --> 01:26:39,400
Rebecca.

2379
01:26:39,720 --> 01:26:40,800
Rebecca Chambers.

2380
01:26:44,520 --> 01:26:44,810
The Japanese are funny enough

2381
01:26:44,810 --> 01:26:48,880
with the sexual animation.

2382
01:26:49,120 --> 01:26:50,490
They're weird enough with that

2383
01:26:50,490 --> 01:26:51,600
stuff, isn't it?

2384
01:26:54,920 --> 01:26:57,040
Yeah, I don't know why he went

2385
01:26:57,040 --> 01:26:59,100
into the developing room.

2386
01:27:00,100 --> 01:27:00,900
Like, that's something that you

2387
01:27:00,900 --> 01:27:02,040
don't usually see.

2388
01:27:02,180 --> 01:27:02,520
He went in.

2389
01:27:02,660 --> 01:27:03,990
He developed a picture of a

2390
01:27:03,990 --> 01:27:04,780
young girl.

2391
01:27:06,080 --> 01:27:06,770
There's something worrying

2392
01:27:06,770 --> 01:27:07,800
about that.

2393
01:27:08,440 --> 01:27:09,360
There's something very worrying

2394
01:27:09,360 --> 01:27:10,060
about that.

2395
01:27:10,140 --> 01:27:11,500
Why does he have pictures of

2396
01:27:11,500 --> 01:27:13,160
young girls in his possession?

2397
01:27:13,480 --> 01:27:15,080
That's not something that you

2398
01:27:15,080 --> 01:27:17,520
do when you're playing elite-level

2399
01:27:17,520 --> 01:27:18,900
European football.

2400
01:27:19,360 --> 01:27:20,500
Or video games.

2401
01:27:20,660 --> 01:27:21,590
Alright, that's something that

2402
01:27:21,590 --> 01:27:22,580
you do on the training ground.

2403
01:27:23,220 --> 01:27:23,400
Alright?

2404
01:27:24,340 --> 01:27:25,300
He's in jeopardy.

2405
01:27:26,200 --> 01:27:27,230
Where's he getting these

2406
01:27:27,230 --> 01:27:29,340
pictures of girls from?

2407
01:27:29,520 --> 01:27:30,460
He's in jeopardy.

2408
01:27:30,840 --> 01:27:31,760
That's something that you do on

2409
01:27:31,760 --> 01:27:32,780
the training ground.

2410
01:27:33,120 --> 01:27:38,300
Thanks, Kevin, for your insight.

2411
01:27:39,260 --> 01:27:40,160
It is strange.

2412
01:27:40,960 --> 01:27:42,060
So we'll get out of that.

2413
01:27:42,860 --> 01:27:43,740
We'll head off.

2414
01:27:45,420 --> 01:27:46,450
Not without filing it away,

2415
01:27:46,450 --> 01:27:47,520
though.

2416
01:27:48,800 --> 01:27:50,310
Am I awful dark on that fucking

2417
01:27:50,310 --> 01:27:51,360
screen?

2418
01:27:52,720 --> 01:27:57,120
I can't see the fucking screen.

2419
01:27:57,260 --> 01:27:57,680
But anyway.

2420
01:27:58,160 --> 01:27:59,400
Down with Allergan.

2421
01:27:59,560 --> 01:27:59,740
Yeah.

2422
01:28:00,140 --> 01:28:01,320
Thanks very much for the tip.

2423
01:28:02,080 --> 01:28:06,140
I hold no truck with Allergan.

2424
01:28:06,500 --> 01:28:08,460
But I don't like the way they

2425
01:28:08,460 --> 01:28:09,940
have started.

2426
01:28:10,480 --> 01:28:11,510
They employed everyone and then

2427
01:28:11,510 --> 01:28:13,030
started spreading the fucking

2428
01:28:13,030 --> 01:28:14,340
virus around the town.

2429
01:28:18,340 --> 01:28:18,820
Filed.

2430
01:28:20,260 --> 01:28:20,620
Right.

2431
01:28:20,860 --> 01:28:21,280
Okay.

2432
01:28:21,620 --> 01:28:23,040
We'll put that fucking spray

2433
01:28:23,040 --> 01:28:23,520
box.

2434
01:28:23,680 --> 01:28:24,740
We'll put the spray paint.

2435
01:28:25,220 --> 01:28:26,500
Put the spray paint away.

2436
01:28:26,640 --> 01:28:28,080
Now, we're not going tagging.

2437
01:28:28,180 --> 01:28:29,880
This isn't LA South Central.

2438
01:28:30,640 --> 01:28:31,020
Okay?

2439
01:28:31,900 --> 01:28:32,340
This is...

2440
01:28:33,060 --> 01:28:34,300
Roscommon Town.

2441
01:28:35,500 --> 01:28:35,910
Thanks for the Sunday night

2442
01:28:35,910 --> 01:28:37,740
stream on a Friday afternoon,

2443
01:28:37,740 --> 01:28:39,220
says Dan Dalf Corwin.

2444
01:28:39,620 --> 01:28:40,940
I really...

2445
01:28:40,940 --> 01:28:41,600
It's my pleasure.

2446
01:28:41,880 --> 01:28:42,660
Thanks for joining me.

2447
01:28:43,800 --> 01:28:45,220
Now, we're getting mixed up

2448
01:28:45,220 --> 01:28:46,020
here.

2449
01:28:46,180 --> 01:28:47,230
We need to go and stick that

2450
01:28:47,230 --> 01:28:48,780
fucking jewel in that...

2451
01:28:48,780 --> 01:28:50,200
We need to go and fucking stick

2452
01:28:50,200 --> 01:28:51,510
that coin into the statue in

2453
01:28:51,510 --> 01:28:53,200
the front of the Garda Station.

2454
01:28:55,880 --> 01:28:57,760
But we might fucking save it.

2455
01:28:58,300 --> 01:28:58,620
Cuds.

2456
01:28:59,140 --> 01:28:59,840
Look, Cuds.

2457
01:29:00,460 --> 01:29:01,600
I want to say thanks.

2458
01:29:02,600 --> 01:29:04,100
That's very nice and very kind

2459
01:29:04,100 --> 01:29:04,640
of you.

2460
01:29:05,020 --> 01:29:08,020
It's going towards the Winterfuel

2461
01:29:08,020 --> 01:29:10,940
Allowance and towards Claire

2462
01:29:10,940 --> 01:29:13,140
Redfield's purse.

2463
01:29:17,580 --> 01:29:17,200
I was just in touch with Claire

2464
01:29:17,200 --> 01:29:19,880
Redfield there.

2465
01:29:19,980 --> 01:29:21,220
She said that she's going out

2466
01:29:21,220 --> 01:29:22,940
later and we might meet for pints.

2467
01:29:23,180 --> 01:29:24,460
So, I've had my eye on her for

2468
01:29:24,460 --> 01:29:25,740
quite some time now.

2469
01:29:25,780 --> 01:29:26,600
I think she's sound.

2470
01:29:26,720 --> 01:29:27,120
Yeah, yeah.

2471
01:29:27,440 --> 01:29:28,380
I think she's sound.

2472
01:29:28,480 --> 01:29:28,620
Yeah.

2473
01:29:30,160 --> 01:29:31,360
Yeah, I think she's sound.

2474
01:29:32,140 --> 01:29:34,300
Old typewriter.

2475
01:29:35,260 --> 01:29:36,100
Ink ribbon.

2476
01:29:37,300 --> 01:29:38,200
Ink capacitated.

2477
01:29:46,060 --> 01:29:47,020
Leon A.

2478
01:29:47,720 --> 01:29:48,640
Dark room.

2479
01:29:49,920 --> 01:29:50,180
Things got a bit dark there

2480
01:29:50,180 --> 01:29:51,790
when we started developing

2481
01:29:51,790 --> 01:29:53,300
pictures of the girls.

2482
01:29:54,020 --> 01:29:56,060
We had to fucking leave it.

2483
01:29:57,060 --> 01:29:57,720
Good job.

2484
01:29:57,780 --> 01:29:57,860
Good job.

2485
01:29:57,860 --> 01:29:58,900
The graphics were shit though.

2486
01:30:01,900 --> 01:30:02,300
Cuds.

2487
01:30:02,520 --> 01:30:03,420
Thank you very much.

2488
01:30:03,580 --> 01:30:04,100
Just donate.

2489
01:30:04,320 --> 01:30:05,550
Just gives 20 euro like that,

2490
01:30:05,550 --> 01:30:05,900
man.

2491
01:30:05,920 --> 01:30:06,720
It's just...

2492
01:30:06,720 --> 01:30:07,680
It's so nice.

2493
01:30:09,260 --> 01:30:10,400
It's so fucking nice.

2494
01:30:10,400 --> 01:30:10,600
Like...

2495
01:30:10,600 --> 01:30:18,280
Down with Allergan.

2496
01:30:19,220 --> 01:30:20,340
Right, we're going to go back.

2497
01:30:20,340 --> 01:30:21,560
We're going to put the unicorn

2498
01:30:21,560 --> 01:30:22,640
medal into the statue.

2499
01:30:22,840 --> 01:30:23,840
We're going to make...

2500
01:30:23,840 --> 01:30:24,000
Oh!

2501
01:30:24,780 --> 01:30:25,540
Fucking help.

2502
01:30:25,780 --> 01:30:26,000
Still.

2503
01:30:26,100 --> 01:30:26,320
Hey.

2504
01:30:26,540 --> 01:30:27,300
Did you see that?

2505
01:30:28,420 --> 01:30:29,540
Did you fucking see that?

2506
01:30:30,260 --> 01:30:31,260
That was real, man.

2507
01:30:31,700 --> 01:30:32,640
That was fucking real.

2508
01:30:35,920 --> 01:30:36,820
There we go.

2509
01:30:37,040 --> 01:30:38,020
Like, we've just seen it.

2510
01:30:38,200 --> 01:30:39,700
That's the power of a 20 year

2511
01:30:39,700 --> 01:30:41,170
old training ground game that

2512
01:30:41,170 --> 01:30:42,640
can still frighten you.

2513
01:30:42,720 --> 01:30:43,820
Let's just keep watching here

2514
01:30:43,820 --> 01:30:44,560
at the moment.

2515
01:30:44,780 --> 01:30:45,260
Let's just...

2516
01:30:45,260 --> 01:30:46,920
I'll remove myself so...

2517
01:30:46,920 --> 01:30:50,980
Look at Francis' reaction here.

2518
01:30:51,360 --> 01:30:52,420
I know he's not on the phone.

2519
01:30:52,540 --> 01:30:53,560
That's just a mistake.

2520
01:30:54,140 --> 01:30:54,960
That's just a mistake.

2521
01:30:55,040 --> 01:30:55,420
But look.

2522
01:30:56,020 --> 01:30:57,000
Watch his reaction here.

2523
01:30:57,340 --> 01:30:58,240
He goes out the door.

2524
01:30:58,320 --> 01:30:59,320
He's busy thinking about the

2525
01:30:59,320 --> 01:30:59,900
donations.

2526
01:31:00,620 --> 01:31:01,440
And he doesn't stop to think

2527
01:31:01,440 --> 01:31:02,900
about the zombie hands that

2528
01:31:02,900 --> 01:31:03,620
come out.

2529
01:31:04,580 --> 01:31:05,340
Let's have a look.

2530
01:31:06,020 --> 01:31:06,500
Allergan.

2531
01:31:07,220 --> 01:31:07,660
Right.

2532
01:31:07,740 --> 01:31:08,580
We're going to go back.

2533
01:31:08,660 --> 01:31:09,800
We're going to put the unicorn

2534
01:31:09,800 --> 01:31:10,880
medal into the statue.

2535
01:31:11,060 --> 01:31:12,060
We're going to make...

2536
01:31:12,060 --> 01:31:12,260
Oh!

2537
01:31:13,020 --> 01:31:13,780
Fucking help.

2538
01:31:14,080 --> 01:31:14,220
Still.

2539
01:31:14,320 --> 01:31:14,860
That's something.

2540
01:31:15,280 --> 01:31:16,020
What a fanny.

2541
01:31:16,340 --> 01:31:18,020
What an absolute fanny he is.

2542
01:31:18,480 --> 01:31:19,440
That's something that you learn

2543
01:31:19,440 --> 01:31:20,500
on training ground.

2544
01:31:20,620 --> 01:31:21,060
You don't...

2545
01:31:21,060 --> 01:31:22,820
You don't come to work

2546
01:31:22,820 --> 01:31:24,730
And get scared by hands coming

2547
01:31:24,730 --> 01:31:25,760
from...

2548
01:31:25,760 --> 01:31:26,980
Through fucking windows.

2549
01:31:28,180 --> 01:31:28,560
What a...

2550
01:31:28,560 --> 01:31:29,380
What a fanny.

2551
01:31:32,980 --> 01:31:33,920
Thanks, Kevin.

2552
01:31:34,620 --> 01:31:36,260
Kilban with the...

2553
01:31:36,260 --> 01:31:38,980
With the fucking...

2554
01:31:38,980 --> 01:31:39,780
The help.

2555
01:31:40,140 --> 01:31:40,700
The analysis.

2556
01:31:41,460 --> 01:31:41,940
He saw...

2557
01:31:41,940 --> 01:31:43,460
He really is a nice guy.

2558
01:31:43,460 --> 01:31:44,960
And Chris Dwygnan.

2559
01:31:45,660 --> 01:31:46,140
Dignan.

2560
01:31:46,740 --> 01:31:47,460
However...

2561
01:31:47,460 --> 01:31:48,480
Whatever way you want to

2562
01:31:48,480 --> 01:31:49,980
fucking skin that apple, Chris.

2563
01:31:51,780 --> 01:31:53,500
I want to say thanks very much.

2564
01:31:54,140 --> 01:31:55,040
You're a nice guy.

2565
01:31:56,520 --> 01:31:57,120
Yeah, you're not going to scare

2566
01:31:57,120 --> 01:31:58,560
me now, you cunts.

2567
01:31:58,660 --> 01:31:59,160
Even...

2568
01:31:59,160 --> 01:32:00,920
Even though they've got a...

2569
01:32:00,920 --> 01:32:02,110
Even though they fucking got a

2570
01:32:02,110 --> 01:32:02,600
hold of me.

2571
01:32:02,820 --> 01:32:04,210
I'm not going to be scared by

2572
01:32:04,210 --> 01:32:04,920
them now.

2573
01:32:05,840 --> 01:32:06,880
Fucking Shane Burke.

2574
01:32:08,300 --> 01:32:09,320
With the two euro.

2575
01:32:09,820 --> 01:32:11,520
That's going to make me feel...

2576
01:32:11,520 --> 01:32:13,800
Empowered.

2577
01:32:13,960 --> 01:32:15,460
Against the future zombies.

2578
01:32:15,660 --> 01:32:16,660
The future legouts.

2579
01:32:16,940 --> 01:32:17,200
Okay?

2580
01:32:18,460 --> 01:32:19,260
And we...

2581
01:32:19,260 --> 01:32:20,740
We want to watch out here.

2582
01:32:22,680 --> 01:32:24,120
There's a carving of diamond.

2583
01:32:24,520 --> 01:32:25,580
A spade is etched under the

2584
01:32:25,580 --> 01:32:27,160
fucking keyhole, hey?

2585
01:32:31,000 --> 01:32:32,000
Wah, wah, wah.

2586
01:32:33,880 --> 01:32:34,740
Kevin Kilban.

2587
01:32:34,920 --> 01:32:36,300
It's great that he's...

2588
01:32:36,300 --> 01:32:37,200
You know...

2589
01:32:37,200 --> 01:32:40,560
It's great that he's...

2590
01:32:40,560 --> 01:32:41,560
Here to do this.

2591
01:32:42,260 --> 01:32:42,780
Because I...

2592
01:32:42,780 --> 01:32:44,040
Like, you know, he's wasted on

2593
01:32:44,040 --> 01:32:45,380
the radio doing football stuff,

2594
01:32:45,380 --> 01:32:46,000
you know?

2595
01:32:51,000 --> 01:32:50,180
Thanks for the Santy money

2596
01:32:50,180 --> 01:32:53,240
anyway, Chris.

2597
01:32:53,760 --> 01:32:54,280
And Shane.

2598
01:32:54,740 --> 01:32:55,720
And cuds.

2599
01:32:56,720 --> 01:32:57,600
Dandelf.

2600
01:32:57,940 --> 01:32:58,500
Elegant.

2601
01:32:59,320 --> 01:33:00,460
Frankie Schoonz.

2602
01:33:01,780 --> 01:33:02,220
Solid.

2603
01:33:02,460 --> 01:33:02,700
Solid.

2604
01:33:02,900 --> 01:33:03,260
Names.

2605
01:33:05,400 --> 01:33:06,160
Now we...

2606
01:33:06,160 --> 01:33:07,390
We'll put the unicorn medal

2607
01:33:07,390 --> 01:33:08,500
inside the fountain.

2608
01:33:08,840 --> 01:33:09,100
Okay?

2609
01:33:09,220 --> 01:33:10,300
Something is written on it.

2610
01:33:10,380 --> 01:33:12,090
To obtain the key to open your

2611
01:33:12,090 --> 01:33:13,160
heart...

2612
01:33:13,160 --> 01:33:15,000
I'll wait for the unicorn.

2613
01:33:15,700 --> 01:33:16,880
The beautiful beast.

2614
01:33:18,620 --> 01:33:18,860
I want to tell you something

2615
01:33:18,860 --> 01:33:20,440
about the unicorn.

2616
01:33:20,980 --> 01:33:22,780
It's a fucking fantastic beast.

2617
01:33:23,500 --> 01:33:24,380
Did you ever see one?

2618
01:33:24,380 --> 01:33:28,780
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,

2619
01:33:28,780 --> 01:33:30,820
yeah, yeah.

2620
01:33:35,560 --> 01:33:36,520
Here we go.

2621
01:33:39,860 --> 01:33:41,080
Fucking graphics, man.

2622
01:33:41,780 --> 01:33:42,580
Look at the graphics.

2623
01:33:42,960 --> 01:33:43,840
Full motion video.

2624
01:33:44,000 --> 01:33:44,640
FMV.

2625
01:33:44,740 --> 01:33:45,060
Steining.

2626
01:33:46,700 --> 01:33:47,260
Seamless.

2627
01:33:49,900 --> 01:33:51,700
Will you take the precinct key?

2628
01:33:51,940 --> 01:33:52,380
I win.

2629
01:33:52,380 --> 01:33:55,220
It's fucking speed.

2630
01:33:56,340 --> 01:33:57,160
Or a club.

2631
01:34:03,260 --> 01:34:00,690
Should we go back into Big

2632
01:34:00,690 --> 01:34:04,380
Willy's style and see if we

2633
01:34:04,380 --> 01:34:06,320
still cut?

2634
01:34:07,060 --> 01:34:07,680
Quite locked.

2635
01:34:17,560 --> 01:34:18,820
We don't want to go...

2636
01:34:18,820 --> 01:34:20,520
We don't want to fucking go...

2637
01:34:20,520 --> 01:34:22,520
Around the...

2638
01:34:22,520 --> 01:34:25,000
The other side of the hall.

2639
01:34:29,320 --> 01:34:30,260
That's enough of that.

2640
01:34:36,360 --> 01:34:37,360
Thanks for the tip.

2641
01:34:37,440 --> 01:34:38,320
Zinedine Kilban.

2642
01:34:38,480 --> 01:34:39,780
Thank you very much, man.

2643
01:34:40,640 --> 01:34:41,260
What a fanny.

2644
01:34:42,400 --> 01:34:42,820
You say.

2645
01:34:43,140 --> 01:34:43,840
You're not a fanny.

2646
01:34:44,000 --> 01:34:44,240
I'm just saying.

2647
01:34:44,320 --> 01:34:45,180
Not Kilban.

2648
01:34:45,320 --> 01:34:46,280
That's what you said in the

2649
01:34:46,280 --> 01:34:46,660
chat.

2650
01:34:46,780 --> 01:34:47,830
Although that doesn't display

2651
01:34:47,830 --> 01:34:48,540
it on the thing.

2652
01:34:48,940 --> 01:34:50,820
Look, I wasn't saying Zinedine

2653
01:34:50,820 --> 01:34:53,500
Zidane or Kevin Kilban was a fanny.

2654
01:34:54,320 --> 01:34:54,320
Or...

2655
01:34:54,320 --> 01:34:55,640
All right.

2656
01:34:57,040 --> 01:34:57,520
Look.

2657
01:35:01,360 --> 01:35:02,260
Through the door.

2658
01:35:02,520 --> 01:35:03,820
Through the zone.

2659
01:35:04,180 --> 01:35:05,180
Box is a cobra toxin.

2660
01:35:05,240 --> 01:35:05,640
Thank you.

2661
01:35:08,260 --> 01:35:10,460
It's a dream and a pleasure.

2662
01:35:19,080 --> 01:35:20,160
Duran Kilban.

2663
01:35:21,200 --> 01:35:22,340
I gotta tell you something,

2664
01:35:22,340 --> 01:35:23,360
David St. Patrick.

2665
01:35:24,560 --> 01:35:25,740
You're a fanny fucker.

2666
01:35:29,400 --> 01:35:30,960
If you work for Allegan, you do.

2667
01:35:33,420 --> 01:35:33,650
I heard they've been spreading

2668
01:35:33,650 --> 01:35:36,500
the T-Virus around Westport.

2669
01:35:40,840 --> 01:35:41,760
Times are tough.

2670
01:35:42,200 --> 01:35:43,740
Friday and Sunday streams now.

2671
01:35:43,800 --> 01:35:44,820
Are you struggling, Patty?

2672
01:35:45,820 --> 01:35:46,380
Fucking...

2673
01:35:46,380 --> 01:35:47,960
Struggling to keep the fucking

2674
01:35:47,960 --> 01:35:49,120
wall from the door.

2675
01:35:50,200 --> 01:35:51,100
You fucking know.

2676
01:35:52,020 --> 01:35:53,080
Sure I had to rob the shades

2677
01:35:53,080 --> 01:35:54,100
from Mace.

2678
01:35:55,380 --> 01:35:55,710
Didn't even have time to take

2679
01:35:55,710 --> 01:35:57,240
the fucking tag off before I

2680
01:35:57,240 --> 01:35:58,620
started the street.

2681
01:35:58,940 --> 01:36:00,260
The extreme street.

2682
01:36:03,880 --> 01:36:04,960
I think we can go...

2683
01:36:04,960 --> 01:36:06,680
I think we can go down and open

2684
01:36:06,680 --> 01:36:09,320
the fucking scary door with the...

2685
01:36:09,320 --> 01:36:09,840
No.

2686
01:36:10,180 --> 01:36:11,020
I need a diamond.

2687
01:36:17,020 --> 01:36:18,480
I need a diamond keeper.

2688
01:36:18,580 --> 01:36:19,040
That shit.

2689
01:36:19,040 --> 01:36:23,360
I tell you...

2690
01:36:23,360 --> 01:36:24,710
It was a long walk up the

2691
01:36:24,710 --> 01:36:26,740
stairs in that fucking...

2692
01:36:26,740 --> 01:36:28,100
The old garden station.

2693
01:36:28,420 --> 01:36:29,320
They've redone it now.

2694
01:36:29,440 --> 01:36:29,800
You don't...

2695
01:36:29,800 --> 01:36:30,660
You can take a lift.

2696
01:36:36,220 --> 01:36:36,900
Patrick Porter.

2697
01:36:36,900 --> 01:36:36,920
Patrick Porter.

2698
01:36:36,920 --> 01:36:36,920
Patrick Porter.

2699
01:36:36,920 --> 01:36:38,080
Do you stream regularly?

2700
01:36:38,660 --> 01:36:39,680
First time I've seen one.

2701
01:36:39,880 --> 01:36:40,820
Not really, Patrick.

2702
01:36:41,320 --> 01:36:41,920
Not really.

2703
01:36:44,040 --> 01:36:44,020
I tried to do this regular

2704
01:36:44,020 --> 01:36:47,080
thing called Sunday Night Games.

2705
01:36:47,320 --> 01:36:47,620
And I...

2706
01:36:47,620 --> 01:36:49,560
I didn't even do it last week.

2707
01:36:49,660 --> 01:36:50,100
Like...

2708
01:36:50,100 --> 01:36:50,980
And that's not because I...

2709
01:36:51,700 --> 01:36:53,340
Sometimes I don't feel it.

2710
01:36:53,480 --> 01:36:54,790
Sometimes I wake up late and

2711
01:36:54,790 --> 01:36:56,060
then you can't do it.

2712
01:36:56,060 --> 01:36:56,500
Like, you know?

2713
01:36:57,180 --> 01:36:58,160
I was gooshed.

2714
01:36:58,180 --> 01:36:59,260
I was fucking gooshed.

2715
01:37:01,260 --> 01:37:02,520
But I'm hoping this makes up

2716
01:37:02,520 --> 01:37:02,880
for it.

2717
01:37:02,940 --> 01:37:04,000
I'm sorry for not doing the

2718
01:37:04,000 --> 01:37:04,840
Sunday stream.

2719
01:37:04,960 --> 01:37:05,580
If anybody was...

2720
01:37:07,580 --> 01:37:08,420
Wanted to tune into that.

2721
01:37:10,360 --> 01:37:12,020
I hope this makes up for it.

2722
01:37:12,120 --> 01:37:13,080
Doing something like this.

2723
01:37:13,140 --> 01:37:13,500
You know...

2724
01:37:13,500 --> 01:37:14,560
You know the crack, don't you?

2725
01:37:15,180 --> 01:37:15,480
Yeah.

2726
01:37:15,640 --> 01:37:15,900
Kieran.

2727
01:37:16,340 --> 01:37:17,400
There's a group of...

2728
01:37:17,400 --> 01:37:18,560
There's an old group of zombie.

2729
01:37:19,000 --> 01:37:19,600
In the walls.

2730
01:37:19,720 --> 01:37:20,720
Out by Tarm and Barry.

2731
01:37:21,860 --> 01:37:23,300
Will you get Turbo though?

2732
01:37:23,380 --> 01:37:23,700
Will you?

2733
01:37:25,320 --> 01:37:26,660
Turbo from Gladiators.

2734
01:37:26,820 --> 01:37:27,300
The American.

2735
01:37:27,460 --> 01:37:27,960
The real American.

2736
01:37:28,060 --> 01:37:29,160
There's going to be an orgy of

2737
01:37:29,160 --> 01:37:29,880
zombies here.

2738
01:37:30,140 --> 01:37:30,800
Look at this.

2739
01:37:31,560 --> 01:37:33,160
Pure fucking gangbang.

2740
01:37:34,340 --> 01:37:35,010
And I'm going to have to take

2741
01:37:35,010 --> 01:37:36,040
them all on.

2742
01:37:38,760 --> 01:37:40,220
I think I'm going to do the old

2743
01:37:40,220 --> 01:37:41,320
shotty to hottie.

2744
01:37:42,920 --> 01:37:44,360
This is for Key and Thorny.

2745
01:37:45,200 --> 01:37:46,640
A box is a Cobra Toxin.

2746
01:37:47,880 --> 01:37:48,780
Who is the top...

2747
01:37:48,780 --> 01:37:50,340
Top's a corporate stream.

2748
01:37:51,780 --> 01:37:52,880
And for Kilvan.

2749
01:37:53,260 --> 01:37:54,360
And for fucking Berkeley.

2750
01:37:57,340 --> 01:37:58,760
Time to clean up the...

2751
01:37:58,760 --> 01:38:00,400
Time to clean up the house.

2752
01:38:01,160 --> 01:38:01,580
Do you need...

2753
01:38:01,580 --> 01:38:02,440
Have you any vanish?

2754
01:38:03,340 --> 01:38:04,480
Have you any fucking pledge for

2755
01:38:04,480 --> 01:38:06,140
the doorknobs, Mary?

2756
01:38:06,140 --> 01:38:08,640
You'd want to spray a bit of

2757
01:38:08,640 --> 01:38:11,940
pledge on that fucking doorknob,

2758
01:38:11,940 --> 01:38:12,820
Mary.

2759
01:38:14,020 --> 01:38:15,820
It's getting fucking dusty.

2760
01:38:16,860 --> 01:38:17,780
Tommy cat.

2761
01:38:20,100 --> 01:38:20,540
Right.

2762
01:38:20,540 --> 01:38:20,620
Right.

2763
01:38:28,900 --> 01:38:30,370
Do you have any Brasso for the

2764
01:38:30,370 --> 01:38:31,000
zombies?

2765
01:38:31,680 --> 01:38:32,280
Can you go...

2766
01:38:32,280 --> 01:38:33,580
Can you nip down to Sentra and

2767
01:38:33,580 --> 01:38:34,720
get some Brasso for these

2768
01:38:34,720 --> 01:38:35,360
zombies?

2769
01:38:35,520 --> 01:38:36,560
Because they've stained the

2770
01:38:36,560 --> 01:38:37,040
floors.

2771
01:38:42,860 --> 01:38:43,520
Good lad.

2772
01:38:43,660 --> 01:38:45,200
You might head down to Sentra

2773
01:38:45,200 --> 01:38:46,870
and pick up Firelighters and

2774
01:38:46,870 --> 01:38:47,880
some Brasso.

2775
01:38:48,940 --> 01:38:50,550
Because the five zombies who

2776
01:38:50,550 --> 01:38:52,500
were eating out the cop...

2777
01:38:53,540 --> 01:38:54,580
Yeah, the American cop.

2778
01:38:55,020 --> 01:38:56,190
They left a big trail of blood

2779
01:38:56,190 --> 01:38:57,650
and a puddle of blood in the

2780
01:38:57,650 --> 01:38:58,420
hallway.

2781
01:38:58,600 --> 01:38:59,120
Can you...

2782
01:38:59,120 --> 01:39:00,090
You're gonna have to clean this

2783
01:39:00,090 --> 01:39:00,840
up if you any vanish.

2784
01:39:02,420 --> 01:39:03,120
Head down to Sentra and pick up

2785
01:39:03,120 --> 01:39:05,600
some Mr. Muscle now, fast.

2786
01:39:10,980 --> 01:39:12,550
I checked out the fucking desk

2787
01:39:12,550 --> 01:39:13,400
there, Pat.

2788
01:39:13,540 --> 01:39:14,220
It's locked.

2789
01:39:14,840 --> 01:39:15,860
There was an old vazine on it,

2790
01:39:15,860 --> 01:39:16,520
though.

2791
01:39:21,280 --> 01:39:21,960
Kilbanish Den.

2792
01:39:23,200 --> 01:39:24,350
There's a war out in Kilbanish

2793
01:39:24,350 --> 01:39:25,880
Den, you know.

2794
01:39:26,400 --> 01:39:27,810
The Kilbanish Denies have been

2795
01:39:27,810 --> 01:39:29,470
wiped out by fucking drone

2796
01:39:29,470 --> 01:39:30,320
masters.

2797
01:39:32,700 --> 01:39:34,290
Myself and the drone boys are

2798
01:39:34,290 --> 01:39:35,920
coming your way next week.

2799
01:39:36,900 --> 01:39:37,860
Kilbanish Den.

2800
01:39:39,900 --> 01:39:40,330
There's a Tora Bora mountain

2801
01:39:40,330 --> 01:39:42,980
range out in Kilbanish Den.

2802
01:39:47,180 --> 01:39:46,840
Were you ever out the reek out

2803
01:39:46,840 --> 01:39:49,660
in Kilbanish Den?

2804
01:39:49,920 --> 01:39:51,020
Did you ever go climbing the reek

2805
01:39:51,020 --> 01:39:52,100
out in Kilbanish Den?

2806
01:39:52,740 --> 01:39:53,880
It's a mountain range.

2807
01:39:55,160 --> 01:39:56,740
Prince Bin Laden was fucking

2808
01:39:56,740 --> 01:39:59,340
chillaxing out there till the

2809
01:39:59,340 --> 01:40:00,720
Americans made him go out to

2810
01:40:00,720 --> 01:40:01,400
Pakistan.

2811
01:40:01,400 --> 01:40:04,720
a bronze plate.

2812
01:40:05,540 --> 01:40:07,600
A bronze plate with a picture

2813
01:40:07,600 --> 01:40:09,060
on it, Pat.

2814
01:40:09,960 --> 01:40:10,400
Okay.

2815
01:40:10,960 --> 01:40:13,090
Now, it seems to be some kind

2816
01:40:13,090 --> 01:40:14,180
of code.

2817
01:40:16,180 --> 01:40:17,370
We have four kind of lines

2818
01:40:17,370 --> 01:40:21,540
underneath a picture of a man.

2819
01:40:21,740 --> 01:40:23,640
A picture of a kind of renaissance

2820
01:40:23,640 --> 01:40:24,600
kind of god.

2821
01:40:24,820 --> 01:40:26,460
Roman Greek fucker, is it?

2822
01:40:30,460 --> 01:40:31,670
Look, let's have a look at that

2823
01:40:31,670 --> 01:40:32,140
again.

2824
01:40:32,140 --> 01:40:33,890
A bronze plate with a picture

2825
01:40:33,890 --> 01:40:34,440
on it.

2826
01:40:36,340 --> 01:40:36,990
Looks like a radical feminist,

2827
01:40:36,990 --> 01:40:39,020
says Frankie Scholes.

2828
01:40:40,420 --> 01:40:42,520
It's, it's, uh, who's that lad?

2829
01:40:42,580 --> 01:40:44,120
The lad who cut off the head,

2830
01:40:44,120 --> 01:40:44,780
Medusa.

2831
01:40:45,500 --> 01:40:47,560
Who, who cut off Medusa's head?

2832
01:40:48,460 --> 01:40:50,080
Or is it David and Goliath?

2833
01:40:53,920 --> 01:40:55,340
Is it David and Goliath?

2834
01:41:02,660 --> 01:41:03,540
Nilegeist.

2835
01:41:03,880 --> 01:41:05,280
I think they could do that.

2836
01:41:05,640 --> 01:41:07,090
I'd, uh, would I get a slice of

2837
01:41:07,090 --> 01:41:08,340
the money though?

2838
01:41:16,800 --> 01:41:17,200
No.

2839
01:41:17,200 --> 01:41:17,240
No.

2840
01:41:18,360 --> 01:41:19,660
We moved that cabinet there.

2841
01:41:19,740 --> 01:41:19,960
No.

2842
01:41:20,240 --> 01:41:21,400
I think we moved this one.

2843
01:41:21,580 --> 01:41:22,680
Go off with a fucking fucking...

2844
01:41:22,680 --> 01:41:24,780
The middle one.

2845
01:41:25,260 --> 01:41:25,560
Hey.

2846
01:41:26,100 --> 01:41:27,260
Will you push the left or right?

2847
01:41:27,340 --> 01:41:28,080
Push the right man.

2848
01:41:29,560 --> 01:41:30,770
And will you push that one on

2849
01:41:30,770 --> 01:41:32,180
the far left or right as well?

2850
01:41:32,180 --> 01:41:32,440
Like...

2851
01:41:32,440 --> 01:41:34,510
Now, as you can see what I'm

2852
01:41:34,510 --> 01:41:36,940
doing here, I'm matching up the

2853
01:41:36,940 --> 01:41:38,220
puzzle piece.

2854
01:41:38,600 --> 01:41:40,920
This was a 1998 game.

2855
01:41:40,980 --> 01:41:42,200
This is how we did things.

2856
01:41:42,320 --> 01:41:42,500
Alright?

2857
01:41:42,580 --> 01:41:43,100
It was puzzles.

2858
01:41:43,920 --> 01:41:45,090
This is how the Japanese boys

2859
01:41:45,090 --> 01:41:46,140
did things.

2860
01:41:48,060 --> 01:41:49,460
Little puzzles like this.

2861
01:41:57,460 --> 01:41:57,980
Okay.

2862
01:42:00,540 --> 01:42:01,190
Did that release anything or

2863
01:42:01,190 --> 01:42:02,160
what?

2864
01:42:14,880 --> 01:42:15,680
Perseus, is it?

2865
01:42:17,820 --> 01:42:18,500
Did I...

2866
01:42:18,500 --> 01:42:19,690
Did I get the fucking thing

2867
01:42:19,690 --> 01:42:20,180
there?

2868
01:42:20,280 --> 01:42:20,960
I fucked it up.

2869
01:42:20,960 --> 01:42:30,300
Here we are.

2870
01:42:30,360 --> 01:42:30,880
I got it.

2871
01:42:31,920 --> 01:42:32,840
The butt plug.

2872
01:42:34,100 --> 01:42:34,720
The B plug.

2873
01:42:34,900 --> 01:42:35,240
Yes.

2874
01:42:37,340 --> 01:42:38,520
We've got the fucker.

2875
01:42:42,520 --> 01:42:44,000
It's like the crystal maze.

2876
01:42:45,800 --> 01:42:47,250
Without the old bald booking on

2877
01:42:47,250 --> 01:42:47,960
the...

2878
01:42:47,960 --> 01:42:49,020
On the microphone.

2879
01:42:50,740 --> 01:42:51,620
Playing the mic...

2880
01:42:51,620 --> 01:42:53,210
He'd always stand outside the

2881
01:42:53,210 --> 01:42:53,700
cell.

2882
01:42:54,200 --> 01:42:55,200
Playing the fucking...

2883
01:42:55,200 --> 01:42:56,420
The squeeze box.

2884
01:42:58,500 --> 01:42:59,540
Take the red herb.

2885
01:42:59,620 --> 01:43:00,600
You mix the red herb with the

2886
01:43:00,600 --> 01:43:01,760
green to make it stronger.

2887
01:43:01,920 --> 01:43:02,420
But I've...

2888
01:43:02,960 --> 01:43:03,420
No other...

2889
01:43:04,200 --> 01:43:05,420
Space left in my inventory.

2890
01:43:05,420 --> 01:43:06,260
Inventory.

2891
01:43:06,820 --> 01:43:07,800
So I might as well leave it.

2892
01:43:09,460 --> 01:43:10,680
Inventory or inventory.

2893
01:43:11,140 --> 01:43:12,350
Whatever way you want to skin

2894
01:43:12,350 --> 01:43:13,020
that apple.

2895
01:43:13,420 --> 01:43:13,760
Okay.

2896
01:43:14,620 --> 01:43:15,760
I'm okay with it.

2897
01:43:16,480 --> 01:43:17,800
Whatever way you want to skin

2898
01:43:17,800 --> 01:43:18,580
that word.

2899
01:43:19,020 --> 01:43:20,080
I'm alright with that.

2900
01:43:20,520 --> 01:43:21,760
Now how is...

2901
01:43:21,760 --> 01:43:22,640
The volume...

2902
01:43:22,640 --> 01:43:23,240
On the game?

2903
01:43:23,320 --> 01:43:24,120
Is it loud enough?

2904
01:43:33,740 --> 01:43:34,380
Good luck.

2905
01:43:35,380 --> 01:43:36,840
I want to say this to you man.

2906
01:43:37,100 --> 01:43:37,780
You're fucked.

2907
01:43:43,360 --> 01:43:44,560
We've got another booking.

2908
01:43:45,100 --> 01:43:46,770
Another contender is shuffling

2909
01:43:46,770 --> 01:43:47,560
our way.

2910
01:43:48,320 --> 01:43:48,920
Volume's good.

2911
01:43:49,020 --> 01:43:49,600
Cleona Rowe.

2912
01:43:49,680 --> 01:43:50,160
Thank you.

2913
01:43:50,960 --> 01:43:52,360
Not loud enough says fact.

2914
01:43:54,380 --> 01:43:55,700
Volume mighty says Mick.

2915
01:43:55,800 --> 01:43:56,240
Never mind.

2916
01:43:56,680 --> 01:43:57,480
I'm going to go with the two

2917
01:43:57,480 --> 01:43:58,440
said it's alright.

2918
01:43:59,440 --> 01:44:00,240
Now look at this.

2919
01:44:00,760 --> 01:44:01,160
See ya.

2920
01:44:01,560 --> 01:44:02,340
Wouldn't want to be ya.

2921
01:44:02,500 --> 01:44:03,160
In the chest.

2922
01:44:04,000 --> 01:44:04,780
One in the neck.

2923
01:44:05,240 --> 01:44:06,480
Another one in the kisser.

2924
01:44:08,200 --> 01:44:09,420
Rest in pieces.

2925
01:44:10,060 --> 01:44:10,400
Okay.

2926
01:44:10,900 --> 01:44:12,000
That's what I want to say to

2927
01:44:12,000 --> 01:44:12,500
you.

2928
01:44:13,080 --> 01:44:14,200
Thanks for the tip.

2929
01:44:14,500 --> 01:44:14,780
I'll buy a pint of a bag.

2930
01:44:14,780 --> 01:44:15,970
Thank you very much bottles of

2931
01:44:15,970 --> 01:44:16,460
Brasso.

2932
01:44:17,280 --> 01:44:18,880
That's very fucking kind of ya.

2933
01:44:19,220 --> 01:44:21,540
Bottles of Brasso is a nice guy.

2934
01:44:22,020 --> 01:44:23,000
I'm Sean Gallagher.

2935
01:44:23,200 --> 01:44:24,480
And I approve this message.

2936
01:44:33,940 --> 01:44:34,480
Look at this.

2937
01:44:34,480 --> 01:44:35,860
Look at these two slugs.

2938
01:44:38,120 --> 01:44:39,000
You're Gonzo.

2939
01:44:40,320 --> 01:44:41,420
Gone with the wind.

2940
01:44:43,160 --> 01:44:43,600
Casablanca.

2941
01:44:44,240 --> 01:44:45,140
See you later.

2942
01:44:47,280 --> 01:44:47,800
Yeah.

2943
01:44:48,520 --> 01:44:51,900
This is Detective Lickout Mulcahy.

2944
01:44:51,900 --> 01:44:58,820
Thank you very much.

2945
01:45:00,900 --> 01:45:02,040
Oh we might put down the fire

2946
01:45:02,040 --> 01:45:03,160
hatch.

2947
01:45:03,700 --> 01:45:04,670
Will you press the fire button

2948
01:45:04,670 --> 01:45:05,900
there to make...

2949
01:45:05,900 --> 01:45:07,850
To make the fucking fire ladder

2950
01:45:07,850 --> 01:45:08,560
go down.

2951
01:45:09,680 --> 01:45:10,400
I will ya.

2952
01:45:14,300 --> 01:45:15,860
The thing with the petrol...

2953
01:45:15,860 --> 01:45:17,060
The police stations is...

2954
01:45:17,060 --> 01:45:19,170
If you make the fucking fire

2955
01:45:19,170 --> 01:45:21,060
ladder go down...

2956
01:45:21,060 --> 01:45:22,280
You can use that to escape any

2957
01:45:22,280 --> 01:45:23,060
onslaught...

2958
01:45:23,720 --> 01:45:25,060
That you might encounter...

2959
01:45:25,060 --> 01:45:27,520
With zombies and such.

2960
01:45:27,520 --> 01:45:42,060
Now there's a key...

2961
01:45:42,060 --> 01:45:42,860
On the sofa.

2962
01:45:43,740 --> 01:45:45,060
Something I wanna...

2963
01:45:45,060 --> 01:45:46,830
Get my head around is a small

2964
01:45:46,830 --> 01:45:47,340
key.

2965
01:45:47,640 --> 01:45:48,900
You can use it for desks.

2966
01:45:49,260 --> 01:45:50,820
You can use it for small boxes.

2967
01:45:51,240 --> 01:45:52,070
You can use it for generally

2968
01:45:52,070 --> 01:45:53,520
anything that isn't a door.

2969
01:45:53,980 --> 01:45:54,380
Okay.

2970
01:45:59,480 --> 01:45:59,960
Now.

2971
01:46:01,580 --> 01:46:02,190
We have encountered the

2972
01:46:02,190 --> 01:46:04,460
secretary's diary A.

2973
01:46:04,780 --> 01:46:05,180
Let's...

2974
01:46:05,180 --> 01:46:06,680
It's a bit of story time guys.

2975
01:46:07,020 --> 01:46:08,190
We have a bit of story time

2976
01:46:08,190 --> 01:46:08,960
going on.

2977
01:46:09,260 --> 01:46:09,540
Okay.

2978
01:46:10,000 --> 01:46:10,740
So we'll put down the old

2979
01:46:10,740 --> 01:46:11,320
volume.

2980
01:46:11,440 --> 01:46:12,730
We'll get a bit of customised

2981
01:46:12,730 --> 01:46:13,900
volume music going.

2982
01:46:17,900 --> 01:46:18,420
Now.

2983
01:46:20,500 --> 01:46:22,220
I accidentally moved...

2984
01:46:22,220 --> 01:46:23,800
One of the stone statues.

2985
01:46:23,800 --> 01:46:25,080
On the second floor.

2986
01:46:26,200 --> 01:46:27,580
When I leaned against it.

2987
01:46:28,720 --> 01:46:30,230
When the chief found out about

2988
01:46:30,230 --> 01:46:30,800
it.

2989
01:46:31,200 --> 01:46:32,640
He was fucking furious.

2990
01:46:33,780 --> 01:46:34,820
I swear the guy nearly bit the

2991
01:46:34,820 --> 01:46:35,980
head off me.

2992
01:46:36,620 --> 01:46:37,600
Screaming at me like.

2993
01:46:38,180 --> 01:46:39,230
Never to touch the fucking

2994
01:46:39,230 --> 01:46:40,320
statue again.

2995
01:46:41,340 --> 01:46:42,520
If it's so important.

2996
01:46:43,700 --> 01:46:44,260
Then maybe he shouldn't have

2997
01:46:44,260 --> 01:46:46,010
fucking put the statue out in

2998
01:46:46,010 --> 01:46:47,420
the open like that.

2999
01:46:48,980 --> 01:46:50,750
I heard that all the art pieces

3000
01:46:50,750 --> 01:46:52,440
from the chief's collection are

3001
01:46:52,440 --> 01:46:53,300
rare items.

3002
01:46:53,500 --> 01:46:53,900
Yeah.

3003
01:46:55,040 --> 01:46:55,920
Literally worth hundreds of

3004
01:46:55,920 --> 01:46:57,720
thousands of dollars.

3005
01:46:59,140 --> 01:46:59,460
Now.

3006
01:47:00,260 --> 01:47:01,460
I don't know which is the

3007
01:47:01,460 --> 01:47:02,880
fucking bigger mystery.

3008
01:47:04,040 --> 01:47:04,480
Yeah.

3009
01:47:04,480 --> 01:47:06,020
Where he finds those tacky

3010
01:47:06,020 --> 01:47:06,680
things.

3011
01:47:07,220 --> 01:47:08,500
Heshtim Blumenthal.

3012
01:47:09,260 --> 01:47:09,800
Thank you.

3013
01:47:11,160 --> 01:47:12,720
Or where he's getting the

3014
01:47:12,720 --> 01:47:14,490
fucking money from to pay for

3015
01:47:14,490 --> 01:47:15,400
the kilts.

3016
01:47:20,440 --> 01:47:21,440
May 10th.

3017
01:47:21,440 --> 01:47:24,340
I wasn't fucking surprised to

3018
01:47:24,340 --> 01:47:26,800
see the chief come in today

3019
01:47:26,800 --> 01:47:29,540
with yet another large picture

3020
01:47:29,540 --> 01:47:30,520
frame.

3021
01:47:31,220 --> 01:47:32,460
In his hands.

3022
01:47:34,240 --> 01:47:35,220
This time.

3023
01:47:35,640 --> 01:47:37,040
It was a really disturbing

3024
01:47:37,040 --> 01:47:37,820
painting.

3025
01:47:38,040 --> 01:47:38,260
Right.

3026
01:47:38,780 --> 01:47:39,860
I'm not going to fucking.

3027
01:47:40,400 --> 01:47:41,460
Can you stick with me now.

3028
01:47:41,540 --> 01:47:42,460
It's not nice this.

3029
01:47:42,980 --> 01:47:44,020
It was disgusting.

3030
01:47:44,120 --> 01:47:45,010
The picture he put up was

3031
01:47:45,010 --> 01:47:46,020
fucking disgusting.

3032
01:47:47,520 --> 01:47:48,000
Disturbing.

3033
01:47:49,880 --> 01:47:50,960
Is what it was.

3034
01:47:52,700 --> 01:47:53,180
Now.

3035
01:47:54,260 --> 01:47:55,080
Are you listening to me.

3036
01:47:56,040 --> 01:47:56,540
It was a.

3037
01:47:56,620 --> 01:47:57,540
It was a nude.

3038
01:47:57,740 --> 01:47:58,810
It was a painting of a nude

3039
01:47:58,810 --> 01:47:59,400
person.

3040
01:48:00,360 --> 01:48:01,780
Being feckin' hanged.

3041
01:48:03,100 --> 01:48:04,160
I was appalled.

3042
01:48:04,680 --> 01:48:05,060
Okay.

3043
01:48:06,340 --> 01:48:07,380
By the expression.

3044
01:48:07,780 --> 01:48:08,900
On the chief's face.

3045
01:48:09,300 --> 01:48:10,220
As he leered in.

3046
01:48:10,320 --> 01:48:10,980
It was like this.

3047
01:48:11,080 --> 01:48:11,960
Leering into the pin.

3048
01:48:29,320 --> 01:48:27,240
The chief was round the last

3049
01:48:27,240 --> 01:48:31,000
day.

3050
01:48:31,900 --> 01:48:32,970
The chief was fucking round the

3051
01:48:32,970 --> 01:48:33,440
last day.

3052
01:48:33,520 --> 01:48:33,680
Okay.

3053
01:48:36,020 --> 01:48:36,740
Thanks extreme.

3054
01:48:37,660 --> 01:48:38,800
I was in his office.

3055
01:48:39,120 --> 01:48:40,460
And he had some new paintings.

3056
01:48:41,480 --> 01:48:41,800
Now.

3057
01:48:42,020 --> 01:48:42,200
I.

3058
01:48:42,300 --> 01:48:42,860
Am I weird.

3059
01:48:42,980 --> 01:48:43,320
Is this.

3060
01:48:43,380 --> 01:48:44,520
Is this weird of me now.

3061
01:48:45,240 --> 01:48:46,640
I thought I was a bit strange.

3062
01:48:46,720 --> 01:48:47,060
Or am I.

3063
01:48:47,180 --> 01:48:48,280
Am I a bit too sensitive.

3064
01:48:48,820 --> 01:48:49,000
Yeah.

3065
01:48:49,080 --> 01:48:49,800
Let me tell you what the

3066
01:48:49,800 --> 01:48:50,380
painting was.

3067
01:48:51,960 --> 01:48:52,620
It was a.

3068
01:48:52,720 --> 01:48:53,880
There was a naked fella.

3069
01:48:54,200 --> 01:48:55,180
On the fucking painting.

3070
01:48:55,980 --> 01:48:56,340
Disturbing.

3071
01:48:57,340 --> 01:48:58,800
And he was being hanged.

3072
01:49:00,240 --> 01:49:00,760
And I.

3073
01:49:00,760 --> 01:49:00,920
I.

3074
01:49:00,920 --> 01:49:02,200
I would be like.

3075
01:49:02,340 --> 01:49:02,780
Fair enough.

3076
01:49:02,960 --> 01:49:03,200
Okay.

3077
01:49:03,280 --> 01:49:03,920
It's renaissance.

3078
01:49:04,560 --> 01:49:05,240
It's something.

3079
01:49:05,240 --> 01:49:06,080
That was done.

3080
01:49:06,500 --> 01:49:07,620
They used to paint naked people.

3081
01:49:07,820 --> 01:49:08,260
Back in the day.

3082
01:49:08,560 --> 01:49:09,610
Father Jack was in there as

3083
01:49:09,610 --> 01:49:10,080
well.

3084
01:49:10,180 --> 01:49:10,840
Thank you very much.

3085
01:49:11,580 --> 01:49:12,060
But am I.

3086
01:49:13,000 --> 01:49:13,400
It.

3087
01:49:13,540 --> 01:49:14,280
It wasn't.

3088
01:49:14,340 --> 01:49:15,160
It wasn't the painting.

3089
01:49:15,280 --> 01:49:15,480
Right.

3090
01:49:15,600 --> 01:49:16,940
It wasn't the fucking painting.

3091
01:49:17,080 --> 01:49:18,180
That got my goat.

3092
01:49:19,100 --> 01:49:20,060
It was the way.

3093
01:49:22,140 --> 01:49:23,140
It was the expression.

3094
01:49:23,140 --> 01:49:24,180
On the chief's face.

3095
01:49:25,180 --> 01:49:26,340
And he was leering in.

3096
01:49:26,400 --> 01:49:26,760
It was like.

3097
01:49:26,920 --> 01:49:27,640
It was like this.

3098
01:49:36,040 --> 01:49:37,400
And he had his knob out.

3099
01:49:37,880 --> 01:49:38,600
And he's like this.

3100
01:49:38,600 --> 01:49:44,800
Sure I'm the secretary.

3101
01:49:45,000 --> 01:49:45,120
And he.

3102
01:49:45,240 --> 01:49:45,580
He was.

3103
01:49:45,680 --> 01:49:46,600
That's what he was doing.

3104
01:49:46,800 --> 01:49:47,360
And I was.

3105
01:49:48,780 --> 01:49:49,340
You know.

3106
01:49:49,840 --> 01:49:51,160
I had to go to HR.

3107
01:49:52,000 --> 01:49:53,380
Why anyone would consider.

3108
01:49:53,380 --> 01:49:54,200
Something like that.

3109
01:49:54,300 --> 01:49:55,020
To be a work of art.

3110
01:49:55,140 --> 01:49:56,460
Is fucking beyond me.

3111
01:49:59,420 --> 01:50:00,120
Nose hairs.

3112
01:50:00,360 --> 01:50:00,620
Yeah.

3113
01:50:00,760 --> 01:50:01,020
Alright.

3114
01:50:01,180 --> 01:50:02,280
I'll sort that out man.

3115
01:50:04,240 --> 01:50:05,120
It's not easy.

3116
01:50:06,540 --> 01:50:07,260
It's a fuck.

3117
01:50:07,460 --> 01:50:07,700
Look.

3118
01:50:07,780 --> 01:50:08,320
It's a problem.

3119
01:50:08,480 --> 01:50:09,340
We're looking into it.

3120
01:50:09,680 --> 01:50:10,000
Okay.

3121
01:50:11,800 --> 01:50:12,660
We'll save it.

3122
01:50:13,040 --> 01:50:14,180
We might as well save it.

3123
01:50:15,060 --> 01:50:16,480
We've been given an ink ribbon.

3124
01:50:17,180 --> 01:50:17,800
It's safe.

3125
01:50:17,920 --> 01:50:18,960
The ink ribbon is safe.

3126
01:50:19,560 --> 01:50:21,000
The progress will be saved.

3127
01:50:32,720 --> 01:50:33,160
Now.

3128
01:50:34,040 --> 01:50:34,680
Dark room.

3129
01:50:35,420 --> 01:50:36,240
Overwrite this.

3130
01:50:36,660 --> 01:50:36,940
Yes.

3131
01:50:38,360 --> 01:50:43,210
Typewriters are great

3132
01:50:43,210 --> 01:50:44,800
instruments.

3133
01:50:45,040 --> 01:50:46,060
I'm Sean Gallagher.

3134
01:50:46,060 --> 01:50:47,540
And I approve this message.

3135
01:50:47,540 --> 01:50:47,560
I approve this message.

3136
01:51:05,560 --> 01:51:07,450
What should I use the small key

3137
01:51:07,450 --> 01:51:07,920
for?

3138
01:51:11,020 --> 01:51:13,830
The heating isn't on, Mr. Motonator,

3139
01:51:13,830 --> 01:51:14,220
no.

3140
01:51:22,500 --> 01:51:23,700
The press.

3141
01:51:24,000 --> 01:51:25,950
Go back and get the handgun yoke

3142
01:51:25,950 --> 01:51:27,320
from the press.

3143
01:51:28,400 --> 01:51:28,900
I will, yeah.

3144
01:51:30,360 --> 01:51:31,520
Key to the Mercedes.

3145
01:51:32,660 --> 01:51:34,040
Key will get you the ride.

3146
01:51:35,300 --> 01:51:36,700
For a bump or schnachter.

3147
01:51:38,900 --> 01:51:40,480
Look, there's many uses for the

3148
01:51:40,480 --> 01:51:42,800
key, but I want the game uses.

3149
01:51:46,720 --> 01:51:47,160
Now.

3150
01:51:48,920 --> 01:51:50,360
A small lock.

3151
01:51:50,680 --> 01:51:51,720
Shall I go back to the fucking

3152
01:51:51,720 --> 01:51:53,340
room and get the handgun yoke?

3153
01:51:54,760 --> 01:51:55,780
Do you need the small key for

3154
01:51:55,780 --> 01:51:57,400
that, Andrew?

3155
01:52:01,840 --> 01:52:02,580
Maybe you do.

3156
01:52:05,040 --> 01:52:05,540
Okay.

3157
01:52:05,540 --> 01:52:05,540
Okay.

3158
01:52:05,540 --> 01:52:05,540
Okay.

3159
01:52:05,540 --> 01:52:05,540
Okay.

3160
01:52:05,540 --> 01:52:06,680
Let's do it.

3161
01:52:06,680 --> 01:52:07,800
Let's fucking do it, man.

3162
01:52:07,800 --> 01:52:15,190
I'm going to go through this

3163
01:52:15,190 --> 01:52:22,920
and go back to the press where

3164
01:52:22,920 --> 01:52:25,580
we met.

3165
01:52:25,580 --> 01:52:26,260
Claire.

3166
01:52:26,260 --> 01:52:27,800
Thanks very much, Shane Berg,

3167
01:52:27,800 --> 01:52:28,800
for that one euro.

3168
01:52:29,120 --> 01:52:29,760
You're a fucking man of

3169
01:52:29,760 --> 01:52:30,420
substance.

3170
01:52:30,600 --> 01:52:31,440
And I appreciate it.

3171
01:52:32,460 --> 01:52:32,840
Okay?

3172
01:52:33,060 --> 01:52:33,960
I appreciate it.

3173
01:52:36,460 --> 01:52:36,490
We're going to head back to the

3174
01:52:36,490 --> 01:52:38,920
press in the room where we met

3175
01:52:38,920 --> 01:52:39,940
Claire.

3176
01:52:40,780 --> 01:52:43,280
Claire is the sister of Chris.

3177
01:52:43,280 --> 01:52:46,220
And Chris was involved in the

3178
01:52:46,220 --> 01:52:49,170
explosion up in Allergan out

3179
01:52:49,170 --> 01:52:50,840
the last day.

3180
01:52:51,880 --> 01:52:52,940
So we don't know what's going

3181
01:52:52,940 --> 01:52:53,440
on.

3182
01:52:53,560 --> 01:52:54,820
I think he's headed off to

3183
01:52:54,820 --> 01:52:56,820
Europe or something of that ilk.

3184
01:52:57,280 --> 01:53:05,980
Kurt Cobain, thank you very

3185
01:53:05,980 --> 01:53:08,560
much.

3186
01:53:12,560 --> 01:53:13,320
It's a Remington.

3187
01:53:18,040 --> 01:53:19,390
That's funny now, because Kurt

3188
01:53:19,390 --> 01:53:20,490
Cobain said that's a class

3189
01:53:20,490 --> 01:53:21,620
shotgun you have there.

3190
01:53:23,700 --> 01:53:25,280
Which is, uh...

3191
01:53:26,280 --> 01:53:27,220
You know, that's...

3192
01:53:27,220 --> 01:53:28,620
Should I use the small key here?

3193
01:53:29,460 --> 01:53:30,870
Or should I fucking wait until

3194
01:53:30,870 --> 01:53:33,020
the police room where I might

3195
01:53:33,020 --> 01:53:34,820
Claire use it there?

3196
01:53:34,880 --> 01:53:35,020
Okay.

3197
01:53:36,500 --> 01:53:37,140
What'd you get?

3198
01:53:37,800 --> 01:53:38,520
Oh, is this the part for the

3199
01:53:38,520 --> 01:53:39,160
handgun?

3200
01:53:40,340 --> 01:53:41,240
Fucking great, man.

3201
01:53:41,540 --> 01:53:42,260
Fucking love it.

3202
01:53:42,480 --> 01:53:43,060
Love that part.

3203
01:53:43,580 --> 01:53:43,760
Hey.

3204
01:53:44,320 --> 01:53:45,360
Fucking love that part.

3205
01:53:45,900 --> 01:53:46,860
Oh, I love that part.

3206
01:53:46,920 --> 01:53:47,140
Yeah.

3207
01:53:47,800 --> 01:53:48,250
It's the only part you can get

3208
01:53:48,250 --> 01:53:49,140
for, like...

3209
01:53:56,420 --> 01:53:58,220
Ba-bap. Ba-bap.

3210
01:53:59,020 --> 01:54:00,560
Now we combine that with that

3211
01:54:00,560 --> 01:54:02,140
and we get a nasty little toy.

3212
01:54:03,320 --> 01:54:05,180
A real nasty little toy.

3213
01:54:05,580 --> 01:54:07,000
Fires three bullets at a time.

3214
01:54:11,140 --> 01:54:10,500
I'm just trying to get rid of

3215
01:54:10,500 --> 01:54:13,460
the nose hair there.

3216
01:54:13,960 --> 01:54:15,460
So the Mortinator doesn't get

3217
01:54:15,460 --> 01:54:15,900
me.

3218
01:54:18,560 --> 01:54:19,760
That's for you, Morton.

3219
01:54:20,440 --> 01:54:21,320
You prick.

3220
01:54:26,020 --> 01:54:27,340
Back to the press.

3221
01:54:27,580 --> 01:54:28,790
Should we go back to the press

3222
01:54:28,790 --> 01:54:30,120
with Claire and Chris?

3223
01:54:34,720 --> 01:54:35,740
Thanks, Allergan.

3224
01:54:43,640 --> 01:54:45,180
You're overdoing it, man.

3225
01:54:50,980 --> 01:54:49,580
But I want to tell you

3226
01:54:49,580 --> 01:54:52,340
something.

3227
01:54:53,120 --> 01:54:54,370
I'd never anticipated such

3228
01:54:54,370 --> 01:54:55,300
support.

3229
01:54:55,620 --> 01:54:58,000
For a game.

3230
01:54:59,800 --> 01:55:01,500
Merry Christmas, David Patterson.

3231
01:55:04,160 --> 01:55:04,600
Now.

3232
01:55:05,740 --> 01:55:07,540
Is there anything I need to get

3233
01:55:07,540 --> 01:55:08,540
in this room?

3234
01:55:08,740 --> 01:55:09,640
We checked the press here

3235
01:55:09,640 --> 01:55:10,520
before, didn't we?

3236
01:55:10,780 --> 01:55:11,540
There's nothing in it.

3237
01:55:15,620 --> 01:55:16,420
Rookie's desk.

3238
01:55:16,420 --> 01:55:16,860
Right.

3239
01:55:16,860 --> 01:55:16,860
Right.

3240
01:55:16,860 --> 01:55:22,800
We'll fuck off, Bexle.

3241
01:55:22,800 --> 01:55:22,960
Right.

3242
01:55:22,960 --> 01:55:35,960
We'll fuck off, Bexle.

3243
01:55:41,960 --> 01:55:42,580
That's a wish.

3244
01:55:42,580 --> 01:55:44,010
That was a fucking wish time in

3245
01:55:44,010 --> 01:55:44,720
that gaff.

3246
01:55:47,840 --> 01:55:48,880
Thank you, Mortinator.

3247
01:55:49,300 --> 01:55:50,700
I didn't take any of those

3248
01:55:50,700 --> 01:55:52,720
comments to heart about the

3249
01:55:52,720 --> 01:55:54,410
nose, but you said that that's

3250
01:55:54,410 --> 01:55:55,460
for the nose trimmer.

3251
01:55:55,840 --> 01:55:57,090
I'll put that towards the nose

3252
01:55:57,090 --> 01:55:57,600
trimmer.

3253
01:56:01,020 --> 01:56:02,020
It's funny, isn't it?

3254
01:56:02,020 --> 01:56:03,270
You don't really notice these

3255
01:56:03,270 --> 01:56:04,760
things about your fucking face.

3256
01:56:06,620 --> 01:56:07,780
Until it's too late.

3257
01:56:07,780 --> 01:56:07,780
Until it's too late.

3258
01:56:21,000 --> 01:56:22,680
Allergan PR stream.

3259
01:56:22,880 --> 01:56:23,300
Thank you.

3260
01:56:23,660 --> 01:56:24,280
PR office.

3261
01:56:24,440 --> 01:56:24,960
Loving the stream.

3262
01:56:25,440 --> 01:56:26,420
Kirk Cobain said that's a nice

3263
01:56:26,420 --> 01:56:26,840
shotgun.

3264
01:56:27,140 --> 01:56:28,920
And I thought to myself that

3265
01:56:28,920 --> 01:56:31,180
the Remington is the gun, the

3266
01:56:31,180 --> 01:56:33,260
shotgun that you have in the

3267
01:56:33,260 --> 01:56:34,000
game.

3268
01:56:34,640 --> 01:56:35,530
And I know from seeing a

3269
01:56:35,530 --> 01:56:37,630
fucking, I don't know whether

3270
01:56:37,630 --> 01:56:39,480
it was a Wikipedia or was it a

3271
01:56:39,480 --> 01:56:41,660
Benjamin Netanyahu authorised

3272
01:56:41,660 --> 01:56:44,000
biography about Kirk Cobain.

3273
01:56:44,420 --> 01:56:45,400
Thank you very much.

3274
01:56:46,780 --> 01:56:48,850
But it said that Kirk Cobain

3275
01:56:48,850 --> 01:56:51,280
used a Remington on himself.

3276
01:56:52,460 --> 01:56:53,450
And this was before I'd even

3277
01:56:53,450 --> 01:56:55,480
played Resident Evil.

3278
01:56:56,620 --> 01:56:58,370
So I, uh, I thought, is that

3279
01:56:58,370 --> 01:57:01,740
the fucking hairdryer, like?

3280
01:57:02,840 --> 01:57:04,120
I said, no, it's a shotgun.

3281
01:57:04,680 --> 01:57:06,040
It's a fucking gun manufacturer

3282
01:57:06,040 --> 01:57:07,080
in the States.

3283
01:57:07,700 --> 01:57:08,870
They make shotties and fucking

3284
01:57:08,870 --> 01:57:09,600
pistols.

3285
01:57:10,520 --> 01:57:11,900
It's not all Berettas.

3286
01:57:12,620 --> 01:57:14,960
Which are an Italian brand of

3287
01:57:14,960 --> 01:57:15,900
pistol.

3288
01:57:25,980 --> 01:57:26,580
Wow.

3289
01:57:27,200 --> 01:57:27,740
Yes.

3290
01:57:28,760 --> 01:57:29,460
Three time.

3291
01:57:29,640 --> 01:57:30,920
This is the bullet kit.

3292
01:57:31,400 --> 01:57:32,470
This is the Andrew Keneally

3293
01:57:32,470 --> 01:57:33,220
special.

3294
01:57:33,220 --> 01:57:38,640
Who is a PlayStation PS1 ninja.

3295
01:57:39,640 --> 01:57:40,720
It would seem.

3296
01:57:40,720 --> 01:57:44,850
Not enough to put the cunt down,

3297
01:57:44,850 --> 01:57:46,180
though.

3298
01:57:47,600 --> 01:57:48,020
I had to put him to sleep with

3299
01:57:48,020 --> 01:57:49,520
some extra cheese.

3300
01:57:50,960 --> 01:57:51,800
I had to give the fucker an

3301
01:57:51,800 --> 01:57:53,940
extra slice of cheese.

3302
01:57:54,680 --> 01:57:55,000
Hey.

3303
01:57:55,480 --> 01:57:56,840
There's some fucker on fire

3304
01:57:56,840 --> 01:57:57,440
here.

3305
01:57:58,120 --> 01:57:59,160
What a daft prick.

3306
01:58:02,480 --> 01:58:02,880
I'm gonna give him an extra bit

3307
01:58:02,880 --> 01:58:04,560
of cheese.

3308
01:58:05,560 --> 01:58:06,980
Flame grilled whopper.

3309
01:58:09,080 --> 01:58:11,040
Give him the old fucking IT Carlow

3310
01:58:11,040 --> 01:58:12,120
special, man.

3311
01:58:14,040 --> 01:58:14,510
Prick doesn't know what's in

3312
01:58:14,510 --> 01:58:16,300
store for him, hey.

3313
01:58:28,820 --> 01:58:29,980
Thank you, young Jake.

3314
01:58:30,220 --> 01:58:31,480
You're a man of substance.

3315
01:58:33,960 --> 01:58:35,280
You're a man of passion.

3316
01:58:38,920 --> 01:58:40,500
You're a man of taste.

3317
01:58:48,500 --> 01:58:45,820
Now, the cannabis herb, the CBD

3318
01:58:45,820 --> 01:58:50,760
herb will help you against back

3319
01:58:50,760 --> 01:58:54,460
pain, rheumatism.

3320
01:58:54,920 --> 01:58:56,230
There's a few rumours that it

3321
01:58:56,230 --> 01:58:57,740
does wonders for rheumatism.

3322
01:58:58,180 --> 01:58:59,320
Did you hear any of that?

3323
01:58:59,820 --> 01:58:59,880
Or a...

3324
01:58:59,880 --> 01:59:01,340
Or was it bollocks?

3325
01:59:17,880 --> 01:59:19,640
Cannabis herb?

3326
01:59:19,640 --> 01:59:20,460
Cannabis herb?

3327
01:59:25,460 --> 01:59:26,420
Cannabis herb?

3328
01:59:29,840 --> 01:59:31,520
Thanks very much, owl lad.

3329
01:59:31,940 --> 01:59:32,620
Five euro.

3330
01:59:32,740 --> 01:59:33,740
That's very kind of you.

3331
01:59:35,340 --> 01:59:36,300
Howie Francis, can you say I've

3332
01:59:36,300 --> 01:59:37,840
stolen your money?

3333
01:59:38,400 --> 01:59:39,000
Yeah, I can.

3334
01:59:40,520 --> 01:59:42,100
I've stolen your money.

3335
01:59:49,160 --> 01:59:51,040
Nissan Skyline, thank you.

3336
01:59:51,580 --> 01:59:53,580
That's a kind little taste.

3337
01:59:55,240 --> 01:59:57,000
It's such a nice taste, Nissan.

3338
01:59:57,560 --> 01:59:58,960
It's such a nice taste.

3339
01:59:59,380 --> 01:59:59,980
Thank you.

3340
02:00:01,600 --> 02:00:02,660
Look at this lad.

3341
02:00:02,840 --> 02:00:04,240
Panned out on the ground after

3342
02:00:04,240 --> 02:00:06,220
a heavy night's fucking riffing.

3343
02:00:08,740 --> 02:00:09,800
You might get a bit of herb

3344
02:00:09,800 --> 02:00:10,880
into us.

3345
02:00:11,240 --> 02:00:12,570
And make sure that we're

3346
02:00:12,570 --> 02:00:14,080
fucking well lit.

3347
02:00:14,720 --> 02:00:15,140
Okay.

3348
02:00:15,840 --> 02:00:16,590
I wonder can you keep taking

3349
02:00:16,590 --> 02:00:18,040
herbs even if you don't need

3350
02:00:18,040 --> 02:00:18,560
them.

3351
02:00:19,360 --> 02:00:20,360
That'd be a fucking...

3352
02:00:21,360 --> 02:00:23,240
That'd be a real bollocks of a

3353
02:00:23,240 --> 02:00:24,740
situation.

3354
02:00:25,800 --> 02:00:27,660
A heart is etched under the keyhole.

3355
02:00:32,780 --> 02:00:33,020
Any chance of doing Scenario B,

3356
02:00:33,020 --> 02:00:35,480
says Skyline.

3357
02:00:36,320 --> 02:00:37,760
Once I've done this, I'll...

3358
02:00:37,760 --> 02:00:38,960
I'll get that out of the way,

3359
02:00:38,960 --> 02:00:39,460
so yeah.

3360
02:00:40,800 --> 02:00:41,520
This might...

3361
02:00:41,520 --> 02:00:42,430
I might have this wrapped up

3362
02:00:42,430 --> 02:00:43,360
today, because...

3363
02:00:44,500 --> 02:00:45,380
Actually, I don't know.

3364
02:00:45,500 --> 02:00:46,280
I'm taking a...

3365
02:00:46,280 --> 02:00:47,020
I'm taking a while.

3366
02:00:48,620 --> 02:00:49,240
Look at this.

3367
02:00:49,320 --> 02:00:50,300
Look at the camera angles.

3368
02:00:50,440 --> 02:00:51,270
They had to make do with this

3369
02:00:51,270 --> 02:00:51,620
shit.

3370
02:00:51,960 --> 02:00:54,180
We couldn't go like a full...

3371
02:00:54,180 --> 02:00:55,290
You couldn't do a full 3D

3372
02:00:55,290 --> 02:00:56,220
scenario...

3373
02:00:57,160 --> 02:00:58,080
Back in 98.

3374
02:00:58,720 --> 02:00:59,290
You could've done, but the

3375
02:00:59,290 --> 02:01:00,780
graphics would've suffered.

3376
02:01:01,160 --> 02:01:02,220
So what you've got here is...

3377
02:01:02,880 --> 02:01:05,260
Impressive directorial maneuvers.

3378
02:01:05,920 --> 02:01:06,800
Japanese style.

3379
02:01:08,080 --> 02:01:08,610
I'm running out of fucking

3380
02:01:08,610 --> 02:01:09,880
bullets, man.

3381
02:01:15,840 --> 02:01:17,440
Thanks for the tip, Skyline.

3382
02:01:17,800 --> 02:01:19,180
I'll buy a car with that.

3383
02:01:20,680 --> 02:01:21,490
Combine the green herbs to get

3384
02:01:21,490 --> 02:01:23,300
a box of Cobra Toxin.

3385
02:01:24,440 --> 02:01:25,370
Thanks very much for the tip,

3386
02:01:25,370 --> 02:01:26,820
Frankie Scholes.

3387
02:01:29,140 --> 02:01:29,650
I mean, I do know how to do

3388
02:01:29,650 --> 02:01:30,660
that.

3389
02:01:30,720 --> 02:01:31,660
I just fucking...

3390
02:01:31,660 --> 02:01:32,620
Didn't do it.

3391
02:01:34,120 --> 02:01:35,540
I'm just gonna chew on my foot.

3392
02:01:39,620 --> 02:01:40,360
Is he dead?

3393
02:01:40,360 --> 02:01:40,680
Is he...

3394
02:01:40,680 --> 02:01:41,460
No, he's gone.

3395
02:01:41,720 --> 02:01:42,320
He is now.

3396
02:01:42,500 --> 02:01:43,880
Get nice and God bless.

3397
02:01:44,240 --> 02:01:45,220
What a gobshite.

3398
02:01:51,440 --> 02:01:52,000
This...

3399
02:01:52,000 --> 02:01:53,620
These guys deserve all they get.

3400
02:01:54,120 --> 02:01:54,500
In my...

3401
02:01:54,500 --> 02:01:55,620
In my honest opinion.

3402
02:01:56,580 --> 02:01:57,620
These guys...

3403
02:01:57,620 --> 02:02:01,740
These guys are...

3404
02:02:01,740 --> 02:02:03,800
These guys are fucking wankers.

3405
02:02:04,580 --> 02:02:05,580
Look at this wanker.

3406
02:02:09,460 --> 02:02:10,740
I wanna tell you something.

3407
02:02:11,400 --> 02:02:13,080
These pieces of shit guards.

3408
02:02:14,080 --> 02:02:15,140
This is for McCabe.

3409
02:02:16,500 --> 02:02:18,660
Stick that up your tribunal ass.

3410
02:02:20,840 --> 02:02:22,220
You want some more, do you?

3411
02:02:23,560 --> 02:02:24,040
Fuck.

3412
02:02:28,120 --> 02:02:28,940
Oh, fuck.

3413
02:02:32,460 --> 02:02:34,000
Oh, he's alive, this cunt.

3414
02:02:37,180 --> 02:02:38,240
Head smash.

3415
02:02:38,880 --> 02:02:40,340
We need some bullets, fast.

3416
02:02:41,860 --> 02:02:44,000
We need to avenge Morris McCabe.

3417
02:02:49,080 --> 02:02:50,960
The rate I'm going...

3418
02:02:50,960 --> 02:02:52,210
I don't know if I'm gonna make

3419
02:02:52,210 --> 02:02:53,420
it out of this Garda Station

3420
02:02:53,420 --> 02:02:53,860
alive.

3421
02:02:53,860 --> 02:03:05,460
Yeah?

3422
02:03:06,240 --> 02:03:06,900
Now what?

3423
02:03:08,480 --> 02:03:09,540
What do I do, man?

3424
02:03:10,520 --> 02:03:11,380
Is there a chisht?

3425
02:03:11,780 --> 02:03:13,210
If I could get access to a chisht,

3426
02:03:13,210 --> 02:03:14,840
I'd be able to get my knife.

3427
02:03:14,840 --> 02:03:21,770
We might play the waiting game

3428
02:03:21,770 --> 02:03:27,100
with this Gabshite.

3429
02:03:32,480 --> 02:03:32,020
This guy's a piece of shit and

3430
02:03:32,020 --> 02:03:34,540
he knows it.

3431
02:03:44,540 --> 02:03:45,980
I'll tempt him over here with

3432
02:03:45,980 --> 02:03:46,940
an old biscuit.

3433
02:03:56,300 --> 02:03:56,960
Come on.

3434
02:03:58,580 --> 02:03:59,340
Come on.

3435
02:04:00,260 --> 02:04:01,260
Come over here.

3436
02:04:02,700 --> 02:04:03,900
Yeah, that's right.

3437
02:04:04,420 --> 02:04:05,300
You follow me.

3438
02:04:06,760 --> 02:04:07,640
Down here.

3439
02:04:11,540 --> 02:04:12,840
He sounds fucked.

3440
02:04:14,240 --> 02:04:17,840
A few box scenes of Cobra Toxin

3441
02:04:17,840 --> 02:04:21,170
to be had in that little safe

3442
02:04:21,170 --> 02:04:22,260
room.

3443
02:04:28,000 --> 02:04:29,860
Morris McCabe is sound.

3444
02:04:30,300 --> 02:04:30,780
Shound.

3445
02:04:31,820 --> 02:04:32,580
Thanks, Morris.

3446
02:04:33,680 --> 02:04:35,440
2236, I believe.

3447
02:04:39,280 --> 02:04:40,780
If only I could have memorized

3448
02:04:40,780 --> 02:04:42,160
stuff for the fucking leave

3449
02:04:42,160 --> 02:04:44,520
insert as handily as I did like

3450
02:04:44,520 --> 02:04:47,010
cheats and numerical codes from

3451
02:04:47,010 --> 02:04:48,280
video games.

3452
02:04:49,380 --> 02:04:50,040
I would have had the thing

3453
02:04:50,040 --> 02:04:51,460
fucking solved.

3454
02:04:55,000 --> 02:04:56,520
Will you take the map?

3455
02:04:56,840 --> 02:04:59,710
Yeah, not bad. Yeah. I got a

3456
02:04:59,710 --> 02:05:02,700
map from the fucking safe. Yeah.

3457
02:05:02,700 --> 02:05:11,020
You're overdoing it.

3458
02:05:13,920 --> 02:05:14,800
Okay, we gotta get out of here,

3459
02:05:14,800 --> 02:05:15,820
baby.

3460
02:05:16,900 --> 02:05:18,700
Last train to fucking...

3461
02:05:20,180 --> 02:05:21,620
Roscommon leaves.

3462
02:05:22,940 --> 02:05:24,180
In five minutons.

3463
02:05:27,960 --> 02:05:27,950
Resident Evil 2 is on the

3464
02:05:27,950 --> 02:05:30,760
junior cert now.

3465
02:05:31,340 --> 02:05:32,400
Chair face.

3466
02:05:32,400 --> 02:05:38,120
No, we best get these herbs

3467
02:05:38,120 --> 02:05:40,400
into us.

3468
02:05:41,700 --> 02:05:41,940
You'd want to get a bit of herb

3469
02:05:41,940 --> 02:05:43,620
into you. You're fucked.

3470
02:05:45,240 --> 02:05:46,100
You're fucked?

3471
02:05:47,040 --> 02:05:47,920
You're fucked?

3472
02:05:57,560 --> 02:05:54,080
Oh, it's a fantastic day for

3473
02:05:54,080 --> 02:06:01,080
the fucking zombies. Yeah.

3474
02:06:01,080 --> 02:06:03,270
Well, when you get the weather

3475
02:06:03,270 --> 02:06:05,000
for it, it's not bad.

3476
02:06:09,160 --> 02:06:09,520
Crows.

3477
02:06:12,300 --> 02:06:13,680
Those fucking deadly crows, man.

3478
02:06:13,920 --> 02:06:15,400
They want to fucking kill me.

3479
02:06:15,400 --> 02:06:16,680
They want to land on my head.

3480
02:06:17,780 --> 02:06:18,270
I'm not going to give them the

3481
02:06:18,270 --> 02:06:19,560
fucking pleasure.

3482
02:06:20,560 --> 02:06:21,520
Don't give those crows the

3483
02:06:21,520 --> 02:06:22,360
fucking pleasure.

3484
02:06:22,360 --> 02:06:24,680
Those crows will only fucking

3485
02:06:24,680 --> 02:06:26,500
eat you alive, man.

3486
02:06:26,660 --> 02:06:27,690
You'd want to fucking give them

3487
02:06:27,690 --> 02:06:28,200
the slip.

3488
02:06:29,560 --> 02:06:31,030
I gave those crows the slip

3489
02:06:31,030 --> 02:06:31,900
back there.

3490
02:06:31,900 --> 02:06:33,880
They're still waiting for me,

3491
02:06:33,880 --> 02:06:34,600
though.

3492
02:06:35,320 --> 02:06:36,360
The cunts.

3493
02:06:40,780 --> 02:06:42,000
The arrests are coming.

3494
02:06:42,000 --> 02:06:42,000
The arrests are coming.

3495
02:06:42,000 --> 02:06:42,000
The arrests are coming.

3496
02:06:42,000 --> 02:06:42,000
The arrests are coming.

3497
02:06:42,000 --> 02:06:42,000
The arrests are coming.

3498
02:06:42,000 --> 02:06:42,000
The arrests are coming.

3499
02:06:42,000 --> 02:06:42,000
The arrests are coming.

3500
02:06:42,000 --> 02:06:42,000
The arrests are coming.

3501
02:06:42,000 --> 02:06:42,000
The arrests are coming.

3502
02:06:42,000 --> 02:06:42,000
The arrests are coming.

3503
02:06:42,000 --> 02:06:43,000
The arrests are coming.

3504
02:06:43,000 --> 02:06:45,000
The arrests are coming.

3505
02:06:45,000 --> 02:06:46,000
The arrests are coming.

3506
02:06:46,000 --> 02:06:47,500
The arrests are coming.

3507
02:06:47,500 --> 02:06:49,000
First day on the job.

3508
02:06:49,000 --> 02:06:50,620
First day on the job.

3509
02:06:52,000 --> 02:06:52,510
A rake of goth cunts just

3510
02:06:52,510 --> 02:06:55,080
fucking swooped on me there.

3511
02:06:56,280 --> 02:06:56,920
Oh, no.

3512
02:06:57,460 --> 02:06:59,020
What these fucking...

3513
02:06:59,020 --> 02:07:02,320
Just hate them.

3514
02:07:02,820 --> 02:07:03,820
They're just scum.

3515
02:07:04,900 --> 02:07:06,280
They need to fuck off.

3516
02:07:10,380 --> 02:07:13,060
They call me zombie dodger 2236.

3517
02:07:14,060 --> 02:07:15,640
License to slash.

3518
02:07:15,640 --> 02:07:22,660
It doesn't appear to have been

3519
02:07:22,660 --> 02:07:25,020
used much.

3520
02:07:25,860 --> 02:07:26,820
Nothing special.

3521
02:07:27,780 --> 02:07:28,770
Probably hasn't been working

3522
02:07:28,770 --> 02:07:29,920
for some time.

3523
02:07:33,500 --> 02:07:33,980
Wow.

3524
02:07:34,180 --> 02:07:35,110
Looks like a fucking valve

3525
02:07:35,110 --> 02:07:35,600
handle.

3526
02:07:39,760 --> 02:07:41,620
Will you take the valve handle?

3527
02:07:42,500 --> 02:07:42,900
Yes.

3528
02:07:42,900 --> 02:07:51,420
We've got an ink ribbon, okay?

3529
02:07:52,420 --> 02:07:53,170
We're going to throw that into

3530
02:07:53,170 --> 02:07:54,850
the pile of ink ribbons we've

3531
02:07:54,850 --> 02:07:56,860
accumulated since the beginning

3532
02:07:56,860 --> 02:07:58,040
of the game.

3533
02:07:58,700 --> 02:07:59,800
And what we'll do as well is,

3534
02:07:59,800 --> 02:08:01,920
just to save the progress, we'll

3535
02:08:01,920 --> 02:08:03,750
type away using our typewriter

3536
02:08:03,750 --> 02:08:06,120
ribbon that we've just acquired.

3537
02:08:06,620 --> 02:08:08,140
That'll save our progress up

3538
02:08:08,140 --> 02:08:09,640
until this point.

3539
02:08:10,640 --> 02:08:12,010
And a lot of you kids are

3540
02:08:12,010 --> 02:08:13,880
thinking, what's he doing?

3541
02:08:13,980 --> 02:08:14,800
Why is he doing that?

3542
02:08:15,500 --> 02:08:16,390
Where sure, back in the day,

3543
02:08:16,390 --> 02:08:17,930
you had to save the game with a

3544
02:08:17,930 --> 02:08:19,620
fucking ink ribbon, okay?

3545
02:08:22,640 --> 02:08:23,500
And there's a bullets.

3546
02:08:23,760 --> 02:08:25,060
There's a ton of bullets there.

3547
02:08:25,240 --> 02:08:26,500
And I think, is there a memorandum?

3548
02:08:28,640 --> 02:08:29,540
Is that a memo?

3549
02:08:30,260 --> 02:08:31,040
Can we read it?

3550
02:08:31,400 --> 02:08:32,520
We can't read it.

3551
02:08:36,520 --> 02:08:38,440
Cheers, bonerised.

3552
02:08:44,600 --> 02:08:45,040
Fuck.

3553
02:08:46,240 --> 02:08:47,080
Close the door.

3554
02:08:47,480 --> 02:08:48,520
Close the door, rat.

3555
02:08:50,780 --> 02:08:51,220
Fuck.

3556
02:08:54,220 --> 02:08:54,110
Hard to fucking play the game

3557
02:08:54,110 --> 02:08:56,720
with the fucking shit.

3558
02:08:56,980 --> 02:08:58,100
It's very dark.

3559
02:08:59,840 --> 02:09:01,220
Thanks very much, bonerised.

3560
02:09:01,360 --> 02:09:04,000
And also, dirty shmoo.

3561
02:09:11,140 --> 02:09:12,660
Shmoo-moo land.

3562
02:09:13,520 --> 02:09:17,100
All bound for shmoo-moo land.

3563
02:09:18,100 --> 02:09:19,580
Shmoo-moo land.

3564
02:09:20,580 --> 02:09:22,320
We're going out for fucking two

3565
02:09:22,320 --> 02:09:23,920
weeks in shmoo-moo land.

3566
02:09:24,060 --> 02:09:25,320
Fucking self-cadenement.

3567
02:09:27,360 --> 02:09:28,290
Yeah, we booked it last week,

3568
02:09:28,290 --> 02:09:29,000
man.

3569
02:09:29,080 --> 02:09:29,800
Self-cadenement.

3570
02:09:29,800 --> 02:09:29,960
Yeah.

3571
02:09:30,960 --> 02:09:32,960
Two weeks in shmoo-moo land.

3572
02:09:33,320 --> 02:09:34,760
All bound for it tomorrow.

3573
02:09:37,040 --> 02:09:38,800
Now, you're going to get to

3574
02:09:38,800 --> 02:09:40,500
hear an iconic sound of the

3575
02:09:40,500 --> 02:09:41,180
game.

3576
02:09:41,280 --> 02:09:42,220
Resident Evil Cannon.

3577
02:09:43,160 --> 02:09:44,440
What a sound it was.

3578
02:09:45,020 --> 02:09:46,140
And I'd like to, I'd wonder who

3579
02:09:46,140 --> 02:09:47,860
the guy was who invented it.

3580
02:09:48,920 --> 02:09:49,820
Yamamoto, was it?

3581
02:09:52,000 --> 02:09:53,500
Fucking Hideo Kojima.

3582
02:09:56,460 --> 02:09:56,900
Tanganaki.

3583
02:09:59,300 --> 02:09:59,700
Anyway.

3584
02:10:01,460 --> 02:10:01,660
What they do is, they get you

3585
02:10:01,660 --> 02:10:03,460
to put the valve handle onto

3586
02:10:03,460 --> 02:10:05,720
the fucking valve and twist it.

3587
02:10:06,080 --> 02:10:07,160
And then, wait till you hear

3588
02:10:07,160 --> 02:10:07,860
the sound.

3589
02:10:08,580 --> 02:10:08,980
It goes.

3590
02:10:13,840 --> 02:10:14,660
More like this.

3591
02:10:24,980 --> 02:10:26,360
Will you use the valve handle?

3592
02:10:26,440 --> 02:10:26,680
Yes.

3593
02:10:26,680 --> 02:10:41,740
I know the lad.

3594
02:10:41,900 --> 02:10:43,340
The lad who designed the sound

3595
02:10:43,340 --> 02:10:45,060
was Yashimitsu from Tekken.

3596
02:10:45,540 --> 02:10:46,610
He was doing a bit of side

3597
02:10:46,610 --> 02:10:47,220
hustle.

3598
02:10:47,400 --> 02:10:48,610
Making the, developing the

3599
02:10:48,610 --> 02:10:49,120
games.

3600
02:10:49,120 --> 02:11:01,080
Da-da-da.

3601
02:11:01,580 --> 02:11:02,500
Da-da-da.

3602
02:11:03,660 --> 02:11:04,460
Scaraba.

3603
02:11:04,460 --> 02:11:09,080
Do you want to take the hand

3604
02:11:09,080 --> 02:11:11,440
bungalow?

3605
02:11:11,500 --> 02:11:12,760
It's out the, out the truck.

3606
02:11:13,120 --> 02:11:16,370
Ah, that, that helicopter's a

3607
02:11:16,370 --> 02:11:20,190
complete, that helicopter's a

3608
02:11:20,190 --> 02:11:21,640
complete wreck.

3609
02:11:22,120 --> 02:11:23,190
They'd want to come and scoop

3610
02:11:23,190 --> 02:11:23,680
it up.

3611
02:11:24,620 --> 02:11:25,360
The council are taking their

3612
02:11:25,360 --> 02:11:27,130
time scooping up that fucking

3613
02:11:27,130 --> 02:11:29,030
helicopter that landed on the,

3614
02:11:29,030 --> 02:11:30,440
on top of the garden station.

3615
02:11:30,860 --> 02:11:31,670
Did you see the helicopter that

3616
02:11:31,670 --> 02:11:32,710
landed on top of the garden

3617
02:11:32,710 --> 02:11:33,280
station?

3618
02:11:33,340 --> 02:11:33,780
Yeah.

3619
02:11:37,440 --> 02:11:38,840
I had to walk away from it.

3620
02:11:39,080 --> 02:11:40,380
I had to walk away from it.

3621
02:11:41,060 --> 02:11:42,380
The inside politics of that

3622
02:11:42,380 --> 02:11:44,630
fucking Garda station drove me

3623
02:11:44,630 --> 02:11:45,300
wild.

3624
02:11:45,380 --> 02:11:46,500
I had to walk away from it.

3625
02:11:51,000 --> 02:11:51,860
Fucking crows.

3626
02:11:52,240 --> 02:11:53,560
The crows are out again.

3627
02:11:55,620 --> 02:11:57,030
Aye, the crows are out in full

3628
02:11:57,030 --> 02:11:57,580
force.

3629
02:11:58,440 --> 02:11:59,340
Were you, were you with them?

3630
02:12:12,200 --> 02:12:10,630
Now, we've, we've doused the

3631
02:12:10,630 --> 02:12:14,420
flames.

3632
02:12:15,180 --> 02:12:16,580
The flames have been doused.

3633
02:12:17,140 --> 02:12:19,600
And we will enter the sacred

3634
02:12:19,600 --> 02:12:22,560
room where the painting was.

3635
02:12:22,560 --> 02:12:24,260
Which the secretary said that

3636
02:12:24,260 --> 02:12:26,000
she saw the, the police chief.

3637
02:12:28,640 --> 02:12:31,040
Uh, ah, here.

3638
02:12:31,180 --> 02:12:32,200
And here I thought Francis

3639
02:12:32,200 --> 02:12:33,520
wouldn't be as funny outside an

3640
02:12:33,520 --> 02:12:34,340
edited video.

3641
02:12:35,200 --> 02:12:37,320
Well, depending on who, who.

3642
02:12:38,000 --> 02:12:39,720
I, I don't think it's that good.

3643
02:12:40,000 --> 02:12:40,960
I'm trying my best.

3644
02:12:41,740 --> 02:12:43,160
Like, I love the edited videos.

3645
02:12:43,280 --> 02:12:43,840
They're sweet.

3646
02:12:44,240 --> 02:12:45,240
They really are sweet.

3647
02:12:45,980 --> 02:12:47,040
But I had to fucking walk away

3648
02:12:47,040 --> 02:12:47,800
from them.

3649
02:12:48,280 --> 02:12:49,120
The inside politics of the

3650
02:12:49,120 --> 02:12:50,720
edited videos would drive you

3651
02:12:50,720 --> 02:12:51,660
fucking mental.

3652
02:12:51,660 --> 02:12:53,240
I had to walk away from them.

3653
02:13:01,140 --> 02:13:02,440
Will you take the ink ribbon?

3654
02:13:02,780 --> 02:13:03,040
Yes.

3655
02:13:03,560 --> 02:13:05,040
In fact, do you know what?

3656
02:13:05,200 --> 02:13:06,320
I will take the ink ribbon.

3657
02:13:07,020 --> 02:13:07,580
Thank you.

3658
02:13:08,220 --> 02:13:08,900
And you gotta put one of the

3659
02:13:08,900 --> 02:13:10,580
jewels inside the hearts of the

3660
02:13:10,580 --> 02:13:11,160
maidens.

3661
02:13:11,880 --> 02:13:13,150
You can't carry any more keys,

3662
02:13:13,150 --> 02:13:13,960
you jerk.

3663
02:13:14,740 --> 02:13:15,660
So what we gotta do is...

3664
02:13:17,120 --> 02:13:18,540
It's a, she has a hole in her

3665
02:13:18,540 --> 02:13:20,340
chest about the size of a fish.

3666
02:13:23,280 --> 02:13:24,640
A woman relief.

3667
02:13:26,000 --> 02:13:26,520
Hey.

3668
02:13:27,640 --> 02:13:28,280
Wouldn't mind an old bit of

3669
02:13:28,280 --> 02:13:30,000
fucking woman relief.

3670
02:13:30,120 --> 02:13:30,300
Hey.

3671
02:13:30,540 --> 02:13:31,160
Uptown.

3672
02:13:31,260 --> 02:13:31,700
Later on.

3673
02:13:37,240 --> 02:13:37,760
Hey.

3674
02:13:37,980 --> 02:13:39,210
I wouldn't mind a bit of

3675
02:13:39,210 --> 02:13:40,400
fucking woman relief.

3676
02:13:41,900 --> 02:13:42,260
Hey.

3677
02:13:43,640 --> 02:13:45,700
And, uh, so what you do is...

3678
02:13:45,700 --> 02:13:47,320
The woman has a hole in her

3679
02:13:47,320 --> 02:13:49,050
heart about the size of an old

3680
02:13:49,050 --> 02:13:49,640
fish.

3681
02:13:51,300 --> 02:13:52,150
And you're gonna have to

3682
02:13:52,150 --> 02:13:52,880
fucking...

3683
02:13:52,880 --> 02:13:54,720
Jam...

3684
02:13:54,720 --> 02:13:56,880
Jam an old fucking jewel into

3685
02:13:56,880 --> 02:13:57,460
her.

3686
02:14:00,100 --> 02:14:01,660
Do you know Tokyo Monaghan?

3687
02:14:05,020 --> 02:14:06,440
There's something sparkling on

3688
02:14:06,440 --> 02:14:07,660
that side of the...

3689
02:14:07,660 --> 02:14:08,160
Oh, it's the key.

3690
02:14:08,240 --> 02:14:08,420
Yeah.

3691
02:14:09,680 --> 02:14:10,860
Sure, we'll take the precinct

3692
02:14:10,860 --> 02:14:11,460
key.

3693
02:14:11,560 --> 02:14:11,840
Yeah.

3694
02:14:14,760 --> 02:14:17,140
She might answer your valve.

3695
02:14:19,440 --> 02:14:20,640
A woman relief.

3696
02:14:20,900 --> 02:14:20,920
Hey.

3697
02:14:21,240 --> 02:14:22,620
There's a hole about the size

3698
02:14:22,620 --> 02:14:23,380
of a fish.

3699
02:14:23,840 --> 02:14:25,180
In her chest.

3700
02:14:27,980 --> 02:14:28,830
Nothing useful on the shelf,

3701
02:14:28,830 --> 02:14:30,460
minister.

3702
02:14:30,460 --> 02:14:33,850
Will you take the shotgun

3703
02:14:33,850 --> 02:14:36,440
shells, yes or no?

3704
02:14:40,640 --> 02:14:40,040
Will you be supporting the

3705
02:14:40,040 --> 02:14:43,020
banks, minister?

3706
02:14:44,220 --> 02:14:44,620
Yes.

3707
02:14:44,920 --> 02:14:46,340
I will take the shells.

3708
02:14:46,780 --> 02:14:47,800
Thank you very much.

3709
02:14:51,220 --> 02:14:51,550
Lad, did you hear the fucking

3710
02:14:51,550 --> 02:14:53,380
news, man?

3711
02:14:54,380 --> 02:14:55,700
Did you hear the fucking news?

3712
02:14:55,700 --> 02:14:57,300
They're going and renaming Call

3713
02:14:57,300 --> 02:14:58,700
of Duty Blackout...

3714
02:14:59,700 --> 02:15:01,860
To fucking Call of Duty Blackout.

3715
02:15:02,840 --> 02:15:04,680
It's an unprecedented move.

3716
02:15:04,900 --> 02:15:06,330
And one which I think the game

3717
02:15:06,330 --> 02:15:08,300
creators are gonna have to...

3718
02:15:08,300 --> 02:15:08,880
Consid...

3719
02:15:08,880 --> 02:15:10,020
They're gonna have to sleep on

3720
02:15:10,020 --> 02:15:10,300
it.

3721
02:15:10,740 --> 02:15:12,040
Because they're gonna lose sail.

3722
02:15:12,700 --> 02:15:13,780
Especially...

3723
02:15:13,780 --> 02:15:14,860
Sales coming up to Christmas.

3724
02:15:21,940 --> 02:15:22,940
Now...

3725
02:15:22,940 --> 02:15:24,420
Let's...

3726
02:15:24,420 --> 02:15:25,660
Get out of this hole.

3727
02:15:26,540 --> 02:15:27,940
We need to find...

3728
02:15:27,940 --> 02:15:30,120
The jewel in the crown.

3729
02:15:30,420 --> 02:15:30,740
Okay?

3730
02:15:36,200 --> 02:15:37,460
Look out, Royale!

3731
02:15:38,400 --> 02:15:38,800
Woo!

3732
02:15:45,580 --> 02:15:46,500
I'm starving.

3733
02:15:47,780 --> 02:15:48,080
Now...

3734
02:15:48,080 --> 02:15:48,560
We go...

3735
02:15:48,560 --> 02:15:50,680
We go over to the chest now.

3736
02:15:50,800 --> 02:15:52,040
We make sure that we've...

3737
02:15:52,040 --> 02:15:53,310
Placed all our things inside

3738
02:15:53,310 --> 02:15:54,340
the fucking...

3739
02:15:56,340 --> 02:15:57,340
Inside the box.

3740
02:16:07,180 --> 02:16:02,880
Put the butt plug and the

3741
02:16:02,880 --> 02:16:09,340
fucking shotgun...

3742
02:16:09,340 --> 02:16:10,700
Inside that.

3743
02:16:14,660 --> 02:16:16,110
We're flush with ribbons at the

3744
02:16:16,110 --> 02:16:16,660
moment.

3745
02:16:16,660 --> 02:16:17,970
So we might as well just save

3746
02:16:17,970 --> 02:16:18,700
the game in.

3747
02:16:24,700 --> 02:16:25,260
It is...

3748
02:16:25,260 --> 02:16:25,820
It's beach.

3749
02:16:26,120 --> 02:16:27,580
It's either beach or ash.

3750
02:16:29,080 --> 02:16:29,640
Millium.

3751
02:16:30,120 --> 02:16:30,720
Milliland.

3752
02:16:36,660 --> 02:16:37,910
Thanks very much for watching

3753
02:16:37,910 --> 02:16:39,140
this stream at the moment.

3754
02:16:39,320 --> 02:16:40,340
It's brought to you by...

3755
02:16:40,340 --> 02:16:41,200
Firelighters.

3756
02:16:42,420 --> 02:16:42,740
When I slither home after a

3757
02:16:42,740 --> 02:16:44,920
hard day out in the fields...

3758
02:16:45,600 --> 02:16:46,140
There's nothing I like more

3759
02:16:46,140 --> 02:16:46,880
than...

3760
02:16:46,880 --> 02:16:47,940
Lashing a few stickings into

3761
02:16:47,940 --> 02:16:48,920
the fireplace...

3762
02:16:49,580 --> 02:16:50,940
And setting fire to them.

3763
02:16:51,120 --> 02:16:52,090
Be careful not to burn your

3764
02:16:52,090 --> 02:16:52,980
hands like I did.

3765
02:16:53,040 --> 02:16:54,100
While I'm waiting for that baby

3766
02:16:54,100 --> 02:16:55,000
to get going...

3767
02:16:55,000 --> 02:16:56,920
I do a few rolls on the ground...

3768
02:16:56,920 --> 02:16:58,920
And a few reptilious repetitions...

3769
02:16:58,920 --> 02:17:00,680
Just to get the blood flowing.

3770
02:17:01,340 --> 02:17:02,370
Once those flames are licking

3771
02:17:02,370 --> 02:17:03,300
high...

3772
02:17:03,300 --> 02:17:04,650
It's time to shtick your coal

3773
02:17:04,650 --> 02:17:05,140
in it.

3774
02:17:06,920 --> 02:17:09,060
You can generate extra drafdage...

3775
02:17:09,060 --> 02:17:10,900
By using your gooch as a waft.

3776
02:17:11,340 --> 02:17:12,410
Now all that's left is to sit

3777
02:17:12,410 --> 02:17:13,300
back...

3778
02:17:13,300 --> 02:17:14,640
And warm your sack by the

3779
02:17:14,640 --> 02:17:15,320
flames.

3780
02:17:16,500 --> 02:17:18,420
This message was brought to you...

3781
02:17:18,420 --> 02:17:19,760
By Firelighters.

3782
02:17:20,560 --> 02:17:21,840
Call of Duty...

3783
02:17:21,840 --> 02:17:22,740
Black Gout.

3784
02:17:23,200 --> 02:17:23,920
Steve Jennings.

3785
02:17:24,320 --> 02:17:24,680
That's a...

3786
02:17:24,680 --> 02:17:25,920
It's a fucking beautiful...

3787
02:17:25,920 --> 02:17:28,080
It's a beautiful one.

3788
02:17:28,080 --> 02:17:35,380
Unibus.

3789
02:17:35,720 --> 02:17:36,780
You doing a bit of typing?

3790
02:17:37,700 --> 02:17:38,860
You doing a bit of typing?

3791
02:17:39,000 --> 02:17:39,300
Yeah?

3792
02:17:43,720 --> 02:17:44,120
Right.

3793
02:17:44,280 --> 02:17:45,220
Where do I go now?

3794
02:17:45,360 --> 02:17:46,260
I cannot...

3795
02:17:46,260 --> 02:17:47,560
I don't know where I'm going.

3796
02:17:48,960 --> 02:17:50,080
Can somebody tell me?

3797
02:17:50,440 --> 02:17:51,780
I have the fucking...

3798
02:17:51,780 --> 02:17:52,760
Where do I need to...

3799
02:17:52,760 --> 02:17:54,100
I know where I can use that key.

3800
02:17:54,320 --> 02:17:55,380
I know where I can use that key.

3801
02:17:55,540 --> 02:17:56,080
I know where...

3802
02:17:56,080 --> 02:17:56,680
It's okay.

3803
02:17:57,020 --> 02:17:57,960
I know where I'm going.

3804
02:17:58,240 --> 02:17:58,620
It's great.

3805
02:18:00,320 --> 02:18:01,580
I'm a bit fucking rusty.

3806
02:18:01,760 --> 02:18:01,920
You know?

3807
02:18:01,980 --> 02:18:03,020
It's been a few years.

3808
02:18:10,880 --> 02:18:12,620
Are you the type to go typing?

3809
02:18:12,780 --> 02:18:13,020
Yeah.

3810
02:18:13,020 --> 02:18:13,120
Yeah.

3811
02:18:19,600 --> 02:18:22,600
Don't don't don't

3812
02:18:33,600 --> 02:18:31,730
How can I not use these feckin

3813
02:18:31,730 --> 02:18:37,600
keys now? I'll go the other way.

3814
02:18:37,600 --> 02:18:39,600
Precinct key that I was given.

3815
02:18:39,600 --> 02:18:42,310
Etched. There's a carving of a

3816
02:18:42,310 --> 02:18:44,160
diamond etched where you need

3817
02:18:44,160 --> 02:18:44,600
the key.

3818
02:18:48,600 --> 02:18:50,110
You can find that pink around

3819
02:18:50,110 --> 02:18:53,600
town. Thanks justice.

3820
02:18:53,600 --> 02:18:55,600
Justice.

3821
02:18:55,600 --> 02:18:58,880
These guys. We'll make light of

3822
02:18:58,880 --> 02:18:59,600
them.

3823
02:19:01,600 --> 02:19:03,460
Don't fuck zombies. Try any

3824
02:19:03,460 --> 02:19:06,600
shit. I'll make hands of the cunts.

3825
02:19:06,600 --> 02:19:09,600
Alright we gotta go out.

3826
02:19:15,600 --> 02:19:16,760
I was in the fuckin' police

3827
02:19:16,760 --> 02:19:18,030
station. I had to walk away

3828
02:19:18,030 --> 02:19:18,600
from it.

3829
02:19:20,600 --> 02:19:21,900
I had to fuckin' walk away from

3830
02:19:21,900 --> 02:19:22,600
it.

3831
02:19:27,600 --> 02:19:29,600
Where's Kalanam? Gone.

3832
02:19:30,600 --> 02:19:32,600
Oh no Sullivan you were cleared.

3833
02:19:32,600 --> 02:19:33,350
You were still in the place.

3834
02:19:33,350 --> 02:19:33,600
Gone.

3835
02:19:34,600 --> 02:19:35,600
Fuck.

3836
02:19:36,600 --> 02:19:38,600
I have to get out the fuckin'-

3837
02:19:38,600 --> 02:19:38,600
Oh no I have not.

3838
02:19:39,600 --> 02:19:41,600
Yes. Yes. Yes.

3839
02:19:42,600 --> 02:19:42,600
Yes.

3840
02:19:45,600 --> 02:19:46,380
Wow there's no shtoppin' these

3841
02:19:46,380 --> 02:19:47,600
cunts.

3842
02:19:48,600 --> 02:19:49,600
They're flush.

3843
02:19:53,600 --> 02:19:55,070
Bit of CBD there man. We can

3844
02:19:55,070 --> 02:19:57,240
harvest the oil from the CBD

3845
02:19:57,240 --> 02:19:59,600
plant inside the cop shop.

3846
02:20:02,600 --> 02:20:02,460
Do you ever go down to the Garda

3847
02:20:02,460 --> 02:20:04,600
station to get CBD?

3848
02:20:05,600 --> 02:20:06,760
They have- they give it to you

3849
02:20:06,760 --> 02:20:07,600
on take.

3850
02:20:11,600 --> 02:20:13,520
I was taking CBD for the fuckin'

3851
02:20:13,520 --> 02:20:15,600
crazy bad dreams I was having.

3852
02:20:16,600 --> 02:20:18,440
I got awful crazy bad dreams

3853
02:20:18,440 --> 02:20:20,600
off of the CBD hey.

3854
02:20:22,600 --> 02:20:23,600
You're overdoing it!

3855
02:20:26,600 --> 02:20:27,600
Fuck.

3856
02:20:29,600 --> 02:20:31,600
Oh no man. No man's land.

3857
02:20:32,600 --> 02:20:32,600
Hey.

3858
02:20:33,600 --> 02:20:34,850
Did you ever see no man's gland

3859
02:20:34,850 --> 02:20:35,600
did ya?

3860
02:20:40,600 --> 02:20:40,600
Fuck it man.

3861
02:20:41,600 --> 02:20:42,600
I need to get some boules.

3862
02:20:43,600 --> 02:20:43,920
I have three boules in the

3863
02:20:43,920 --> 02:20:44,600
chamber.

3864
02:20:45,600 --> 02:20:45,890
It's not gonna be enough to

3865
02:20:45,890 --> 02:20:47,600
knock down those cunts though.

3866
02:20:48,600 --> 02:20:51,600
I might riff it past these dickheads.

3867
02:20:53,880 --> 02:20:55,060
Stick that herb into fifth gear

3868
02:20:55,060 --> 02:20:56,040
then.

3869
02:20:57,240 --> 02:20:57,810
I'm gonna go back and get the

3870
02:20:57,810 --> 02:20:59,380
shotgun out the box.

3871
02:20:59,600 --> 02:21:00,220
Do you want anything?

3872
02:21:02,460 --> 02:21:03,770
I'm just nipping back to the

3873
02:21:03,770 --> 02:21:04,940
box to get the shotgun.

3874
02:21:05,060 --> 02:21:05,620
Do you want anything?

3875
02:21:05,620 --> 02:21:18,280
It's a crazy night out in Raccoon

3876
02:21:18,280 --> 02:21:21,620
City.

3877
02:21:21,760 --> 02:21:23,430
You'd want to keep yourself

3878
02:21:23,430 --> 02:21:24,200
closed in.

3879
02:21:24,280 --> 02:21:25,120
Put the fire on.

3880
02:21:31,600 --> 02:21:32,120
Dave.

3881
02:21:32,540 --> 02:21:33,860
Thanks very much, Dave.

3882
02:21:34,920 --> 02:21:36,540
You're a man of substance.

3883
02:21:36,900 --> 02:21:37,960
A man of dreams.

3884
02:21:38,300 --> 02:21:38,600
Okay?

3885
02:21:41,120 --> 02:21:42,620
Wild dreams, Dave.

3886
02:21:44,260 --> 02:21:46,060
Wild, crazy dreams.

3887
02:21:49,020 --> 02:21:49,740
I've been dreaming about you,

3888
02:21:49,740 --> 02:21:50,780
Dave.

3889
02:21:51,260 --> 02:21:52,320
Didn't want to say it on the

3890
02:21:52,320 --> 02:21:53,800
stream, but here it goes.

3891
02:21:54,700 --> 02:21:56,160
I've had dreams about you.

3892
02:21:57,840 --> 02:21:59,140
I'm scared for what they mean,

3893
02:21:59,140 --> 02:21:59,900
Dave.

3894
02:22:02,700 --> 02:22:04,080
I've got the fucking Bishop

3895
02:22:04,080 --> 02:22:05,080
plug out, Dave.

3896
02:22:10,700 --> 02:22:10,350
I've got the fucking Bishop

3897
02:22:10,350 --> 02:22:12,600
plug out.

3898
02:22:13,800 --> 02:22:15,220
We want to put that away now.

3899
02:22:15,320 --> 02:22:16,490
We want to stick that back in

3900
02:22:16,490 --> 02:22:17,220
the...

3901
02:22:17,220 --> 02:22:18,530
Put the fucking Bishop plug

3902
02:22:18,530 --> 02:22:19,780
back in the box and stop jig

3903
02:22:19,780 --> 02:22:21,320
acting around the place, would

3904
02:22:21,320 --> 02:22:21,760
you?

3905
02:22:22,560 --> 02:22:23,720
You need to take out your

3906
02:22:23,720 --> 02:22:24,680
fucking shotgun.

3907
02:22:24,680 --> 02:22:24,680
You need to take out your

3908
02:22:24,680 --> 02:22:24,760
fucking shotgun.

3909
02:22:25,600 --> 02:22:26,240
And make...

3910
02:22:26,240 --> 02:22:27,920
Make head nor tail of the cunts

3911
02:22:27,920 --> 02:22:29,100
coming your way.

3912
02:22:31,760 --> 02:22:33,310
I couldn't make head nor tail

3913
02:22:33,310 --> 02:22:34,340
of those cunts.

3914
02:22:34,720 --> 02:22:36,300
They were trying to eat my neck.

3915
02:22:36,880 --> 02:22:38,180
I had no time for them.

3916
02:22:38,680 --> 02:22:40,260
I had no dreams for them.

3917
02:22:40,920 --> 02:22:42,400
Ryan the Scot is after you.

3918
02:22:42,680 --> 02:22:43,650
Thank you very much, Ryan the

3919
02:22:43,650 --> 02:22:44,020
Scot.

3920
02:22:45,100 --> 02:22:45,380
I...

3921
02:22:45,380 --> 02:22:46,380
It's just...

3922
02:22:46,380 --> 02:22:49,040
It's a very nice Christmas time.

3923
02:22:49,840 --> 02:22:50,940
When the likes of Dave and

3924
02:22:50,940 --> 02:22:53,380
fucking Ryan at your...

3925
02:22:53,380 --> 02:22:54,720
Positioned at your back.

3926
02:23:01,960 --> 02:23:03,320
Don't come up behind me with

3927
02:23:03,320 --> 02:23:04,780
the fucking Bishop plug ever

3928
02:23:04,780 --> 02:23:05,260
again.

3929
02:23:05,760 --> 02:23:06,780
That wasn't funny.

3930
02:23:07,240 --> 02:23:08,720
And I'm not that kind of way.

3931
02:23:11,600 --> 02:23:12,900
Oh, fuck off.

3932
02:23:13,980 --> 02:23:15,080
We want to fucking...

3933
02:23:15,080 --> 02:23:16,510
Maybe go out of this room and

3934
02:23:16,510 --> 02:23:17,240
go back in.

3935
02:23:17,300 --> 02:23:17,760
They might...

3936
02:23:17,760 --> 02:23:19,340
They might have fucking...

3937
02:23:19,340 --> 02:23:21,640
Spawned somewhere else.

3938
02:23:24,600 --> 02:23:25,560
Give us a wee...

3939
02:23:25,560 --> 02:23:26,940
Give a wee shout out to Louise.

3940
02:23:27,140 --> 02:23:28,420
She just picked up her numerous

3941
02:23:28,420 --> 02:23:28,800
CDs.

3942
02:23:29,560 --> 02:23:30,520
And has...

3943
02:23:30,520 --> 02:23:31,520
A fist...

3944
02:23:31,520 --> 02:23:33,200
Sized hole in her chest.

3945
02:23:34,260 --> 02:23:35,100
Well, Louise.

3946
02:23:35,720 --> 02:23:36,860
Hope you're doing okay.

3947
02:23:37,640 --> 02:23:38,140
And Dave.

3948
02:23:38,320 --> 02:23:39,700
I'll check out your sexy little

3949
02:23:39,700 --> 02:23:40,140
gift.

3950
02:23:41,040 --> 02:23:42,140
When I've got time.

3951
02:23:42,340 --> 02:23:43,580
In the boom time!

3952
02:23:44,140 --> 02:23:45,140
We need to get moving.

3953
02:23:45,980 --> 02:23:47,140
And a-grouvin'.

3954
02:23:48,540 --> 02:23:48,740
We might have to use the

3955
02:23:48,740 --> 02:23:50,140
fucking...

3956
02:23:51,200 --> 02:23:52,040
Spray paint.

3957
02:23:52,160 --> 02:23:53,230
The can of fucking spray paint

3958
02:23:53,230 --> 02:23:53,940
on ourselves.

3959
02:23:54,040 --> 02:23:55,000
To get ourselves healed.

3960
02:23:57,200 --> 02:23:58,620
In the boom time!

3961
02:24:01,160 --> 02:24:01,640
Now.

3962
02:24:03,460 --> 02:24:04,220
Let's reload the shotgun and

3963
02:24:04,220 --> 02:24:06,320
take off a few heads.

3964
02:24:08,500 --> 02:24:08,260
There's something I want to

3965
02:24:08,260 --> 02:24:10,440
tell you about the shotgun.

3966
02:24:11,180 --> 02:24:12,820
It's extremely dangerous.

3967
02:24:14,180 --> 02:24:16,500
So make sure you point up what's...

3968
02:24:16,500 --> 02:24:17,770
Towards the heading of the

3969
02:24:17,770 --> 02:24:18,760
fucking undead.

3970
02:24:22,140 --> 02:24:22,620
Look.

3971
02:24:23,020 --> 02:24:23,880
We're still walking.

3972
02:24:23,980 --> 02:24:26,020
You're fucked!

3973
02:24:27,140 --> 02:24:28,560
He's not talking now, the cut.

3974
02:24:29,480 --> 02:24:30,760
Game over forever.

3975
02:24:31,660 --> 02:24:32,680
You might want to...

3976
02:24:32,680 --> 02:24:34,310
Reload from the last ink ribbon

3977
02:24:34,310 --> 02:24:34,980
you made.

3978
02:24:35,580 --> 02:24:36,940
You stupid zombie.

3979
02:24:39,720 --> 02:24:39,840
Hey, did the zombie have any

3980
02:24:39,840 --> 02:24:42,100
ink ribbons on him?

3981
02:24:46,300 --> 02:24:48,100
I have a whole size chest in my

3982
02:24:48,100 --> 02:24:48,840
fished.

3983
02:24:48,840 --> 02:24:54,180
See ya.

3984
02:24:54,180 --> 02:24:54,180
See ya.

3985
02:24:54,180 --> 02:24:54,240
See ya.

3986
02:25:00,640 --> 02:24:58,050
There's a new mod coming out

3987
02:24:58,050 --> 02:25:02,200
where you can shove the bishop

3988
02:25:02,200 --> 02:25:05,400
plug up their asses.

3989
02:25:05,400 --> 02:25:05,900
Look at this.

3990
02:25:05,900 --> 02:25:06,940
Look at these two.

3991
02:25:06,940 --> 02:25:07,600
Look at these two.

3992
02:25:07,600 --> 02:25:10,230
Holiday at the fun fair with

3993
02:25:10,230 --> 02:25:11,860
Uncle Barney.

3994
02:25:11,860 --> 02:25:13,280
Two heads.

3995
02:25:14,280 --> 02:25:15,940
Two heads gonna missin'.

3996
02:25:16,620 --> 02:25:16,940
Hey.

3997
02:25:20,940 --> 02:25:22,240
Where the fuck did the heads go?

3998
02:25:22,780 --> 02:25:24,520
They lash the head all together.

3999
02:25:24,520 --> 02:25:24,520
They lash the head all together.

4000
02:25:24,520 --> 02:25:26,040
A har har har.

4001
02:25:28,040 --> 02:25:28,240
I'm Sean Gallagher and I

4002
02:25:28,240 --> 02:25:30,620
approve this message.

4003
02:25:36,200 --> 02:25:38,040
I have a whole sized head in my

4004
02:25:38,040 --> 02:25:38,700
chest.

4005
02:25:39,900 --> 02:25:40,730
Pair of fucking shades on the

4006
02:25:40,730 --> 02:25:41,980
table, is it?

4007
02:25:42,860 --> 02:25:43,810
There's a lick out in here, I

4008
02:25:43,810 --> 02:25:44,480
think.

4009
02:25:45,060 --> 02:25:45,980
Bit of veganism.

4010
02:25:47,280 --> 02:25:47,520
Hey.

4011
02:25:47,840 --> 02:25:49,620
If you're vegan, look away now.

4012
02:25:49,700 --> 02:25:50,910
Because I'm about to kill some

4013
02:25:50,910 --> 02:25:51,300
meat.

4014
02:25:55,360 --> 02:25:57,130
Piss in his eyes and drink his

4015
02:25:57,130 --> 02:25:58,300
tea and coffee.

4016
02:26:00,600 --> 02:26:01,290
Quality Frankie Schoon's

4017
02:26:01,290 --> 02:26:02,800
reference.

4018
02:26:04,760 --> 02:26:06,400
A Buzz McDonnell creeper.

4019
02:26:09,940 --> 02:26:10,380
Right.

4020
02:26:14,780 --> 02:26:14,570
Hey, if there's any vegans in

4021
02:26:14,570 --> 02:26:16,820
the audience,

4022
02:26:17,500 --> 02:26:18,650
maybe you should fucking stick

4023
02:26:18,650 --> 02:26:20,380
a bishop plug up your hole.

4024
02:26:20,600 --> 02:26:21,590
Because I'm about to kill the

4025
02:26:21,590 --> 02:26:22,080
liquor.

4026
02:26:22,080 --> 02:26:27,660
Do you like Mars?

4027
02:26:28,100 --> 02:26:29,200
Or do you like Snickers?

4028
02:26:32,900 --> 02:26:33,380
Right.

4029
02:26:39,920 --> 02:26:39,140
Take that rock plug and stick

4030
02:26:39,140 --> 02:26:42,820
it up your puck.

4031
02:26:48,000 --> 02:26:48,480
Now.

4032
02:26:49,800 --> 02:26:51,000
We're gonna do a bit of veganism

4033
02:26:51,000 --> 02:26:51,860
with this.

4034
02:26:51,860 --> 02:26:52,360
Fucking.

4035
02:26:53,660 --> 02:26:54,100
Slag.

4036
02:26:54,260 --> 02:26:54,460
Haha.

4037
02:26:55,020 --> 02:26:55,440
Get out.

4038
02:26:55,680 --> 02:26:56,680
I'll just leave him in there.

4039
02:26:56,760 --> 02:26:57,360
Fuck me.

4040
02:26:58,480 --> 02:26:59,800
He's only an old slag, that

4041
02:26:59,800 --> 02:27:00,740
prick.

4042
02:27:01,520 --> 02:27:02,040
That lit.

4043
02:27:02,100 --> 02:27:02,800
The tongue mask.

4044
02:27:02,920 --> 02:27:04,220
That lad with the tongue is

4045
02:27:04,220 --> 02:27:05,300
only an old slag.

4046
02:27:05,380 --> 02:27:06,120
Don't mind him.

4047
02:27:07,120 --> 02:27:08,090
You'd want to be awful weary of

4048
02:27:08,090 --> 02:27:09,360
the tongue, hey.

4049
02:27:15,300 --> 02:27:13,750
You'd want to be awful weary of

4050
02:27:13,750 --> 02:27:17,900
the fucking tongue book.

4051
02:27:18,820 --> 02:27:20,380
He's mad for the lick outs.

4052
02:27:20,380 --> 02:27:20,380
He's mad for the lick outs.

4053
02:27:20,380 --> 02:27:22,260
And he's got a taste for young

4054
02:27:22,260 --> 02:27:23,060
rookies.

4055
02:27:23,060 --> 02:27:23,500
Haha.

4056
02:27:24,500 --> 02:27:25,830
That liquor has a taste in his

4057
02:27:25,830 --> 02:27:28,170
mouth for young rookies like

4058
02:27:28,170 --> 02:27:28,940
Leon.

4059
02:27:39,660 --> 02:27:42,530
That chocolate bar does sound

4060
02:27:42,530 --> 02:27:43,600
racist.

4061
02:27:43,600 --> 02:27:45,120
What the fuck?

4062
02:27:46,820 --> 02:27:47,520
See ya.

4063
02:27:49,600 --> 02:27:50,320
Oh wow.

4064
02:27:50,400 --> 02:27:51,700
Do you see the reflexology on

4065
02:27:51,700 --> 02:27:52,400
that cunt?

4066
02:27:52,940 --> 02:27:53,900
He'd been doing hot.

4067
02:27:54,000 --> 02:27:55,350
He'd been doing hot yogurt for

4068
02:27:55,350 --> 02:27:55,840
weeks.

4069
02:27:56,340 --> 02:27:58,430
He'd been doing Joe Rogan Pilates

4070
02:27:58,430 --> 02:27:59,620
for two months.

4071
02:28:00,000 --> 02:28:00,970
Before he started licking

4072
02:28:00,970 --> 02:28:02,160
anyone out the cunt.

4073
02:28:02,340 --> 02:28:02,620
Haha.

4074
02:28:04,120 --> 02:28:05,380
He was on the Joe Rogans for a

4075
02:28:05,380 --> 02:28:06,160
few.

4076
02:28:06,880 --> 02:28:08,520
He was on the Joe Rogans the cunt.

4077
02:28:09,040 --> 02:28:09,820
Started trying to lick out

4078
02:28:09,820 --> 02:28:10,500
everyone.

4079
02:28:12,020 --> 02:28:13,280
We had to let him go.

4080
02:28:13,500 --> 02:28:14,750
He was getting too handy with

4081
02:28:14,750 --> 02:28:15,980
the tongue the cunt.

4082
02:28:23,340 --> 02:28:28,400
Can you combine the fucking

4083
02:28:28,400 --> 02:28:34,380
spray paint with the red herb?

4084
02:28:38,800 --> 02:28:39,520
Zombie Ellen.

4085
02:28:41,720 --> 02:28:42,780
Ah fuck man.

4086
02:28:42,780 --> 02:28:43,260
I don't know.

4087
02:28:43,460 --> 02:28:44,020
I don't know.

4088
02:28:44,580 --> 02:28:45,600
I do not know.

4089
02:28:46,400 --> 02:28:47,280
Which way to go.

4090
02:28:48,260 --> 02:28:48,960
There's a small key in that

4091
02:28:48,960 --> 02:28:50,000
little house.

4092
02:28:50,120 --> 02:28:50,460
So I mean.

4093
02:28:50,520 --> 02:28:51,680
Should I go back and try and.

4094
02:28:52,760 --> 02:28:53,480
The club is etched.

4095
02:28:54,260 --> 02:28:55,370
Have I finished with the club

4096
02:28:55,370 --> 02:28:55,760
key?

4097
02:28:56,140 --> 02:28:56,940
I've got a fucking.

4098
02:29:01,520 --> 02:29:03,380
It's in the shape of a spade.

4099
02:29:06,220 --> 02:29:07,080
And this book.

4100
02:29:07,440 --> 02:29:09,080
This fella here is in the shape.

4101
02:29:10,080 --> 02:29:11,480
In the shape of his life.

4102
02:29:16,800 --> 02:29:16,270
This fella here is in the shape

4103
02:29:16,270 --> 02:29:18,820
of a diamond.

4104
02:29:23,320 --> 02:29:22,310
I do find it awful funny when

4105
02:29:22,310 --> 02:29:25,660
people refer to inanimate

4106
02:29:25,660 --> 02:29:27,260
objects.

4107
02:29:28,320 --> 02:29:28,840
Multiples.

4108
02:29:29,200 --> 02:29:29,800
As fellas.

4109
02:29:31,040 --> 02:29:33,120
I used to work in fucking Landis.

4110
02:29:34,480 --> 02:29:36,660
And boxes of cobra toxin.

4111
02:29:36,720 --> 02:29:37,080
Thank you.

4112
02:29:37,160 --> 02:29:37,840
For the five euro.

4113
02:29:38,500 --> 02:29:40,080
When I used to work in Landis.

4114
02:29:40,400 --> 02:29:41,460
On the fruit and veg.

4115
02:29:42,100 --> 02:29:42,780
There was a woman who would

4116
02:29:42,780 --> 02:29:43,340
come in.

4117
02:29:43,400 --> 02:29:44,680
And she'd always ask for like.

4118
02:29:45,640 --> 02:29:46,450
Have you anything fresh out the

4119
02:29:46,450 --> 02:29:46,920
back?

4120
02:29:48,020 --> 02:29:49,180
Because there was no like.

4121
02:29:50,040 --> 02:29:51,680
The carrots might not have been

4122
02:29:51,680 --> 02:29:52,680
as fresh.

4123
02:29:52,820 --> 02:29:53,990
She always knew there was stuff

4124
02:29:53,990 --> 02:29:54,700
out the back.

4125
02:29:54,880 --> 02:29:55,690
I don't know how she gained

4126
02:29:55,690 --> 02:29:56,360
this knowledge.

4127
02:29:56,460 --> 02:29:56,980
But she knew.

4128
02:29:59,140 --> 02:29:59,460
Are there any fresh carrots out

4129
02:29:59,460 --> 02:30:00,880
the back there?

4130
02:30:01,320 --> 02:30:02,180
That's how she talked.

4131
02:30:03,060 --> 02:30:03,320
And.

4132
02:30:04,960 --> 02:30:06,040
I'd have to go out and get.

4133
02:30:06,280 --> 02:30:07,560
She'd also like to.

4134
02:30:08,300 --> 02:30:09,440
Handle the cabbages.

4135
02:30:09,920 --> 02:30:10,340
And see.

4136
02:30:10,640 --> 02:30:11,570
Because sometimes they come in

4137
02:30:11,570 --> 02:30:11,920
bags.

4138
02:30:12,020 --> 02:30:12,820
And they'd have like.

4139
02:30:13,260 --> 02:30:14,180
Condensation on the bag.

4140
02:30:14,260 --> 02:30:14,620
She'd go.

4141
02:30:16,000 --> 02:30:17,440
These cabbages are awful sweaty.

4142
02:30:18,060 --> 02:30:18,690
Do you have any more of these

4143
02:30:18,690 --> 02:30:19,760
fellas out the back?

4144
02:30:20,180 --> 02:30:21,420
And she'd refer to the cabbages

4145
02:30:21,420 --> 02:30:22,180
as fellas.

4146
02:30:23,680 --> 02:30:24,630
Do you have any more of these

4147
02:30:24,630 --> 02:30:25,480
fellas out the back?

4148
02:30:26,800 --> 02:30:27,340
She did.

4149
02:30:27,420 --> 02:30:28,580
She sounded like Tommy Schlug.

4150
02:30:30,220 --> 02:30:30,980
And so you'd have to go out the

4151
02:30:30,980 --> 02:30:32,140
back then.

4152
02:30:32,200 --> 02:30:33,240
And fetch her the fucking.

4153
02:30:33,640 --> 02:30:35,500
Non-shwettable cabbages.

4154
02:30:35,960 --> 02:30:37,120
Boxes of cobra toxin.

4155
02:30:37,200 --> 02:30:38,460
Get some green herb into you.

4156
02:30:38,480 --> 02:30:39,700
For the upcoming lick out.

4157
02:30:40,220 --> 02:30:41,020
Thank you very much.

4158
02:30:41,060 --> 02:30:41,400
I will.

4159
02:30:41,980 --> 02:30:43,080
Boxes of cobra toxin.

4160
02:30:43,800 --> 02:30:44,640
You're a saint.

4161
02:30:44,640 --> 02:30:45,300
A scholar.

4162
02:30:45,680 --> 02:30:46,680
And a real good friend of the

4163
02:30:46,680 --> 02:30:48,040
fucking stream dream.

4164
02:30:48,840 --> 02:30:50,200
I've got great time for you.

4165
02:30:50,680 --> 02:30:51,060
Okay.

4166
02:30:53,080 --> 02:30:54,450
Just like the shotgun's gonna

4167
02:30:54,450 --> 02:30:55,820
have great time for these.

4168
02:30:56,660 --> 02:30:57,260
Zombies.

4169
02:30:59,440 --> 02:30:59,960
Hey.

4170
02:31:00,640 --> 02:31:01,510
I don't know what's wrong with

4171
02:31:01,510 --> 02:31:02,320
this guard.

4172
02:31:02,500 --> 02:31:03,670
He was coming towards me with

4173
02:31:03,670 --> 02:31:05,020
his bloodstained shirt.

4174
02:31:05,820 --> 02:31:07,000
I don't know what his problem

4175
02:31:07,000 --> 02:31:07,540
was.

4176
02:31:08,660 --> 02:31:09,740
So I fucking took out the

4177
02:31:09,740 --> 02:31:10,860
shotgun.

4178
02:31:12,000 --> 02:31:13,220
And I Steven Shigald it into

4179
02:31:13,220 --> 02:31:15,180
his fucking head box.

4180
02:31:17,460 --> 02:31:19,140
Deep vein zombosis.

4181
02:31:20,060 --> 02:31:21,390
That guy went to sleep in no

4182
02:31:21,390 --> 02:31:22,160
time.

4183
02:31:22,500 --> 02:31:23,840
I had no qualms about doing it

4184
02:31:23,840 --> 02:31:24,400
either.

4185
02:31:25,100 --> 02:31:26,240
I was bitter after the whole

4186
02:31:26,240 --> 02:31:27,500
McCabe affair.

4187
02:31:28,240 --> 02:31:29,270
The McCabe scandals left an

4188
02:31:29,270 --> 02:31:31,340
awful bad taste in the mouth.

4189
02:31:36,680 --> 02:31:37,120
Bongo.

4190
02:31:37,960 --> 02:31:39,360
Game over for that cunt.

4191
02:31:43,360 --> 02:31:44,400
Any testers?

4192
02:31:44,780 --> 02:31:45,260
What's that?

4193
02:31:45,260 --> 02:31:45,260
What's that?

4194
02:31:45,260 --> 02:31:45,260
What's that?

4195
02:31:46,060 --> 02:31:47,520
Did you give up on the keyboard?

4196
02:31:47,640 --> 02:31:48,160
What does that mean?

4197
02:31:52,100 --> 02:31:52,500
Anywho.

4198
02:31:55,240 --> 02:31:56,440
We'll fucking rock on.

4199
02:31:56,520 --> 02:31:57,100
We'll rock on.

4200
02:31:57,160 --> 02:31:57,780
We'll rock on.

4201
02:32:04,380 --> 02:32:05,460
Let's check our map.

4202
02:32:05,460 --> 02:32:06,650
And see where we're going to

4203
02:32:06,650 --> 02:32:07,060
here.

4204
02:32:08,060 --> 02:32:24,540
The pink room.

4205
02:32:25,920 --> 02:32:26,820
Is the room.

4206
02:32:26,880 --> 02:32:28,260
I need to use the pink key.

4207
02:32:28,380 --> 02:32:29,040
The blue room.

4208
02:32:29,140 --> 02:32:29,460
Okay.

4209
02:32:29,640 --> 02:32:30,900
So we have a couple of rooms to

4210
02:32:30,900 --> 02:32:31,220
go.

4211
02:32:32,220 --> 02:32:32,950
We have a couple of fucking

4212
02:32:32,950 --> 02:32:33,940
rooms to go.

4213
02:32:34,660 --> 02:32:44,110
Have you any more of those

4214
02:32:44,110 --> 02:32:52,680
fellas out the back?

4215
02:32:53,680 --> 02:32:55,220
These cabbages are awful sweaty

4216
02:32:55,220 --> 02:32:55,600
now.

4217
02:32:58,100 --> 02:32:59,260
Can I have two of those fellas?

4218
02:33:00,280 --> 02:33:01,550
It was very dumb believable as

4219
02:33:01,550 --> 02:33:02,800
I have to say.

4220
02:33:03,760 --> 02:33:04,480
Give me two of those fellas

4221
02:33:04,480 --> 02:33:05,140
there.

4222
02:33:05,240 --> 02:33:05,740
Those cabbages.

4223
02:33:08,840 --> 02:33:10,060
The pink room time.

4224
02:33:10,700 --> 02:33:11,720
I think we go to the blue room

4225
02:33:11,720 --> 02:33:13,310
before we go to the fucking

4226
02:33:13,310 --> 02:33:14,220
pink room.

4227
02:33:16,300 --> 02:33:16,660
Mortinator.

4228
02:33:17,060 --> 02:33:17,380
Mortinator.

4229
02:33:17,540 --> 02:33:18,460
Thank you very much.

4230
02:33:19,480 --> 02:33:20,580
It's a real pleasure having you

4231
02:33:20,580 --> 02:33:22,260
inside the chat room.

4232
02:33:22,940 --> 02:33:23,580
And the fucking.

4233
02:33:24,000 --> 02:33:24,580
The room.

4234
02:33:24,780 --> 02:33:25,340
The game.

4235
02:33:25,460 --> 02:33:26,080
The stream room.

4236
02:33:26,180 --> 02:33:26,860
The extreme room.

4237
02:33:32,020 --> 02:33:32,270
Oh we might put the cord in the

4238
02:33:32,270 --> 02:33:34,000
box now.

4239
02:33:34,200 --> 02:33:35,100
And close the shutters.

4240
02:33:35,260 --> 02:33:35,840
Because it's getting.

4241
02:33:37,140 --> 02:33:38,120
Close of business.

4242
02:33:38,120 --> 02:33:40,080
Let's have a look.

4243
02:33:43,180 --> 02:33:43,580
Now.

4244
02:33:45,140 --> 02:33:45,500
Use.

4245
02:33:47,440 --> 02:33:48,400
Ah it's great stuff.

4246
02:33:48,780 --> 02:33:49,360
Six o'clock.

4247
02:33:49,500 --> 02:33:50,240
Close the shutters.

4248
02:33:50,340 --> 02:33:50,940
Close the shop.

4249
02:33:52,700 --> 02:33:53,340
But there's a customer still in

4250
02:33:53,340 --> 02:33:54,300
the shop.

4251
02:33:54,400 --> 02:33:54,660
Ah.

4252
02:33:54,780 --> 02:33:55,400
Let him browse.

4253
02:33:55,540 --> 02:33:55,980
Let him browse.

4254
02:33:56,180 --> 02:33:57,160
But he's always there.

4255
02:33:57,260 --> 02:33:58,060
He's there for ages.

4256
02:33:58,200 --> 02:33:58,540
The cunt.

4257
02:33:58,620 --> 02:33:59,280
He'll take ages.

4258
02:33:59,460 --> 02:33:59,620
Alright.

4259
02:33:59,680 --> 02:34:00,340
Tell him to get out.

4260
02:34:01,660 --> 02:34:02,220
Sorry sir.

4261
02:34:02,280 --> 02:34:02,940
You're going to have to leave

4262
02:34:02,940 --> 02:34:03,300
the shop.

4263
02:34:04,880 --> 02:34:05,940
You're fucking annoying.

4264
02:34:05,940 --> 02:34:07,260
And we're closed.

4265
02:34:07,260 --> 02:34:08,400
That's how you deal with

4266
02:34:08,400 --> 02:34:10,070
customers in the shop after you're

4267
02:34:10,070 --> 02:34:10,700
closed.

4268
02:34:13,340 --> 02:34:13,480
Tell them they're fucking

4269
02:34:13,480 --> 02:34:14,900
annoying.

4270
02:34:19,840 --> 02:34:20,400
Anyway.

4271
02:34:22,940 --> 02:34:24,240
A copy machine.

4272
02:34:25,520 --> 02:34:26,550
I'm inside the fucking back

4273
02:34:26,550 --> 02:34:27,880
room now Pat.

4274
02:34:28,220 --> 02:34:29,540
There's a patrol report.

4275
02:34:30,120 --> 02:34:30,400
Now.

4276
02:34:31,000 --> 02:34:32,020
Let's have a read of it.

4277
02:34:38,580 --> 02:34:39,920
Patrol report.

4278
02:34:44,000 --> 02:34:45,880
September the 20th.

4279
02:34:47,160 --> 02:34:47,560
Okay.

4280
02:34:49,200 --> 02:34:49,760
Bogman.

4281
02:34:50,360 --> 02:34:51,880
This is Bogman's five euro

4282
02:34:51,880 --> 02:34:52,580
diary.

4283
02:34:52,960 --> 02:34:53,820
Thank you very much.

4284
02:34:55,420 --> 02:34:57,880
Reporter is Sergeant Neil Bogman.

4285
02:35:00,580 --> 02:35:02,630
We received a report of a

4286
02:35:02,630 --> 02:35:06,040
suspicious individual skulking

4287
02:35:06,040 --> 02:35:11,040
around in the sewers in the outskirts

4288
02:35:11,040 --> 02:35:13,940
of Roscommon Town.

4289
02:35:20,740 --> 02:35:20,550
Like this- like this he was the

4290
02:35:20,550 --> 02:35:22,420
cunt.

4291
02:35:26,980 --> 02:35:27,430
Anyway, I searched the area

4292
02:35:27,430 --> 02:35:29,140
there.

4293
02:35:29,140 --> 02:35:32,320
And I located the individual.

4294
02:35:33,020 --> 02:35:33,920
Now, listen to me.

4295
02:35:35,240 --> 02:35:35,740
He fucking ran away before I

4296
02:35:35,740 --> 02:35:37,600
was able to question him.

4297
02:35:39,300 --> 02:35:40,850
Also, I recovered the following

4298
02:35:40,850 --> 02:35:41,820
items.

4299
02:35:42,940 --> 02:35:44,320
A small amount of C4 plastic

4300
02:35:44,320 --> 02:35:47,260
explosive, you know, Semtex.

4301
02:35:48,120 --> 02:35:50,280
Fucking IRA job.

4302
02:35:51,660 --> 02:35:53,140
An electronic detonator.

4303
02:35:55,600 --> 02:35:58,540
9 by 19 parabellum rounds.

4304
02:35:58,540 --> 02:36:00,960
And an infrared scope.

4305
02:36:01,220 --> 02:36:01,860
Which was broken.

4306
02:36:02,400 --> 02:36:03,640
But I fucking took it anyway.

4307
02:36:04,120 --> 02:36:05,060
Put it in the pocket.

4308
02:36:05,500 --> 02:36:05,680
Okay.

4309
02:36:06,060 --> 02:36:07,200
You'll find some use for it.

4310
02:36:08,040 --> 02:36:09,380
You'll find some use for it.

4311
02:36:10,200 --> 02:36:10,540
Now.

4312
02:36:11,640 --> 02:36:12,550
The next thing that I wanted to

4313
02:36:12,550 --> 02:36:14,550
tell you about was the Raccoon

4314
02:36:14,550 --> 02:36:15,940
City data files.

4315
02:36:16,820 --> 02:36:17,100
Okay.

4316
02:36:19,720 --> 02:36:21,700
Most on Umbrella Incorporated.

4317
02:36:21,700 --> 02:36:23,960
Allergan were involved as well.

4318
02:36:23,960 --> 02:36:26,530
There is a correlation between

4319
02:36:26,530 --> 02:36:29,840
Allergan Incorporated in Westport.

4320
02:36:30,220 --> 02:36:32,440
Also Baxter and Volex in Castle

4321
02:36:32,440 --> 02:36:33,080
Bar.

4322
02:36:33,800 --> 02:36:35,160
Baxter and Swinford too.

4323
02:36:35,920 --> 02:36:37,840
They are manufacturing a virus

4324
02:36:37,840 --> 02:36:39,920
known as the T-Virus.

4325
02:36:40,300 --> 02:36:42,000
That goes inside the bags.

4326
02:36:42,420 --> 02:36:43,260
The drip bags.

4327
02:36:44,520 --> 02:36:46,280
This is just conspiracy stage

4328
02:36:46,280 --> 02:36:47,660
stuff at the moment.

4329
02:36:47,840 --> 02:36:48,700
But stick with me.

4330
02:36:48,900 --> 02:36:50,320
And look into it on YouTube.

4331
02:36:50,320 --> 02:36:51,460
Or on Google.

4332
02:36:51,660 --> 02:36:52,770
You might find something about

4333
02:36:52,770 --> 02:36:53,660
Allergan on them.

4334
02:36:54,360 --> 02:36:55,570
I believe the Mayo team are

4335
02:36:55,570 --> 02:36:57,100
involved as well.

4336
02:36:59,200 --> 02:36:59,520
Now.

4337
02:37:00,180 --> 02:37:01,970
There is film reel footage of

4338
02:37:01,970 --> 02:37:02,720
this.

4339
02:37:03,560 --> 02:37:03,880
Uh.

4340
02:37:03,940 --> 02:37:04,900
Visual materials.

4341
02:37:05,740 --> 02:37:06,680
There's a whole fucking room

4342
02:37:06,680 --> 02:37:08,000
full of the stuff.

4343
02:37:10,140 --> 02:37:11,480
And we had to move.

4344
02:37:11,680 --> 02:37:12,240
We had a.

4345
02:37:14,080 --> 02:37:14,710
A step ladder that we had to

4346
02:37:14,710 --> 02:37:16,140
move to get.

4347
02:37:16,880 --> 02:37:17,810
To get on top of the fucking

4348
02:37:17,810 --> 02:37:18,840
biscuit tip.

4349
02:37:22,380 --> 02:37:24,140
Now we've found a fucking crankshaft.

4350
02:37:24,680 --> 02:37:25,580
Cannot believe it.

4351
02:37:27,100 --> 02:37:28,320
Cannot fucking believe it.

4352
02:37:28,320 --> 02:37:31,910
Leon Kennedy likes to go into

4353
02:37:31,910 --> 02:37:34,100
the old fucking.

4354
02:37:35,440 --> 02:37:35,760
The.

4355
02:37:35,900 --> 02:37:36,920
The filing room.

4356
02:37:37,080 --> 02:37:37,280
And have.

4357
02:37:37,480 --> 02:37:39,540
Have an old crank for himself.

4358
02:37:40,660 --> 02:37:41,250
And that's how you deliver a

4359
02:37:41,250 --> 02:37:42,360
fucking joke.

4360
02:37:44,420 --> 02:37:44,130
And I want to tell you

4361
02:37:44,130 --> 02:37:46,620
something about Bogman.

4362
02:37:46,780 --> 02:37:47,510
Thanks for the five euro

4363
02:37:47,510 --> 02:37:48,060
donation.

4364
02:37:48,500 --> 02:37:49,700
And brain schluck.

4365
02:37:51,760 --> 02:37:53,300
Say get well soon to Killian.

4366
02:37:53,820 --> 02:37:55,160
He has a brain virus.

4367
02:37:55,440 --> 02:37:56,360
Hopefully you don't Killian.

4368
02:37:56,700 --> 02:37:57,340
And if you do.

4369
02:37:57,680 --> 02:37:58,640
Hopefully you get rid of it.

4370
02:37:59,680 --> 02:38:00,360
The T virus.

4371
02:38:00,900 --> 02:38:01,740
Is another one.

4372
02:38:01,800 --> 02:38:02,680
I want to talk to you about.

4373
02:38:04,560 --> 02:38:05,000
Now.

4374
02:38:05,000 --> 02:38:05,000
Now.

4375
02:38:05,000 --> 02:38:06,880
Allergan are looking into.

4376
02:38:07,680 --> 02:38:09,420
The fucking T virus.

4377
02:38:09,560 --> 02:38:10,060
At the moment.

4378
02:38:10,220 --> 02:38:11,100
They're wanting to bring it

4379
02:38:11,100 --> 02:38:11,460
back.

4380
02:38:12,300 --> 02:38:12,540
They.

4381
02:38:12,780 --> 02:38:14,320
In the PR room in Allergan.

4382
02:38:15,080 --> 02:38:15,960
Out in Westport.

4383
02:38:16,120 --> 02:38:17,330
I believe they've been playing

4384
02:38:17,330 --> 02:38:18,340
Resident Evil 2.

4385
02:38:18,840 --> 02:38:19,820
For the past week.

4386
02:38:19,940 --> 02:38:21,660
Trying to look at how they can

4387
02:38:21,660 --> 02:38:23,080
improve their own.

4388
02:38:23,340 --> 02:38:24,340
Communication skills.

4389
02:38:24,340 --> 02:38:25,390
Communication skills with the

4390
02:38:25,390 --> 02:38:26,140
rest of the county.

4391
02:38:26,460 --> 02:38:26,920
And.

4392
02:38:27,260 --> 02:38:28,560
The surrounding area.

4393
02:38:28,920 --> 02:38:29,810
And one of the ways they did

4394
02:38:29,810 --> 02:38:30,620
come up with.

4395
02:38:30,860 --> 02:38:31,180
Was.

4396
02:38:31,600 --> 02:38:32,520
The T virus.

4397
02:38:32,640 --> 02:38:33,500
Now this is a virus.

4398
02:38:33,680 --> 02:38:35,760
Which was started back in 1998.

4399
02:38:36,760 --> 02:38:37,100
By.

4400
02:38:37,340 --> 02:38:38,600
Umbrella Corporation.

4401
02:38:39,140 --> 02:38:40,320
Now they've gone into.

4402
02:38:40,680 --> 02:38:42,000
They've gone into liquidation.

4403
02:38:42,700 --> 02:38:43,400
I think.

4404
02:38:43,600 --> 02:38:44,570
Aldergan are going to take the

4405
02:38:44,570 --> 02:38:45,060
rights.

4406
02:38:45,140 --> 02:38:45,800
To the T virus.

4407
02:38:50,360 --> 02:38:50,800
Now we're down at the pink room

4408
02:38:50,800 --> 02:38:52,240
boys.

4409
02:38:54,140 --> 02:38:54,700
Let's have.

4410
02:38:54,840 --> 02:38:55,140
Hopefully.

4411
02:38:55,140 --> 02:38:55,220
Hopefully.

4412
02:38:55,640 --> 02:38:56,620
How does he know the key is

4413
02:38:56,620 --> 02:38:57,800
useless though?

4414
02:38:57,860 --> 02:38:58,080
You know.

4415
02:38:58,640 --> 02:38:59,250
There could be a number of

4416
02:38:59,250 --> 02:39:00,240
different rooms.

4417
02:39:00,540 --> 02:39:00,920
Available.

4418
02:39:02,360 --> 02:39:02,880
Uh oh.

4419
02:39:12,540 --> 02:39:13,960
If you've just joined us.

4420
02:39:14,020 --> 02:39:16,020
This is Resident Evil 2.

4421
02:39:16,800 --> 02:39:17,320
Cyberstream.

4422
02:39:20,120 --> 02:39:21,480
And we've entered a room.

4423
02:39:21,480 --> 02:39:22,160
With the diamond.

4424
02:39:22,320 --> 02:39:22,580
Pink.

4425
02:39:22,720 --> 02:39:23,400
Diamond key.

4426
02:39:24,280 --> 02:39:24,560
And.

4427
02:39:24,700 --> 02:39:25,840
What we're going to do now is.

4428
02:39:26,400 --> 02:39:28,120
We're going to fucking decapitate.

4429
02:39:28,220 --> 02:39:28,900
The undead.

4430
02:39:30,420 --> 02:39:31,280
Are you with me?

4431
02:39:31,280 --> 02:39:34,600
Let's fucking do it.

4432
02:39:43,840 --> 02:39:44,700
One head.

4433
02:39:45,120 --> 02:39:45,640
Gonzo.

4434
02:39:47,780 --> 02:39:48,560
Second head.

4435
02:39:48,740 --> 02:39:49,220
Bye bye.

4436
02:39:50,080 --> 02:39:50,800
Third head.

4437
02:39:50,940 --> 02:39:51,220
Lucky.

4438
02:39:52,840 --> 02:39:53,580
Third head.

4439
02:39:53,660 --> 02:39:54,380
Not so lucky.

4440
02:39:55,260 --> 02:39:56,080
Nine to four.

4441
02:39:56,640 --> 02:39:57,740
Nine to four.

4442
02:39:58,660 --> 02:39:59,880
Nine to four.

4443
02:39:59,880 --> 02:40:02,270
I can hear a bit of shuffling

4444
02:40:02,270 --> 02:40:03,360
going on.

4445
02:40:04,140 --> 02:40:05,600
Every day I'm shuffling.

4446
02:40:06,440 --> 02:40:07,620
Rick Ross and the boys.

4447
02:40:08,960 --> 02:40:10,080
We're going to give the undead

4448
02:40:10,080 --> 02:40:11,180
Rick Ross.

4449
02:40:11,300 --> 02:40:12,460
A slice of cake.

4450
02:40:14,940 --> 02:40:16,260
Did Rick Ross die?

4451
02:40:21,840 --> 02:40:22,160
How.

4452
02:40:22,300 --> 02:40:23,040
What was the.

4453
02:40:24,580 --> 02:40:26,060
Not freeway Rick Ross.

4454
02:40:26,280 --> 02:40:27,560
The fucking coke dealer.

4455
02:40:27,800 --> 02:40:27,800
But.

4456
02:40:29,120 --> 02:40:30,220
The rapper guy.

4457
02:40:30,400 --> 02:40:31,100
Did he die?

4458
02:40:31,460 --> 02:40:32,480
Or did I dream it?

4459
02:40:33,060 --> 02:40:33,580
Because there was a lot of

4460
02:40:33,580 --> 02:40:34,890
people who went dying there in

4461
02:40:34,890 --> 02:40:35,500
the last.

4462
02:40:35,740 --> 02:40:36,560
Last while.

4463
02:40:38,960 --> 02:40:39,920
Seen this cunt.

4464
02:40:41,400 --> 02:40:41,840
Snowflake.

4465
02:40:41,840 --> 02:40:41,920
Snowflake.

4466
02:40:46,140 --> 02:40:47,380
He's gone to prison has he?

4467
02:40:48,540 --> 02:40:49,480
They're both alive.

4468
02:40:52,480 --> 02:40:53,360
Thanks Jaffa.

4469
02:40:53,460 --> 02:40:54,340
Shout out to Matthew.

4470
02:40:54,820 --> 02:40:56,460
His size 13 schlabs.

4471
02:40:58,460 --> 02:40:59,380
What year was this game?

4472
02:40:59,460 --> 02:41:00,940
1998 you can read.

4473
02:41:01,340 --> 02:41:02,580
I drank too much shout.

4474
02:41:02,960 --> 02:41:04,660
And now I'm shitting vitamin.

4475
02:41:05,520 --> 02:41:07,100
Okay so Rick Ross isn't dead.

4476
02:41:07,160 --> 02:41:07,920
He's just in prison.

4477
02:41:08,980 --> 02:41:09,740
Thank God.

4478
02:41:10,780 --> 02:41:11,560
Not that I had much love for

4479
02:41:11,560 --> 02:41:12,600
him anyway.

4480
02:41:13,320 --> 02:41:14,820
We found some more film again.

4481
02:41:15,300 --> 02:41:16,840
I don't know if not to develop

4482
02:41:16,840 --> 02:41:17,300
it.

4483
02:41:17,360 --> 02:41:18,310
Or I might get fucking

4484
02:41:18,310 --> 02:41:19,840
Operation U-Treat out of it.

4485
02:41:30,640 --> 02:41:27,910
Anything else inside these

4486
02:41:27,910 --> 02:41:32,500
containers?

4487
02:41:33,860 --> 02:41:34,740
Shotgun bullets.

4488
02:41:34,740 --> 02:41:35,740
Shotgun bullets.

4489
02:41:42,100 --> 02:41:42,340
Anything inside these lock is

4490
02:41:42,340 --> 02:41:44,260
broken.

4491
02:41:44,400 --> 02:41:45,180
Cannot be opened.

4492
02:41:46,760 --> 02:41:47,610
I think this door leads me back

4493
02:41:47,610 --> 02:41:49,800
out into the Will Smith.

4494
02:41:50,240 --> 02:41:51,100
Willennium does it?

4495
02:41:54,980 --> 02:41:56,860
He ran someone over did he?

4496
02:41:57,520 --> 02:41:57,960
Mortinator.

4497
02:42:00,300 --> 02:42:01,280
Jesus Christ.

4498
02:42:01,280 --> 02:42:07,310
He must have seen him coming or

4499
02:42:07,310 --> 02:42:08,960
something.

4500
02:42:08,960 --> 02:42:09,960
Oh no.

4501
02:42:10,020 --> 02:42:11,720
Oh no.

4502
02:42:15,780 --> 02:42:16,960
This is where fucking...

4503
02:42:17,960 --> 02:42:20,280
He regenerates into a zombie.

4504
02:42:20,560 --> 02:42:21,690
He's dead but he fucking comes

4505
02:42:21,690 --> 02:42:22,580
after you then.

4506
02:42:23,360 --> 02:42:25,180
I distinctly remember his face

4507
02:42:25,180 --> 02:42:26,780
being the color of like when

4508
02:42:26,780 --> 02:42:28,400
you put jam and porridge and

4509
02:42:28,400 --> 02:42:29,480
mix it around.

4510
02:42:31,000 --> 02:42:31,720
Just sick.

4511
02:42:35,600 --> 02:42:36,220
Look at him.

4512
02:42:36,260 --> 02:42:36,960
Here he is man.

4513
02:42:38,360 --> 02:42:39,380
Poor old cunt.

4514
02:42:44,320 --> 02:42:45,060
He's fucked.

4515
02:42:45,320 --> 02:42:45,960
He's fucked.

4516
02:42:45,960 --> 02:42:46,620
You're fucked.

4517
02:42:46,620 --> 02:42:47,300
You're fucked.

4518
02:42:50,780 --> 02:42:51,680
I'm gonna have to be a...

4519
02:42:51,680 --> 02:42:52,630
I'm gonna have to have a

4520
02:42:52,630 --> 02:42:53,970
fucking quick trigger finger on

4521
02:42:53,970 --> 02:42:54,500
this man.

4522
02:42:55,240 --> 02:42:59,660
See you later, Willy style.

4523
02:43:00,380 --> 02:43:01,920
Never liked your music anyway.

4524
02:43:08,120 --> 02:43:08,680
Shug...

4525
02:43:08,680 --> 02:43:10,240
Shug Knight is after you.

4526
02:43:13,560 --> 02:43:15,240
Might take that herb now and...

4527
02:43:17,240 --> 02:43:19,420
Put that herb to...

4528
02:43:19,420 --> 02:43:21,660
Is there a fucking chest in

4529
02:43:21,660 --> 02:43:23,240
here or...

4530
02:43:33,240 --> 02:43:34,600
Nothing suspicious.

4531
02:43:35,080 --> 02:43:36,240
I know there's a key there.

4532
02:43:36,320 --> 02:43:37,430
I just want to lose some items

4533
02:43:37,430 --> 02:43:38,240
before I...

4534
02:43:39,600 --> 02:43:41,020
Pick it up.

4535
02:43:45,320 --> 02:43:47,160
Okay, we're gonna have to...

4536
02:43:47,160 --> 02:43:49,160
Head out...

4537
02:43:49,160 --> 02:43:51,160
Into the...

4538
02:43:51,160 --> 02:43:53,000
We'll go and develop the film.

4539
02:43:53,320 --> 02:43:54,630
And see what's on that fucking

4540
02:43:54,630 --> 02:43:55,040
film.

4541
02:44:07,680 --> 02:44:08,240
Well...

4542
02:44:08,240 --> 02:44:09,360
It'd be nice to have a

4543
02:44:09,360 --> 02:44:11,210
disposable camera every now and

4544
02:44:11,210 --> 02:44:11,800
again.

4545
02:44:12,240 --> 02:44:13,240
I'm Sean Gallagher.

4546
02:44:13,420 --> 02:44:14,700
And I approve this message.

4547
02:44:14,700 --> 02:44:27,040
Thank you, Jaffa.

4548
02:44:27,740 --> 02:44:29,100
And Brainslug.

4549
02:44:30,060 --> 02:44:31,540
For your kind-hearted...

4550
02:44:32,340 --> 02:44:32,980
Donations.

4551
02:44:33,480 --> 02:44:34,340
Bogman 2.

4552
02:44:42,700 --> 02:44:43,960
Let's see what's on the camera

4553
02:44:43,960 --> 02:44:44,360
film.

4554
02:44:50,360 --> 02:44:51,480
Jesus Christ.

4555
02:44:52,300 --> 02:44:53,920
They're developing some kind of

4556
02:44:53,920 --> 02:44:56,060
eyeball in an arm scenario.

4557
02:44:57,260 --> 02:44:58,100
Film A.

4558
02:45:00,100 --> 02:45:01,080
Look at that, man.

4559
02:45:01,240 --> 02:45:02,300
Scary stuff.

4560
02:45:07,020 --> 02:45:08,340
It is scary stuff.

4561
02:45:08,340 --> 02:45:08,340
I'm scared.

4562
02:45:08,340 --> 02:45:12,620
I'm scared.

4563
02:45:12,620 --> 02:45:13,300
I'm scared.

4564
02:45:20,620 --> 02:45:19,860
Well, he's gone and developed

4565
02:45:19,860 --> 02:45:22,460
the film.

4566
02:45:22,620 --> 02:45:23,020
That was...

4567
02:45:23,020 --> 02:45:23,980
It was a nice move by him

4568
02:45:23,980 --> 02:45:24,780
because...

4569
02:45:24,780 --> 02:45:26,340
We wanted to see what it was,

4570
02:45:26,340 --> 02:45:27,100
but...

4571
02:45:27,100 --> 02:45:28,210
I'd also be wary about

4572
02:45:28,210 --> 02:45:29,300
developing film.

4573
02:45:29,400 --> 02:45:31,320
The last time it was dangerous.

4574
02:45:31,320 --> 02:45:33,260
A picture of a young girl came

4575
02:45:33,260 --> 02:45:34,440
up and...

4576
02:45:34,440 --> 02:45:35,580
He could have been done for it.

4577
02:45:35,620 --> 02:45:37,060
In this day, in a Me Too...

4578
02:45:37,060 --> 02:45:38,690
The Me Too generation that we're

4579
02:45:38,690 --> 02:45:40,140
living in would not stand for

4580
02:45:40,140 --> 02:45:40,820
that now.

4581
02:45:40,920 --> 02:45:43,320
But with it being 1998...

4582
02:45:43,320 --> 02:45:44,320
Hang on.

4583
02:45:46,600 --> 02:45:47,670
With it being 1998, they didn't

4584
02:45:47,670 --> 02:45:50,160
care about those things at that

4585
02:45:50,160 --> 02:45:50,920
time.

4586
02:45:51,060 --> 02:45:52,090
It was just training ground

4587
02:45:52,090 --> 02:45:52,460
stuff.

4588
02:45:52,800 --> 02:45:53,120
And...

4589
02:45:53,120 --> 02:45:54,650
As for the Tyrant with an eye

4590
02:45:54,650 --> 02:45:55,460
on his arm.

4591
02:45:56,000 --> 02:45:57,080
Who does he think he is?

4592
02:45:57,240 --> 02:45:57,560
For that?

4593
02:45:58,060 --> 02:45:58,960
Going around like...

4594
02:45:58,960 --> 02:45:59,830
Going around the training

4595
02:45:59,830 --> 02:46:00,280
ground with that.

4596
02:46:01,140 --> 02:46:01,520
It's...

4597
02:46:01,520 --> 02:46:02,830
These players are too flash for

4598
02:46:02,830 --> 02:46:03,640
their own good.

4599
02:46:04,560 --> 02:46:05,160
Absolute...

4600
02:46:05,160 --> 02:46:07,080
Training ground stuff.

4601
02:46:07,880 --> 02:46:08,800
Disgusting stuff.

4602
02:46:11,200 --> 02:46:12,540
When I slither home after a

4603
02:46:12,540 --> 02:46:14,420
hard day out in the fields...

4604
02:46:14,420 --> 02:46:15,510
There's nothing I like more

4605
02:46:15,510 --> 02:46:16,670
than lashing a few shtickings

4606
02:46:16,670 --> 02:46:17,740
into the fireplace.

4607
02:46:17,840 --> 02:46:18,140
Someone...

4608
02:46:18,140 --> 02:46:18,760
Ah, lads, come on.

4609
02:46:18,800 --> 02:46:20,150
Someone's after saying fucking

4610
02:46:20,150 --> 02:46:21,260
Wesker's a diddly man.

4611
02:46:22,940 --> 02:46:25,180
Code G. Human Body Experiment.

4612
02:46:28,000 --> 02:46:29,160
15th of September.

4613
02:46:29,980 --> 02:46:31,140
25 past 3.

4614
02:46:32,360 --> 02:46:33,390
That's what they were doing at

4615
02:46:33,390 --> 02:46:34,840
25 past 3.

4616
02:46:36,060 --> 02:46:37,420
It's 10 past 3 now.

4617
02:46:37,420 --> 02:46:38,420
So...

4618
02:46:44,580 --> 02:46:45,500
Elon Tushk.

4619
02:46:46,400 --> 02:46:48,070
My great-grandfather Elon Higgins

4620
02:46:48,070 --> 02:46:49,780
was in the World War.

4621
02:46:50,420 --> 02:46:51,020
He was drafted.

4622
02:46:51,200 --> 02:46:53,060
He was in the 38th Irish Regiment.

4623
02:46:54,300 --> 02:46:54,880
Yeah, yeah.

4624
02:46:55,020 --> 02:46:56,040
I know what you're saying.

4625
02:46:56,300 --> 02:46:57,210
It's not a proper fucking army

4626
02:46:57,210 --> 02:46:58,380
fighting for the Brits and all

4627
02:46:58,380 --> 02:46:58,800
that.

4628
02:46:58,920 --> 02:47:00,550
But he was a skilled pilot,

4629
02:47:00,550 --> 02:47:01,140
okay?

4630
02:47:03,520 --> 02:47:05,420
And Elon Higgins was shot down...

4631
02:47:06,300 --> 02:47:08,160
With only three days to go.

4632
02:47:09,720 --> 02:47:10,460
Uh, the war.

4633
02:47:11,180 --> 02:47:12,480
He did an awful fucking job on

4634
02:47:12,480 --> 02:47:13,940
some German city.

4635
02:47:14,720 --> 02:47:16,480
Fucking killed a rake.

4636
02:47:16,620 --> 02:47:17,300
I can't like...

4637
02:47:18,140 --> 02:47:18,760
Civilians.

4638
02:47:20,400 --> 02:47:21,620
But, um...

4639
02:47:21,620 --> 02:47:22,780
He's family, so blood is

4640
02:47:22,780 --> 02:47:23,880
thicker than water.

4641
02:47:24,080 --> 02:47:25,180
I still love you, Elon.

4642
02:47:25,320 --> 02:47:26,330
If you're up there watching the

4643
02:47:26,330 --> 02:47:27,300
stream, Elon...

4644
02:47:28,040 --> 02:47:29,160
I fucking love you, man.

4645
02:47:30,380 --> 02:47:30,880
Although you're probably in

4646
02:47:30,880 --> 02:47:32,140
hell, you could.

4647
02:47:36,140 --> 02:47:37,600
Stick your plug in the box.

4648
02:47:43,040 --> 02:47:43,560
No.

4649
02:47:44,340 --> 02:47:45,680
What else do we need?

4650
02:47:46,280 --> 02:47:47,200
Do we need an increment?

4651
02:47:47,380 --> 02:47:48,480
We might save the game.

4652
02:47:55,820 --> 02:47:56,860
Boom, boom.

4653
02:47:56,860 --> 02:47:57,260
Boom.

4654
02:48:07,840 --> 02:48:08,820
Boom, boom.

4655
02:48:16,760 --> 02:48:19,440
Now, we're the dark room.

4656
02:48:19,580 --> 02:48:20,590
We've been saved in the dark

4657
02:48:20,590 --> 02:48:20,980
room.

4658
02:48:21,220 --> 02:48:22,860
We're doing okay.

4659
02:48:23,000 --> 02:48:23,500
We're doing okay.

4660
02:48:23,980 --> 02:48:25,040
We need to keep us sticking

4661
02:48:25,040 --> 02:48:26,240
along, you know.

4662
02:48:26,240 --> 02:48:29,080
We can't afford to...

4663
02:48:29,080 --> 02:48:29,960
Why am I here again?

4664
02:48:31,000 --> 02:48:32,110
We can't afford to let the

4665
02:48:32,110 --> 02:48:33,440
stream...

4666
02:48:33,440 --> 02:48:35,600
Go down because I'm typewriting

4667
02:48:35,600 --> 02:48:37,380
all the time, you know.

4668
02:48:40,060 --> 02:48:40,980
Poor kid.

4669
02:48:41,660 --> 02:48:42,680
Poor old kid.

4670
02:48:42,960 --> 02:48:43,740
Thank you very much.

4671
02:48:49,260 --> 02:48:49,700
Now.

4672
02:48:54,440 --> 02:48:55,540
Let's get the hell out of here.

4673
02:48:56,440 --> 02:48:57,360
We have work to be doing.

4674
02:48:58,200 --> 02:48:58,990
We need to get the hell out of

4675
02:48:58,990 --> 02:48:59,540
here.

4676
02:49:00,000 --> 02:49:00,800
We have work to be doing.

4677
02:49:01,760 --> 02:49:02,100
You need to get the hell out of

4678
02:49:02,100 --> 02:49:03,420
there and start doing a bit of

4679
02:49:03,420 --> 02:49:03,900
work.

4680
02:49:05,820 --> 02:49:06,640
You've been slacking off all

4681
02:49:06,640 --> 02:49:07,360
day.

4682
02:49:08,140 --> 02:49:09,130
There's deep vein zomboses

4683
02:49:09,130 --> 02:49:10,940
going on around the town.

4684
02:49:12,020 --> 02:49:13,060
Thank you very much.

4685
02:49:13,380 --> 02:49:13,880
Poor kid.

4686
02:49:15,180 --> 02:49:15,800
Yeah, pure.

4687
02:49:16,060 --> 02:49:16,740
Poor kid.

4688
02:49:16,740 --> 02:49:16,840
Poor kid.

4689
02:49:17,840 --> 02:49:19,700
Thanks very much, poor kid.

4690
02:49:23,100 --> 02:49:24,860
They're selling Playstations in

4691
02:49:24,860 --> 02:49:26,200
town for 50 euro.

4692
02:49:30,420 --> 02:49:32,920
The Roscommon Police Department.

4693
02:49:33,380 --> 02:49:34,920
Leon Kennedy from the Roscommon

4694
02:49:34,920 --> 02:49:36,400
Police Department.

4695
02:49:37,000 --> 02:49:37,940
Gardaí Shirkana.

4696
02:49:38,100 --> 02:49:39,260
Just out of Templemore.

4697
02:49:39,740 --> 02:49:40,820
New on the scene.

4698
02:49:41,640 --> 02:49:41,960
Rookie.

4699
02:49:42,200 --> 02:49:43,240
Rookie job.

4700
02:49:44,000 --> 02:49:44,680
And I'm fucked.

4701
02:49:44,760 --> 02:49:45,280
I'm not well.

4702
02:49:45,700 --> 02:49:46,620
I'm out of sorts.

4703
02:49:48,100 --> 02:49:49,480
I'm out of sorts, Pat.

4704
02:49:50,120 --> 02:49:50,760
Pat Cox.

4705
02:49:51,060 --> 02:49:52,070
I want to tell you something

4706
02:49:52,070 --> 02:49:52,940
about Pat Cox.

4707
02:49:53,020 --> 02:49:53,940
He greatly enhanced his

4708
02:49:53,940 --> 02:49:54,600
reputation.

4709
02:49:57,200 --> 02:49:57,720
Now.

4710
02:49:58,160 --> 02:49:59,000
Precinct Key.

4711
02:50:00,740 --> 02:50:02,080
It's the shape of a heart.

4712
02:50:04,540 --> 02:50:06,190
We still need to get the second

4713
02:50:06,190 --> 02:50:09,540
fished-sized heart.

4714
02:50:10,040 --> 02:50:12,080
I can't remember where that is.

4715
02:50:13,760 --> 02:50:14,540
If anybody in the chat can

4716
02:50:14,540 --> 02:50:17,230
enlighten me as to where the

4717
02:50:17,230 --> 02:50:20,640
second fished-sized heart is.

4718
02:50:27,020 --> 02:50:28,140
Dildo-fagons.

4719
02:50:31,860 --> 02:50:32,820
Says Jamsie.

4720
02:50:32,920 --> 02:50:33,520
That's a good one.

4721
02:50:39,120 --> 02:50:39,440
Where did you buy those fine

4722
02:50:39,440 --> 02:50:41,800
shades?

4723
02:50:41,980 --> 02:50:44,040
I got- I stole them from Mace.

4724
02:50:45,140 --> 02:50:45,520
Okay.

4725
02:50:47,520 --> 02:50:48,360
Raccoons common.

4726
02:50:48,520 --> 02:50:49,220
Makes sense.

4727
02:50:51,700 --> 02:50:52,200
Right.

4728
02:50:53,040 --> 02:50:53,580
Go out.

4729
02:50:53,700 --> 02:50:54,920
We take the heart.

4730
02:50:55,120 --> 02:50:56,230
I know where there's a heart

4731
02:50:56,230 --> 02:50:56,880
room now.

4732
02:50:58,340 --> 02:51:00,320
Maybe there's a fucking fished-sized

4733
02:51:00,320 --> 02:51:01,040
heart-

4734
02:51:01,040 --> 02:51:02,880
Heart-sized fished-

4735
02:51:02,880 --> 02:51:03,220
Jew.

4736
02:51:03,920 --> 02:51:05,040
Inside the heart-

4737
02:51:05,040 --> 02:51:06,040
Inside the heart-

4738
02:51:06,040 --> 02:51:06,760
Room.

4739
02:51:14,540 --> 02:51:15,400
Blumenthal.

4740
02:51:17,640 --> 02:51:19,140
All these cunts have gone now.

4741
02:51:20,840 --> 02:51:21,460
All these-

4742
02:51:21,460 --> 02:51:22,640
The people that we killed in

4743
02:51:22,640 --> 02:51:24,400
here are faded eternally.

4744
02:51:24,640 --> 02:51:25,000
Spiders.

4745
02:51:29,960 --> 02:51:27,960
And to think that these cunts

4746
02:51:27,960 --> 02:51:31,050
thought that I would be the one

4747
02:51:31,050 --> 02:51:34,120
that they could eat alive.

4748
02:51:34,640 --> 02:51:35,000
Spiders.

4749
02:51:38,240 --> 02:51:39,040
And I want to tell you

4750
02:51:39,040 --> 02:51:39,600
something.

4751
02:51:39,780 --> 02:51:40,560
Try it sometime.

4752
02:51:43,100 --> 02:51:43,010
When you have a house in

4753
02:51:43,010 --> 02:51:44,380
Brussels.

4754
02:51:44,780 --> 02:51:46,320
A house in fucking Castle Bar.

4755
02:51:46,400 --> 02:51:47,080
A house in Dublin.

4756
02:51:47,220 --> 02:51:47,820
Try it sometime.

4757
02:51:47,980 --> 02:51:48,580
You have to light it.

4758
02:51:48,640 --> 02:51:48,920
Heat it.

4759
02:51:51,980 --> 02:51:52,820
Try it sometime.

4760
02:51:56,420 --> 02:51:57,360
The club, is it?

4761
02:51:57,940 --> 02:51:59,520
Has anyone got a club milk?

4762
02:51:59,780 --> 02:52:00,440
For the book.

4763
02:52:03,860 --> 02:52:04,220
Spiders.

4764
02:52:07,220 --> 02:52:07,600
Any yellow vests from France

4765
02:52:07,600 --> 02:52:10,180
here tonight, no?

4766
02:52:25,260 --> 02:52:25,940
Spiders.

4767
02:52:26,420 --> 02:52:27,440
Oh my god.

4768
02:52:27,440 --> 02:52:34,440
Spiders.

4769
02:52:34,440 --> 02:52:55,420
Where do I use the shmall key?

4770
02:52:55,420 --> 02:52:57,570
Flossing while watching in the

4771
02:52:57,570 --> 02:52:59,980
USA. Nice to see you buddy. How

4772
02:52:59,980 --> 02:53:02,130
are things over in America? It's

4773
02:53:02,130 --> 02:53:03,440
awful wiry isn't it?

4774
02:53:03,440 --> 02:53:06,210
There's always something going

4775
02:53:06,210 --> 02:53:08,950
on over in the states. There's

4776
02:53:08,950 --> 02:53:11,430
always some bit of jig acting

4777
02:53:11,430 --> 02:53:13,870
going on over yonder. Some

4778
02:53:13,870 --> 02:53:16,540
fucking lunatic with a fucking

4779
02:53:16,540 --> 02:53:18,440
gun or something.

4780
02:53:26,440 --> 02:53:28,420
Now I'm at a loss as to where

4781
02:53:28,420 --> 02:53:30,850
we go here. Okay okay okay okay

4782
02:53:30,850 --> 02:53:32,650
okay I know I know I know I

4783
02:53:32,650 --> 02:53:36,200
know. Allergan. Allergan is

4784
02:53:36,200 --> 02:53:37,440
after you.

4785
02:53:37,440 --> 02:53:40,850
Where was the games last Sunday

4786
02:53:40,850 --> 02:53:44,510
says Durex dude. Well I'm sorry

4787
02:53:44,510 --> 02:53:47,630
Durex dude. I just fucking

4788
02:53:47,630 --> 02:53:51,440
couldn't do it man I was fucked.

4789
02:53:51,440 --> 02:53:54,240
So I hope this in some shape or

4790
02:53:54,240 --> 02:53:57,080
form is making up for that. I

4791
02:53:57,080 --> 02:54:00,440
know the graphics are poor but.

4792
02:54:00,440 --> 02:54:02,960
I'm actually are. I'm happy

4793
02:54:02,960 --> 02:54:05,630
enough with this as a game. Now

4794
02:54:05,630 --> 02:54:07,180
I've used the precinct key.

4795
02:54:07,180 --> 02:54:08,850
They're telling me it's useless

4796
02:54:08,850 --> 02:54:10,440
so I'm going to discard it.

4797
02:54:10,440 --> 02:54:12,270
Obviously you'd want to discard

4798
02:54:12,270 --> 02:54:14,000
it. It's just going to take up

4799
02:54:14,000 --> 02:54:15,780
space in your inventory. Or

4800
02:54:15,780 --> 02:54:17,460
inventory. Whatever way you

4801
02:54:17,460 --> 02:54:19,440
skin that apple now you can.

4802
02:54:19,440 --> 02:54:21,610
a couple of cannabis plants in

4803
02:54:21,610 --> 02:54:22,400
the corner.

4804
02:54:22,800 --> 02:54:23,820
They need to be harvested.

4805
02:54:24,340 --> 02:54:25,560
They need to be dried out.

4806
02:54:26,460 --> 02:54:27,600
You need to take the buds off

4807
02:54:27,600 --> 02:54:28,260
them.

4808
02:54:33,260 --> 02:54:35,160
Were you drunk on Sudafed when

4809
02:54:35,160 --> 02:54:36,320
you uploaded that video the

4810
02:54:36,320 --> 02:54:36,840
last day?

4811
02:54:37,600 --> 02:54:39,480
I was, and I also thought that

4812
02:54:39,480 --> 02:54:42,010
I'd uploaded a video that was

4813
02:54:42,010 --> 02:54:43,760
in the correct aspect ratio,

4814
02:54:44,120 --> 02:54:45,980
but it was in the wrong aspect

4815
02:54:45,980 --> 02:54:46,760
ratio.

4816
02:54:47,160 --> 02:54:50,510
Franky Scholes, your perception

4817
02:54:50,510 --> 02:54:53,100
skills are perspecial.

4818
02:54:57,020 --> 02:54:58,210
Now we're going downstairs into

4819
02:54:58,210 --> 02:55:03,740
this fucking world of iniquity.

4820
02:55:04,600 --> 02:55:06,040
There are dogs downstairs.

4821
02:55:11,440 --> 02:55:11,170
Should mix the red herb with

4822
02:55:11,170 --> 02:55:13,680
the green.

4823
02:55:14,200 --> 02:55:15,620
I know, but it's gone.

4824
02:55:15,980 --> 02:55:16,980
The moment is gone.

4825
02:55:17,940 --> 02:55:18,940
Should I go down here?

4826
02:55:20,340 --> 02:55:20,780
Yeah.

4827
02:55:21,260 --> 02:55:21,980
Fuck it, we will.

4828
02:55:22,260 --> 02:55:23,230
There's doggins down here, I

4829
02:55:23,230 --> 02:55:23,820
remember.

4830
02:55:24,540 --> 02:55:25,660
There's a nasty little fucking

4831
02:55:25,660 --> 02:55:26,840
pooch down here.

4832
02:55:32,320 --> 02:55:32,910
Nasty little doggine down this

4833
02:55:32,910 --> 02:55:34,360
way.

4834
02:55:35,960 --> 02:55:37,350
You'd want to feed him a bone

4835
02:55:37,350 --> 02:55:38,100
ore.

4836
02:55:38,260 --> 02:55:39,600
A bone ore and fucking tell him

4837
02:55:39,600 --> 02:55:40,300
to go away.

4838
02:55:40,800 --> 02:55:44,650
I might give him the old Sammy

4839
02:55:44,650 --> 02:55:45,400
shotgun.

4840
02:55:53,080 --> 02:55:54,060
Come on, boy.

4841
02:55:56,880 --> 02:55:58,020
Come on, boy.

4842
02:55:59,600 --> 02:56:00,760
Animal rights, yeah?

4843
02:56:03,080 --> 02:56:04,400
Animal shites.

4844
02:56:08,600 --> 02:56:09,980
That was him, Telt.

4845
02:56:09,980 --> 02:56:12,110
He'll never get up from that

4846
02:56:12,110 --> 02:56:14,140
again, the daft prick.

4847
02:56:24,100 --> 02:56:25,480
We have another bucking.

4848
02:56:27,000 --> 02:56:27,450
We have another little Rex

4849
02:56:27,450 --> 02:56:29,760
coming our way now, I think.

4850
02:56:33,960 --> 02:56:35,060
I can hear him.

4851
02:56:35,060 --> 02:56:47,100
Oh, no.

4852
02:56:49,500 --> 02:56:50,560
What the fuck?

4853
02:56:59,180 --> 02:57:00,040
Good luck.

4854
02:57:01,440 --> 02:57:02,450
Cunt just got Kurt Cobain'd in

4855
02:57:02,450 --> 02:57:03,580
the skull.

4856
02:57:06,180 --> 02:57:07,360
Never mind.

4857
02:57:11,220 --> 02:57:13,340
Time to take these herbines now.

4858
02:57:14,840 --> 02:57:17,000
My new name is Herb Williams.

4859
02:57:17,700 --> 02:57:19,760
I got a change there via deed

4860
02:57:19,760 --> 02:57:20,640
poll.

4861
02:57:21,840 --> 02:57:23,380
I got the name changed by deed

4862
02:57:23,380 --> 02:57:25,380
poll the last day.

4863
02:57:26,460 --> 02:57:27,680
Get in the fuck.

4864
02:57:28,900 --> 02:57:29,460
Oh, no.

4865
02:57:36,280 --> 02:57:37,340
Get to sleep.

4866
02:57:40,840 --> 02:57:41,880
Get to sleep.

4867
02:57:43,880 --> 02:57:45,000
Rest in pieces.

4868
02:57:53,000 --> 02:57:54,880
Where were the parents?

4869
02:57:56,340 --> 02:57:57,960
I'll get pet after you.

4870
02:58:01,480 --> 02:58:01,340
I want to tell you something

4871
02:58:01,340 --> 02:58:03,560
about the dogs.

4872
02:58:03,660 --> 02:58:04,520
They're awful cunts.

4873
02:58:05,560 --> 02:58:06,340
They come at you in the middle

4874
02:58:06,340 --> 02:58:07,940
of the night trying to make

4875
02:58:07,940 --> 02:58:09,120
fucking hands of you.

4876
02:58:09,660 --> 02:58:10,820
All you've got is the gun at

4877
02:58:10,820 --> 02:58:12,240
your side, like, you know.

4878
02:58:12,700 --> 02:58:13,860
I can hear more of them through

4879
02:58:13,860 --> 02:58:14,360
here.

4880
02:58:14,460 --> 02:58:15,760
Oh, it's an awful shame.

4881
02:58:16,580 --> 02:58:17,400
Awful shame.

4882
02:58:18,120 --> 02:58:19,220
To see what the dogs are doing

4883
02:58:19,220 --> 02:58:20,160
these days.

4884
02:58:22,040 --> 02:58:22,500
It's an awful shame seeing what

4885
02:58:22,500 --> 02:58:24,880
the dogs are up to these days.

4886
02:58:25,120 --> 02:58:25,380
Nice.

4887
02:58:25,580 --> 02:58:26,520
Nice little dogging.

4888
02:58:26,880 --> 02:58:27,920
See you later, Mortinator.

4889
02:58:29,880 --> 02:58:30,820
Nice to talk to you.

4890
02:58:32,880 --> 02:58:34,190
I'll fucking get that nose hair

4891
02:58:34,190 --> 02:58:34,760
trimmed.

4892
02:58:35,220 --> 02:58:35,720
The next...

4893
02:58:35,720 --> 02:58:37,120
I'll trim the bush the next day.

4894
02:58:39,300 --> 02:58:40,840
We might have word then, hey.

4895
02:58:44,280 --> 02:58:46,020
The smell of want off that howl.

4896
02:58:49,680 --> 02:58:50,530
The game window is 4-3 aspect

4897
02:58:50,530 --> 02:58:52,700
ratio, man.

4898
02:58:56,100 --> 02:58:56,840
Oh, it's fucked.

4899
02:58:56,960 --> 02:58:57,680
I can see what you...

4900
02:58:57,680 --> 02:58:58,560
I can see what you mean.

4901
02:58:58,980 --> 02:58:59,820
Thanks very much.

4902
02:59:01,500 --> 02:59:01,940
Cheers.

4903
02:59:01,940 --> 02:59:18,780
Reserve power control.

4904
02:59:19,320 --> 02:59:20,690
Power can be routed to the

4905
02:59:20,690 --> 02:59:23,420
areas with insufficient power.

4906
02:59:23,560 --> 02:59:25,940
Using the five switches, okay.

4907
02:59:26,420 --> 02:59:27,420
The five switches.

4908
02:59:28,120 --> 02:59:29,940
Using all the power may cause a

4909
02:59:29,940 --> 02:59:30,740
short.

4910
02:59:30,740 --> 02:59:31,740
And...

4911
02:59:31,740 --> 02:59:33,020
Cut the power supply.

4912
02:59:33,420 --> 02:59:33,700
Now.

4913
02:59:34,060 --> 02:59:34,780
It's a switch.

4914
02:59:34,940 --> 02:59:35,960
Will you move it up or down?

4915
02:59:38,820 --> 02:59:39,220
Oh.

4916
02:59:39,440 --> 02:59:40,800
How the fuck do we do this?

4917
02:59:41,220 --> 02:59:42,340
Does anybody know how to do

4918
02:59:42,340 --> 02:59:42,880
this?

4919
02:59:53,400 --> 02:59:55,020
Does anyone know how to do this?

4920
02:59:55,480 --> 02:59:56,430
Should I move the next one up

4921
02:59:56,430 --> 02:59:57,040
or down?

4922
03:00:00,940 --> 03:00:01,720
Down or up?

4923
03:00:04,120 --> 03:00:05,180
I'm waiting on you.

4924
03:00:12,020 --> 03:00:12,340
Up.

4925
03:00:12,340 --> 03:00:32,580
Power supply.

4926
03:00:32,580 --> 03:00:33,480
Okay.

4927
03:00:33,480 --> 03:00:34,680
Power supply.

4928
03:00:34,900 --> 03:00:35,300
Okay.

4929
03:00:36,300 --> 03:00:37,300
We did it.

4930
03:00:37,300 --> 03:00:38,300
The B1 map.

4931
03:00:38,300 --> 03:00:53,140
The B1 map.

4932
03:00:54,460 --> 03:00:55,860
Really comes into its own.

4933
03:00:56,720 --> 03:00:57,980
When you get into the B...

4934
03:00:57,980 --> 03:00:58,840
The basement one.

4935
03:00:59,400 --> 03:00:59,920
The B...

4936
03:00:59,920 --> 03:01:01,530
The B1 map really comes into

4937
03:01:01,530 --> 03:01:03,040
its own when you reach the B1

4938
03:01:03,040 --> 03:01:03,920
area, I'd say.

4939
03:01:05,820 --> 03:01:06,820
Let's have a little look at

4940
03:01:06,820 --> 03:01:07,180
this.

4941
03:01:07,540 --> 03:01:08,140
See where we're...

4942
03:01:08,140 --> 03:01:09,060
See where we're fixed.

4943
03:01:11,380 --> 03:01:11,740
Okay.

4944
03:01:11,860 --> 03:01:12,860
So there's a room outside I

4945
03:01:12,860 --> 03:01:13,720
haven't been in.

4946
03:01:14,220 --> 03:01:15,540
The power is being turned on to

4947
03:01:15,540 --> 03:01:15,960
it.

4948
03:01:16,300 --> 03:01:17,540
I think there could be a lick

4949
03:01:17,540 --> 03:01:19,410
out or two happening inside

4950
03:01:19,410 --> 03:01:19,880
that box.

4951
03:01:20,680 --> 03:01:21,940
As I recall, you go in and it's

4952
03:01:21,940 --> 03:01:23,220
a morgue mortuary and there's

4953
03:01:23,220 --> 03:01:24,000
like...

4954
03:01:25,940 --> 03:01:27,500
Dead fuckers in boxes.

4955
03:01:32,960 --> 03:01:33,360
Yeah.

4956
03:01:33,580 --> 03:01:34,360
Is it okay?

4957
03:01:34,560 --> 03:01:35,660
Is it an autopsy room?

4958
03:01:36,400 --> 03:01:37,140
The club is etched.

4959
03:01:37,220 --> 03:01:37,400
Okay.

4960
03:01:37,480 --> 03:01:39,680
We cannot enter the autopsy

4961
03:01:39,680 --> 03:01:40,400
room.

4962
03:01:42,320 --> 03:01:43,450
Which is a good thing in my

4963
03:01:43,450 --> 03:01:43,860
book.

4964
03:01:44,000 --> 03:01:44,320
Because...

4965
03:01:45,040 --> 03:01:47,520
It's a scary old place to be.

4966
03:01:48,220 --> 03:01:48,560
Now.

4967
03:01:48,980 --> 03:01:50,220
We'll head down the hallway.

4968
03:01:50,660 --> 03:01:51,390
There's something else I want

4969
03:01:51,390 --> 03:01:52,140
to hit you with.

4970
03:01:52,580 --> 03:01:53,920
We go around this corner here.

4971
03:01:54,400 --> 03:01:54,840
There's a...

4972
03:01:54,840 --> 03:01:55,840
There's an armory.

4973
03:01:56,560 --> 03:01:57,880
A weapons storage.

4974
03:01:58,180 --> 03:01:59,400
The card reader on the left.

4975
03:01:59,660 --> 03:02:00,860
I don't have the card.

4976
03:02:08,780 --> 03:02:09,580
Fucking garage.

4977
03:02:10,600 --> 03:02:12,390
There could be Ada Wong down

4978
03:02:12,390 --> 03:02:13,280
here.

4979
03:02:13,380 --> 03:02:14,620
There could be Ada Wong.

4980
03:02:22,160 --> 03:02:22,640
Oh.

4981
03:02:23,320 --> 03:02:24,080
Fucking hell.

4982
03:02:27,080 --> 03:02:28,500
That was a real one.

4983
03:02:29,680 --> 03:02:30,440
Kilban would have something to

4984
03:02:30,440 --> 03:02:31,600
say about that.

4985
03:02:31,600 --> 03:02:36,040
Sorry about that.

4986
03:02:36,660 --> 03:02:37,510
When I saw the uniform, I

4987
03:02:37,510 --> 03:02:39,620
thought you were another zombie.

4988
03:02:44,500 --> 03:02:45,660
Who are you?

4989
03:02:49,400 --> 03:02:50,380
Ada Wong.

4990
03:02:52,840 --> 03:02:54,480
And what are you doing here?

4991
03:02:56,480 --> 03:02:57,740
I'm looking for some guy named

4992
03:02:57,740 --> 03:02:58,560
Bam.

4993
03:02:58,700 --> 03:02:59,700
Never even mind.

4994
03:02:59,700 --> 03:03:00,720
Those reporter types.

4995
03:03:01,120 --> 03:03:02,600
Always looking for a scoop.

4996
03:03:04,500 --> 03:03:05,290
I heard he was locked up in the

4997
03:03:05,290 --> 03:03:06,700
cell block.

4998
03:03:06,900 --> 03:03:08,290
Only there's a wrecked car barring

4999
03:03:08,290 --> 03:03:09,120
the entrance.

5000
03:03:09,680 --> 03:03:10,630
I've been trying to find

5001
03:03:10,630 --> 03:03:12,120
another way inside.

5002
03:03:18,840 --> 03:03:17,680
If we work together, we can

5003
03:03:17,680 --> 03:03:21,620
move this thing.

5004
03:03:22,240 --> 03:03:23,540
Give me a hand here, will you?

5005
03:03:25,080 --> 03:03:26,440
She's nice, isn't she?

5006
03:03:26,440 --> 03:03:28,040
She's wearing a nice dress for

5007
03:03:28,040 --> 03:03:29,840
a fucking zombie apocalypse.

5008
03:03:49,840 --> 03:03:52,180
Ten out of ten voice acting.

5009
03:03:53,520 --> 03:03:54,980
Okay, so now we're inside this

5010
03:03:54,980 --> 03:03:57,870
little police cell job with Ada

5011
03:03:57,870 --> 03:03:58,660
Wong.

5012
03:03:58,800 --> 03:03:59,660
Ada Wong now.

5013
03:04:00,080 --> 03:04:01,340
I'll tell you about Ada Wong.

5014
03:04:01,440 --> 03:04:02,780
She's a nice girl I met down in

5015
03:04:02,780 --> 03:04:03,940
the parking garage.

5016
03:04:03,940 --> 03:04:03,940
Ada what?

5017
03:04:03,940 --> 03:04:19,590
Yes, I will take those handgun

5018
03:04:19,590 --> 03:04:25,680
bullets.

5019
03:04:25,680 --> 03:04:54,520
handgun bullets.

5020
03:04:54,520 --> 03:04:56,120
The boys were growing the

5021
03:04:56,120 --> 03:04:57,790
cannabis herb which has been

5022
03:04:57,790 --> 03:05:00,570
seized in Arklow. Cannabis herb

5023
03:05:00,570 --> 03:05:00,640
with

5024
03:05:00,640 --> 03:05:03,560
a street value of 4 million

5025
03:05:03,560 --> 03:05:07,380
euros has been seized by the Gordie.

5026
03:05:07,380 --> 03:05:10,140
You can't carry any more

5027
03:05:10,140 --> 03:05:14,360
items because you have too many

5028
03:05:14,360 --> 03:05:18,250
items in your pocket. Good

5029
03:05:18,250 --> 03:05:22,480
advice. We're going out town

5030
03:05:22,480 --> 03:05:23,360
there on man. I've got a box of

5031
03:05:23,360 --> 03:05:23,360
fucking Cobra

5032
03:05:23,360 --> 03:05:25,580
toxins and three Joe Rogans in

5033
03:05:25,580 --> 03:05:27,800
my pocket. I was wired on the

5034
03:05:27,800 --> 03:05:29,480
Rogans last night.

5035
03:05:29,480 --> 03:05:32,750
Look at this. Get up now. Get

5036
03:05:32,750 --> 03:05:35,600
out of bed you cunt.

5037
03:05:35,600 --> 03:05:37,400
What do you want? I'm trying to

5038
03:05:37,400 --> 03:05:39,380
sleep here. Hey, what the fuck

5039
03:05:39,380 --> 03:05:39,840
here?

5040
03:05:43,720 --> 03:05:46,260
Is this the guy? Ben? You told

5041
03:05:46,260 --> 03:05:48,370
the city officials that you

5042
03:05:48,370 --> 03:05:50,580
knew something about what's

5043
03:05:50,580 --> 03:05:53,230
been going on, didn't you? What

5044
03:05:53,230 --> 03:05:55,690
did you tell them? And who the

5045
03:05:55,690 --> 03:05:57,760
heck are you? I'm trying to

5046
03:05:57,760 --> 03:06:00,080
find my boyfriend. His name's

5047
03:06:00,080 --> 03:06:02,090
John. He was working for a

5048
03:06:02,090 --> 03:06:04,380
branch office of Umbrella based

5049
03:06:04,380 --> 03:06:06,280
in Chicago but he suddenly

5050
03:06:06,280 --> 03:06:08,610
disappeared six months ago. I

5051
03:06:08,610 --> 03:06:10,740
heard a rumor that he's here in

5052
03:06:10,740 --> 03:06:11,840
the city. Yeah?

5053
03:06:11,840 --> 03:06:14,530
I don't know anything and even

5054
03:06:14,530 --> 03:06:16,770
if I did why would I want to

5055
03:06:16,770 --> 03:06:17,960
tell you?

5056
03:06:17,960 --> 03:06:22,280
Hey, why would I want to tell

5057
03:06:22,280 --> 03:06:24,960
you guys? Okay, I say we leave

5058
03:06:24,960 --> 03:06:26,360
him in there. Does anyone know

5059
03:06:26,360 --> 03:06:27,620
where they put the key to this

5060
03:06:27,620 --> 03:06:30,600
cell? I have it right here,

5061
03:06:30,600 --> 03:06:32,510
officer. But I'm not about to

5062
03:06:32,510 --> 03:06:35,330
leave this cell. Those zombies

5063
03:06:35,330 --> 03:06:38,060
aren't the only things crawling

5064
03:06:38,060 --> 03:06:39,960
around out there.

5065
03:06:39,960 --> 03:06:46,080
Oh, fuck me. What was that?

5066
03:06:46,080 --> 03:06:49,590
Like I said, I'm not leaving

5067
03:06:49,590 --> 03:06:52,970
this cell. Get out of here

5068
03:06:52,970 --> 03:06:57,080
before you lead it right to me.

5069
03:06:57,080 --> 03:06:59,050
Hey, I'm not going anywhere. I'm

5070
03:06:59,050 --> 03:07:00,690
the only cop left alive in this

5071
03:07:00,690 --> 03:07:03,290
building. What? Look, if you

5072
03:07:03,290 --> 03:07:06,590
want to live, then you're gonna

5073
03:07:06,590 --> 03:07:09,080
have to leave with me.

5074
03:07:09,080 --> 03:07:10,930
The rain is coming in. But do

5075
03:07:10,930 --> 03:07:12,720
you even know how to get out of

5076
03:07:12,720 --> 03:07:14,660
the city? There's a kennel in

5077
03:07:14,660 --> 03:07:16,370
the back of the building.

5078
03:07:16,370 --> 03:07:18,450
Inside the kennel is a manhole.

5079
03:07:18,450 --> 03:07:20,240
Go through and it'll lead you

5080
03:07:20,240 --> 03:07:22,180
to the sewer entrance. But it

5081
03:07:22,180 --> 03:07:23,560
won't be easy.

5082
03:07:26,200 --> 03:07:27,250
Alright, I'm going. Alright, I'm

5083
03:07:27,250 --> 03:07:27,600
going.

5084
03:07:39,320 --> 03:07:38,250
Right, I know where I'm going

5085
03:07:38,250 --> 03:07:40,840
now.

5086
03:07:40,840 --> 03:07:58,760
The fucking tyrant is after you.

5087
03:07:58,760 --> 03:08:00,910
The fucking tyrant is after you,

5088
03:08:00,910 --> 03:08:03,050
man. Do you know the tyrant, do

5089
03:08:03,050 --> 03:08:05,280
you? Yeah. He's not happy with

5090
03:08:05,280 --> 03:08:07,060
what you said about him last

5091
03:08:07,060 --> 03:08:07,840
night.

5092
03:08:07,840 --> 03:08:10,230
The tyrant is uptown looking

5093
03:08:10,230 --> 03:08:13,040
for you. He's scared enough for

5094
03:08:13,040 --> 03:08:15,540
you, actually. He's got an

5095
03:08:15,540 --> 03:08:18,240
eyeball inside his shoulder.

5096
03:08:18,240 --> 03:08:21,140
But he's actually timid enough.

5097
03:08:21,140 --> 03:08:23,730
Works at Allergan, yeah. Go

5098
03:08:23,730 --> 03:08:26,340
inside the roomine here and see

5099
03:08:26,340 --> 03:08:29,340
what's inside here. Toilets, is

5100
03:08:29,340 --> 03:08:30,840
it? Jacks!

5101
03:08:30,840 --> 03:08:31,640
Jax.

5102
03:08:43,560 --> 03:08:43,960
Yeah.

5103
03:08:44,960 --> 03:08:46,120
Thank you very much, Cleona.

5104
03:08:46,120 --> 03:08:46,460
Roll.

5105
03:08:48,380 --> 03:08:50,040
Great. Great to have the

5106
03:08:50,040 --> 03:08:50,660
support

5107
03:08:50,660 --> 03:08:52,440
when you're trying to kill dogs.

5108
03:08:53,640 --> 03:08:55,020
With the fucking...

5109
03:08:55,020 --> 03:08:56,980
With the Kirkcobian special.

5110
03:08:56,980 --> 03:09:10,980
Come on.

5111
03:09:20,200 --> 03:09:20,760
Oh!

5112
03:09:24,180 --> 03:09:25,560
That was a real one.

5113
03:09:26,140 --> 03:09:27,060
That was a real one.

5114
03:09:30,860 --> 03:09:32,140
Alright, let's just...

5115
03:09:32,880 --> 03:09:34,460
Let's just have a quick look.

5116
03:09:34,580 --> 03:09:36,500
Cleona Row donates two euro

5117
03:09:36,500 --> 03:09:38,530
and we've got a special scare

5118
03:09:38,530 --> 03:09:39,100
moment.

5119
03:09:39,420 --> 03:09:42,600
An actual genuine scare moment

5120
03:09:42,600 --> 03:09:43,860
coming up here right now.

5121
03:09:44,100 --> 03:09:45,660
He's in his inventory.

5122
03:09:46,260 --> 03:09:46,860
Let's have a look.

5123
03:09:47,000 --> 03:09:47,970
I'll take my face off the

5124
03:09:47,970 --> 03:09:48,480
screen.

5125
03:09:48,620 --> 03:09:49,180
Let's have a look.

5126
03:09:52,460 --> 03:09:53,940
Come on. There we go.

5127
03:09:55,300 --> 03:09:59,620
Let's watch.

5128
03:09:59,620 --> 03:10:00,020
Come on.

5129
03:10:07,140 --> 03:10:07,900
It's coming.

5130
03:10:08,580 --> 03:10:09,060
It's coming.

5131
03:10:09,060 --> 03:10:09,060
It's coming.

5132
03:10:09,060 --> 03:10:09,120
It's coming.

5133
03:10:09,120 --> 03:10:13,020
What a fanny.

5134
03:10:13,660 --> 03:10:14,620
That was a real one.

5135
03:10:14,620 --> 03:10:17,380
That's something that you learn

5136
03:10:17,380 --> 03:10:18,240
on training ground.

5137
03:10:18,360 --> 03:10:18,940
You don't...

5138
03:10:18,940 --> 03:10:19,940
You don't...

5139
03:10:19,940 --> 03:10:20,840
Shit your pants

5140
03:10:20,840 --> 03:10:21,800
as soon...

5141
03:10:21,800 --> 03:10:23,100
As soon as a dog

5142
03:10:23,100 --> 03:10:25,600
hits off the side of the cage.

5143
03:10:26,160 --> 03:10:27,460
That's just like...

5144
03:10:27,460 --> 03:10:29,340
That's the hallmarks

5145
03:10:29,340 --> 03:10:30,410
of not even being on training

5146
03:10:30,410 --> 03:10:30,820
ground.

5147
03:10:30,820 --> 03:10:32,190
Not only being on training

5148
03:10:32,190 --> 03:10:32,860
ground once,

5149
03:10:33,020 --> 03:10:33,940
which he hadn't done,

5150
03:10:34,940 --> 03:10:36,830
but being a complete fanny and

5151
03:10:36,830 --> 03:10:37,320
all.

5152
03:10:39,260 --> 03:10:41,390
When I slither home after a

5153
03:10:41,390 --> 03:10:43,420
hard day out in fields,

5154
03:10:43,420 --> 03:10:44,920
there's nothing I like more

5155
03:10:44,920 --> 03:10:46,470
than lashing a few stickings

5156
03:10:46,470 --> 03:10:48,230
into the fireplace and setting

5157
03:10:48,230 --> 03:10:49,100
fire to them.

5158
03:10:49,100 --> 03:10:50,230
Be careful not to burn your

5159
03:10:50,230 --> 03:10:51,100
hands like I did.

5160
03:10:51,100 --> 03:10:52,400
While I'm waiting for that baby

5161
03:10:52,400 --> 03:10:53,020
to get going,

5162
03:10:53,020 --> 03:10:54,930
I do a few rolls on the ground

5163
03:10:54,930 --> 03:10:56,860
and a few reptilius repetitions

5164
03:10:56,860 --> 03:10:58,860
just to get the blood flowing.

5165
03:10:59,340 --> 03:11:00,840
Once those flames are licking

5166
03:11:00,840 --> 03:11:02,480
high, it's time to stick your

5167
03:11:02,480 --> 03:11:03,180
coal in it.

5168
03:11:04,860 --> 03:11:06,990
You can generate extra drafthage

5169
03:11:06,990 --> 03:11:09,020
by using your gooch as a waft.

5170
03:11:09,420 --> 03:11:10,790
Now all that's left is to sit

5171
03:11:10,790 --> 03:11:12,630
back and warm your sack by the

5172
03:11:12,630 --> 03:11:13,420
flames.

5173
03:11:14,540 --> 03:11:16,190
This message was brought to you

5174
03:11:16,190 --> 03:11:17,180
by Fire.

5175
03:11:17,180 --> 03:11:17,900
Well there you have it.

5176
03:11:17,900 --> 03:11:18,620
It was a scare...

5177
03:11:18,620 --> 03:11:19,900
It was a scare moment.

5178
03:11:19,900 --> 03:11:20,780
Scare mongering.

5179
03:11:21,340 --> 03:11:22,600
And this dog, is he gonna burst

5180
03:11:22,600 --> 03:11:23,340
through or what?

5181
03:11:24,620 --> 03:11:25,560
Are we gonna take care of him

5182
03:11:25,560 --> 03:11:26,460
shotty?

5183
03:11:27,500 --> 03:11:28,140
He'll even be.

5184
03:11:28,140 --> 03:11:42,700
*Footsteps*

5185
03:11:52,060 --> 03:11:53,020
That was him telt.

5186
03:11:53,900 --> 03:11:54,720
That was the end of that

5187
03:11:54,720 --> 03:11:56,140
fucking canine.

5188
03:11:56,140 --> 03:12:00,620
*Footsteps*

5189
03:12:01,740 --> 03:12:02,860
Canine got got.

5190
03:12:02,860 --> 03:12:03,820
*Footsteps*

5191
03:12:05,820 --> 03:12:07,420
Canine got sliced.

5192
03:12:07,420 --> 03:12:09,420
*Footsteps*

5193
03:12:09,420 --> 03:12:11,100
*Footsteps*

5194
03:12:11,100 --> 03:12:12,860
Canine go bye bye, yeah?

5195
03:12:12,860 --> 03:12:14,860
*Footsteps*

5196
03:12:19,660 --> 03:12:19,530
Now we can go inside this doggy's

5197
03:12:19,530 --> 03:12:22,380
little cage and see...

5198
03:12:23,740 --> 03:12:24,370
See what he was keeping in

5199
03:12:24,370 --> 03:12:25,180
there.

5200
03:12:25,180 --> 03:12:26,700
Nothing but a slop bucket.

5201
03:12:26,700 --> 03:12:27,740
*Footsteps*

5202
03:12:27,740 --> 03:12:28,860
And an old rag.

5203
03:12:28,860 --> 03:12:30,380
*Footsteps*

5204
03:12:30,380 --> 03:12:31,520
This is where they made the

5205
03:12:31,520 --> 03:12:32,380
dogs go to sleep.

5206
03:12:32,380 --> 03:12:32,860
*Footsteps*

5207
03:12:32,860 --> 03:12:34,860
*Footsteps*

5208
03:12:34,860 --> 03:12:34,860
*Footsteps*

5209
03:12:34,860 --> 03:12:35,660
*Footsteps*

5210
03:12:35,660 --> 03:12:36,620
*Footsteps*

5211
03:12:36,620 --> 03:12:37,260
Blue herb.

5212
03:12:37,260 --> 03:12:37,900
*Footsteps*

5213
03:12:37,900 --> 03:12:38,930
What do you do with the blue

5214
03:12:38,930 --> 03:12:39,340
herb?

5215
03:12:39,340 --> 03:12:39,900
*Footsteps*

5216
03:12:39,900 --> 03:12:40,700
*Footsteps*

5217
03:12:40,700 --> 03:12:41,980
*Footsteps*

5218
03:12:41,980 --> 03:12:42,940
I don't want that.

5219
03:12:42,940 --> 03:12:44,300
*Footsteps*

5220
03:12:44,300 --> 03:12:44,860
*Footsteps*

5221
03:12:44,860 --> 03:12:44,860
*Footsteps*

5222
03:12:44,860 --> 03:12:44,860
*Footsteps*

5223
03:12:44,860 --> 03:12:44,860
*Footsteps*

5224
03:12:44,860 --> 03:12:45,420
*Footsteps*

5225
03:12:45,420 --> 03:12:45,420
*Footsteps*

5226
03:12:45,420 --> 03:12:45,980
*Footsteps*

5227
03:12:45,980 --> 03:12:45,980
*Footsteps*

5228
03:12:45,980 --> 03:12:46,940
*Footsteps*

5229
03:12:46,940 --> 03:12:47,500
*Footsteps*

5230
03:12:47,500 --> 03:12:48,060
*Footsteps*

5231
03:12:48,060 --> 03:12:48,780
*Footsteps*

5232
03:12:48,780 --> 03:12:50,260
Jacob Rees-Mogg, I want to tell

5233
03:12:50,260 --> 03:12:50,860
you something.

5234
03:12:51,180 --> 03:12:52,380
You're a fucking great guy.

5235
03:12:52,540 --> 03:12:53,840
You're a top dog.

5236
03:12:54,220 --> 03:12:56,530
You're the best Victorian-looking

5237
03:12:56,530 --> 03:12:59,200
cunt I've ever seen in modern-day

5238
03:12:59,200 --> 03:12:59,820
age.

5239
03:13:01,220 --> 03:13:02,860
You're like a great cartoon.

5240
03:13:06,160 --> 03:13:06,650
And thank you very much for the

5241
03:13:06,650 --> 03:13:08,100
donation.

5242
03:13:10,380 --> 03:13:11,300
Firmly closed.

5243
03:13:11,440 --> 03:13:12,350
If I could open it with the

5244
03:13:12,350 --> 03:13:13,550
right tool, would the crank

5245
03:13:13,550 --> 03:13:14,060
open it?

5246
03:13:15,500 --> 03:13:16,700
No, you'd need a crowbar, would

5247
03:13:16,700 --> 03:13:17,320
you?

5248
03:13:17,320 --> 03:13:20,740
Fights the poison of the

5249
03:13:20,740 --> 03:13:22,480
spiders.

5250
03:13:24,040 --> 03:13:24,520
Spiders.

5251
03:13:26,300 --> 03:13:27,260
Rees-Mogg.

5252
03:13:31,840 --> 03:13:37,010
Right, we'll get the fuck out

5253
03:13:37,010 --> 03:13:40,580
of here.

5254
03:13:40,700 --> 03:13:41,500
We'd need a crowbar.

5255
03:13:41,620 --> 03:13:42,790
You'd need a George Hook,

5256
03:13:42,790 --> 03:13:43,660
someone says.

5257
03:13:43,660 --> 03:14:11,740
Where are we going, lads?

5258
03:14:11,740 --> 03:14:14,220
Where are we going, lads?

5259
03:14:15,660 --> 03:14:17,360
Where are we going, boys?

5260
03:14:20,720 --> 03:14:22,630
When- which way is Alargan from

5261
03:14:22,630 --> 03:14:23,100
here?

5262
03:14:24,940 --> 03:14:25,970
Do we need to take a fucking

5263
03:14:25,970 --> 03:14:27,580
bus or what?

5264
03:14:39,580 --> 03:14:41,960
Oh!

5265
03:14:46,460 --> 03:14:46,900
No.

5266
03:14:48,560 --> 03:14:49,570
The weapon's storage is still

5267
03:14:49,570 --> 03:14:50,580
locked.

5268
03:14:57,680 --> 03:14:56,840
How the fuck is that not going

5269
03:14:56,840 --> 03:14:59,580
to come up?

5270
03:15:00,300 --> 03:15:01,260
That's a fucking joke.

5271
03:15:01,260 --> 03:15:02,290
The whole place is a fucking

5272
03:15:02,290 --> 03:15:03,060
joke altogether.

5273
03:15:03,180 --> 03:15:03,900
All the doors are locked.

5274
03:15:03,980 --> 03:15:04,740
You can't even get inside

5275
03:15:04,740 --> 03:15:05,220
anywhere.

5276
03:15:05,320 --> 03:15:06,300
The whole place is locked shut

5277
03:15:06,300 --> 03:15:06,700
tight.

5278
03:15:07,200 --> 03:15:07,420
Huh?

5279
03:15:07,420 --> 03:15:18,920
Beside the cells.

5280
03:15:18,920 --> 03:15:21,060
Beside the cells.

5281
03:15:21,320 --> 03:15:22,480
Ah, fucking hell.

5282
03:15:22,580 --> 03:15:23,760
Video in Xamnia, man.

5283
03:15:24,720 --> 03:15:25,540
Thanks for the help.

5284
03:15:26,680 --> 03:15:28,050
We need to get this beside the

5285
03:15:28,050 --> 03:15:28,920
cells.

5286
03:15:29,120 --> 03:15:29,940
Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay.

5287
03:15:44,940 --> 03:15:39,430
Big thank you to Video Insomnius

5288
03:15:39,430 --> 03:15:47,920
helping out with the fucking

5289
03:15:47,920 --> 03:15:52,540
games there.

5290
03:15:52,540 --> 03:15:54,080
Have you tried the new Kit Kats?

5291
03:15:54,720 --> 03:15:56,380
Made with Ruby Cocoa beans.

5292
03:15:58,180 --> 03:15:59,040
Now I have it.

5293
03:16:00,280 --> 03:16:01,180
Do they exist?

5294
03:16:01,740 --> 03:16:02,520
Is that a fucking joke or

5295
03:16:02,520 --> 03:16:03,380
something?

5296
03:16:04,420 --> 03:16:04,820
Yeah.

5297
03:16:08,420 --> 03:16:09,860
Well, nice one, man.

5298
03:16:09,960 --> 03:16:10,940
I hope you're fucking having a

5299
03:16:10,940 --> 03:16:11,900
good time, Feelgood.

5300
03:16:12,020 --> 03:16:12,900
Thank you very much.

5301
03:16:13,000 --> 03:16:13,780
Very kind of you.

5302
03:16:15,060 --> 03:16:15,980
And I hope you're really

5303
03:16:15,980 --> 03:16:18,220
enjoying this today.

5304
03:16:19,800 --> 03:16:20,960
Doctor Feelgood.

5305
03:16:21,700 --> 03:16:23,280
I hope you're feeling good.

5306
03:16:23,740 --> 03:16:24,740
I know you are.

5307
03:16:24,740 --> 03:16:24,800
Yeah.

5308
03:16:24,800 --> 03:16:24,860
Yeah.

5309
03:16:24,860 --> 03:16:25,240
Yeah.

5310
03:16:25,240 --> 03:16:26,580
Cheeky old girl.

5311
03:16:28,040 --> 03:16:29,400
Fiona rolls after you.

5312
03:16:33,340 --> 03:16:33,780
Right.

5313
03:16:34,140 --> 03:16:35,250
Are we in the right place now

5314
03:16:35,250 --> 03:16:36,800
for the fucking crowbar?

5315
03:16:36,900 --> 03:16:37,780
Is it down here or what?

5316
03:16:41,440 --> 03:16:42,240
Beside the cells.

5317
03:16:42,360 --> 03:16:43,610
The doggy cells or beside the

5318
03:16:43,610 --> 03:16:44,620
fucking...

5319
03:16:44,620 --> 03:16:46,630
The cells next to where your

5320
03:16:46,630 --> 03:16:47,720
man is kept?

5321
03:16:55,260 --> 03:16:55,700
Ah.

5322
03:16:57,300 --> 03:16:58,500
We'll use the old herb.

5323
03:16:58,500 --> 03:17:03,440
Going changing the name to Herb

5324
03:17:03,440 --> 03:17:05,380
Lenehan.

5325
03:17:06,340 --> 03:17:07,860
Via deed poll.

5326
03:17:08,860 --> 03:17:09,950
I'm thinking of changing my

5327
03:17:09,950 --> 03:17:11,840
name to Herb Lenehan.

5328
03:17:12,360 --> 03:17:12,920
What's...

5329
03:17:12,920 --> 03:17:15,940
What's the legality of that?

5330
03:17:15,940 --> 03:17:17,360
And is it happening?

5331
03:17:19,440 --> 03:17:20,480
Can it happen?

5332
03:17:20,960 --> 03:17:21,640
Can it happen?

5333
03:17:24,460 --> 03:17:24,940
Yeah.

5334
03:17:26,300 --> 03:17:27,500
Longford for Sam.

5335
03:17:27,580 --> 03:17:28,600
I want to tell you something.

5336
03:17:28,760 --> 03:17:30,120
You're a fucking genius.

5337
03:17:32,020 --> 03:17:32,620
You're up there with Feelgood

5338
03:17:32,620 --> 03:17:34,760
and fucking Cleona Roll.

5339
03:17:41,520 --> 03:17:42,620
Rest in pieces.

5340
03:17:43,260 --> 03:17:44,420
You daft cunt.

5341
03:17:44,780 --> 03:17:45,800
Rest in pieces.

5342
03:17:47,420 --> 03:17:48,520
I'm only messing with you.

5343
03:17:50,340 --> 03:17:52,720
Now let us have a look.

5344
03:17:52,780 --> 03:17:54,360
I'd say lash up the volume, Viper.

5345
03:17:54,480 --> 03:17:54,660
What?

5346
03:17:54,740 --> 03:17:55,960
Of my voice?

5347
03:17:56,220 --> 03:17:58,400
Or of the game itself.

5348
03:18:01,800 --> 03:18:01,360
You're always better taking the

5349
03:18:01,360 --> 03:18:04,240
green herb to be more...

5350
03:18:04,240 --> 03:18:05,440
To be even more fine than you

5351
03:18:05,440 --> 03:18:05,800
are.

5352
03:18:07,220 --> 03:18:07,620
Yeah.

5353
03:18:08,740 --> 03:18:09,180
Fine.

5354
03:18:09,740 --> 03:18:11,000
I'm doing fine.

5355
03:18:14,860 --> 03:18:15,320
Now where the fuck am I going

5356
03:18:15,320 --> 03:18:16,500
now?

5357
03:18:16,600 --> 03:18:17,760
To the doggy hutch, is it?

5358
03:18:24,240 --> 03:18:25,960
The doggy hutch is after you.

5359
03:18:25,960 --> 03:18:25,960
The doggy hutch is after you.

5360
03:18:25,960 --> 03:18:40,530
I need the right tool for this

5361
03:18:40,530 --> 03:18:43,260
job.

5362
03:18:45,420 --> 03:18:45,880
Watch out for the fucking

5363
03:18:45,880 --> 03:18:47,680
spiders, eh?

5364
03:18:47,920 --> 03:18:48,620
Spiders.

5365
03:18:48,620 --> 03:18:55,250
Down into the fucking depths of

5366
03:18:55,250 --> 03:18:59,400
beyond here now.

5367
03:19:01,400 --> 03:19:03,060
Not a nice place to be.

5368
03:19:04,100 --> 03:19:04,660
Uh-oh.

5369
03:19:05,300 --> 03:19:06,620
Look what it is, boys.

5370
03:19:07,620 --> 03:19:07,980
Spiders.

5371
03:19:08,680 --> 03:19:09,400
Spiders.

5372
03:19:10,400 --> 03:19:10,680
Spiders.

5373
03:19:10,680 --> 03:19:11,080
Spiders.

5374
03:19:11,080 --> 03:19:11,540
Spiders.

5375
03:19:11,540 --> 03:19:12,600
Well.

5376
03:19:13,800 --> 03:19:14,220
Fuck.

5377
03:19:14,260 --> 03:19:14,260
Fuck.

5378
03:19:26,760 --> 03:19:27,120
What?

5379
03:19:27,200 --> 03:19:34,460
Oh my god.

5380
03:19:34,540 --> 03:19:35,060
Spiders.

5381
03:19:35,060 --> 03:19:35,560
Spiders.

5382
03:19:35,560 --> 03:19:36,700
Spiders.

5383
03:19:36,700 --> 03:19:36,820
Spiders.

5384
03:19:36,820 --> 03:19:37,420
Spiders.

5385
03:19:37,420 --> 03:19:37,920
Spiders.

5386
03:19:37,920 --> 03:19:38,420
Spiders.

5387
03:19:38,420 --> 03:19:38,420
Spiders.

5388
03:19:38,420 --> 03:19:38,880
Spiders.

5389
03:19:38,880 --> 03:19:39,420
Spiders.

5390
03:19:39,420 --> 03:19:40,420
Spiders.

5391
03:19:40,420 --> 03:19:40,420
Spiders.

5392
03:19:40,420 --> 03:19:41,420
Spiders.

5393
03:19:41,420 --> 03:19:42,420
Spiders.

5394
03:19:42,420 --> 03:19:43,420
Spiders.

5395
03:19:43,420 --> 03:19:43,420
Spiders.

5396
03:19:43,420 --> 03:19:45,420
Spiders.

5397
03:19:45,420 --> 03:19:47,420
Spiders.

5398
03:19:47,420 --> 03:19:49,420
Spiders.

5399
03:19:49,420 --> 03:19:49,980
Spiders.

5400
03:19:49,980 --> 03:19:50,980
Spiders.

5401
03:19:50,980 --> 03:19:51,980
Spiders.

5402
03:19:51,980 --> 03:19:52,980
Oh.

5403
03:19:52,980 --> 03:19:55,920
Fucking love this music, man.

5404
03:19:55,980 --> 03:19:57,420
This music means safety and

5405
03:19:57,420 --> 03:19:58,040
dreams.

5406
03:19:58,040 --> 03:20:22,040
*Demonic music*

5407
03:20:22,040 --> 03:20:23,540
We might put the fucking blue

5408
03:20:23,540 --> 03:20:25,040
herb in the pocket for later.

5409
03:20:25,040 --> 03:20:30,040
*Demonic music*

5410
03:20:30,040 --> 03:20:33,040
The spiders are after you.

5411
03:20:33,040 --> 03:20:36,040
*Demonic music*

5412
03:20:36,040 --> 03:20:37,830
Oh my god, that's too much

5413
03:20:37,830 --> 03:20:40,080
fucking spidering for one day,

5414
03:20:40,080 --> 03:20:41,040
spiders.

5415
03:20:41,040 --> 03:20:46,040
*Demonic music*

5416
03:20:46,040 --> 03:20:50,040
*Demonic music*

5417
03:20:50,040 --> 03:20:55,040
*Demonic music*

5418
03:20:55,040 --> 03:20:56,040
Spiders.

5419
03:20:56,040 --> 03:20:58,040
*Demonic music*

5420
03:20:58,040 --> 03:20:59,040
*Demonic music*

5421
03:20:59,040 --> 03:21:01,040
*Demonic music*

5422
03:21:01,040 --> 03:21:02,040
Spiders.

5423
03:21:02,040 --> 03:21:05,040
*Demonic music*

5424
03:21:05,040 --> 03:21:08,040
Okay, look it.

5425
03:21:08,040 --> 03:21:11,040
I'm gonna turn this music down.

5426
03:21:11,040 --> 03:21:14,400
down it was too much spider

5427
03:21:14,400 --> 03:21:30,220
action going on there oh my god

5428
03:21:30,220 --> 03:21:32,340
yeah Frankie Francis

5429
03:21:32,340 --> 03:21:34,430
started breakfast thanks very

5430
03:21:34,430 --> 03:21:36,620
much for the 127 but I didn't

5431
03:21:36,620 --> 03:21:38,640
fucking didn't look

5432
03:21:38,640 --> 03:21:40,720
it and it's it's too scary man

5433
03:21:40,720 --> 03:21:42,860
it's getting fucking dodgy in

5434
03:21:42,860 --> 03:21:45,010
here we've had we've had a lot

5435
03:21:45,010 --> 03:21:45,600
of fucking

5436
03:21:45,600 --> 03:21:47,720
spiders happening and I'm too

5437
03:21:47,720 --> 03:21:49,420
scared to carry on at the

5438
03:21:49,420 --> 03:21:51,380
moment we're gonna have to

5439
03:21:51,380 --> 03:21:52,140
reconvene

5440
03:21:55,140 --> 03:21:54,440
it may be half an hour or

5441
03:21:54,440 --> 03:21:57,470
something I don't know I can't

5442
03:21:57,470 --> 03:22:00,520
make that promise that I'll be

5443
03:22:00,520 --> 03:22:01,500
back but

5444
03:22:01,500 --> 03:22:04,890
fuck we we might reconvene

5445
03:22:04,890 --> 03:22:07,790
tonight we might reconvene

5446
03:22:07,790 --> 03:22:11,560
Sunday okay we might reconvene

5447
03:22:11,560 --> 03:22:13,390
Sunday but I want to thank

5448
03:22:13,390 --> 03:22:15,190
everybody at the moment for

5449
03:22:15,190 --> 03:22:17,460
watching the fucking stream we've

5450
03:22:17,460 --> 03:22:19,320
got down to the jail cells and

5451
03:22:19,320 --> 03:22:21,340
the fucking the doggy biscuits

5452
03:22:21,340 --> 03:22:22,960
and it's got a bit fucking

5453
03:22:22,960 --> 03:22:24,770
tight so we're gonna have to

5454
03:22:24,770 --> 03:22:26,780
just chillax the cacks and I'll

5455
03:22:26,780 --> 03:22:28,570
uh I'll be back to you in a bit

5456
03:22:28,570 --> 03:22:30,140
I don't know when.

5457
03:22:30,460 --> 03:22:33,070
thanks for everyone who's

5458
03:22:33,070 --> 03:22:35,840
watched and and donated very

5459
03:22:35,840 --> 03:22:37,420
very kind of you.

5460
03:22:37,420 --> 03:22:39,580
long cell says put the kettle

5461
03:22:39,580 --> 03:22:41,560
on and take a break I will do

5462
03:22:41,560 --> 03:22:43,810
thanks very much and I'll keep

5463
03:22:43,810 --> 03:22:46,150
making the streams going curt

5464
03:22:46,150 --> 03:22:48,790
and David St. Patrick says

5465
03:22:48,790 --> 03:22:50,940
watch my videos viper David St.

5466
03:22:50,940 --> 03:22:53,170
Patrick in the chat everyone

5467
03:22:53,170 --> 03:22:55,020
watch his videos I'll be

5468
03:22:55,020 --> 03:22:57,550
watching your videos straight

5469
03:22:57,550 --> 03:22:59,850
away now okay Jerry Adams thank

5470
03:22:59,850 --> 03:23:02,070
you very much and I want to say

5471
03:23:02,070 --> 03:23:04,380
I'll talk to you in a bit.

5472
03:23:04,380 --> 03:23:06,890
talk to you in a bit. Talk to

5473
03:23:06,890 --> 03:23:09,450
you in a bit. Good night and

5474
03:23:09,450 --> 03:23:11,340
God bless.

5475
03:23:11,340 --> 03:23:18,410
I'll see you in a bit. I'll see

5476
03:23:18,410 --> 03:23:18,890
you in a bit. I need a sandwich.

5477
03:23:18,890 --> 03:23:19,410
Need a fucking sandwich. Thanks

5478
03:23:19,410 --> 03:23:19,740
very much.

5479
03:23:20,300 --> 03:23:22,750
Here's your chance to win an

5480
03:23:22,750 --> 03:23:26,020
all expenses paid trip to Carlow.

5481
03:23:26,100 --> 03:23:27,020
Carlow.

5482
03:23:27,300 --> 03:23:29,680
You'll be picked up by Bus Arras.

5483
03:23:29,980 --> 03:23:31,530
Ireland's premier bus station

5484
03:23:31,530 --> 03:23:33,750
designed in the late 60s, early

5485
03:23:33,750 --> 03:23:35,720
70s or around that time.

5486
03:23:35,820 --> 03:23:36,960
Admire the pigeons.

5487
03:23:37,500 --> 03:23:38,780
Stare at the passengers waiting

5488
03:23:38,780 --> 03:23:40,880
to board their respective buses.

5489
03:23:40,880 --> 03:23:42,990
Then you'll be whisked away to

5490
03:23:42,990 --> 03:23:44,300
County Carlow.

5491
03:23:45,140 --> 03:23:46,020
Carlow.

5492
03:23:47,120 --> 03:23:49,010
Drive this fucker to Carlow

5493
03:23:49,010 --> 03:23:49,940
fast.

5494
03:23:50,440 --> 03:23:52,260
And don't stop once.

5495
03:23:54,680 --> 03:23:56,700
You'll be put up in an Airbnb.

5496
03:23:57,380 --> 03:23:59,320
The next day, a packed itinerant.

5497
03:23:59,340 --> 03:24:00,580
Featured Carlow Castle.

5498
03:24:00,840 --> 03:24:02,140
Carlow County Museum.

5499
03:24:02,300 --> 03:24:03,260
The Liberty Tree.

5500
03:24:03,460 --> 03:24:04,460
Cathedral of Assumption.

5501
03:24:04,640 --> 03:24:05,440
Browns Hill Dolmen.

5502
03:24:05,560 --> 03:24:06,480
Oak Park House.

5503
03:24:06,620 --> 03:24:07,460
Crappie's Grave.

5504
03:24:07,560 --> 03:24:08,420
The Liberty Tree.

5505
03:24:08,420 --> 03:24:08,780
Again.

5506
03:24:09,060 --> 03:24:09,980
Castle Dermot Abbey.

5507
03:24:10,080 --> 03:24:12,000
And Castle Dermot Round Tower.

5508
03:24:12,200 --> 03:24:12,600
Look it.

5509
03:24:12,720 --> 03:24:14,060
You'll never get a chance to

5510
03:24:14,060 --> 03:24:15,720
win a prize like this again.

5511
03:24:15,840 --> 03:24:17,590
So please, hold on to your

5512
03:24:17,590 --> 03:24:19,240
seats and enter now.

5513
03:24:19,380 --> 03:24:20,420
This once in a lifetime

5514
03:24:20,420 --> 03:24:21,740
opportunity to visit Carlow

5515
03:24:21,740 --> 03:24:23,200
doesn't come around often.

5516
03:24:23,200 --> 03:24:24,710
Unless, of course, you do want

5517
03:24:24,710 --> 03:24:25,990
to do it yourself in your own

5518
03:24:25,990 --> 03:24:26,460
time.

5519
03:24:26,660 --> 03:24:27,950
Which, of course, many people

5520
03:24:27,950 --> 03:24:28,440
don't.

5521
03:24:28,560 --> 03:24:29,890
Which is why this prize is

5522
03:24:29,890 --> 03:24:31,520
extremely cool to enter.

5523
03:24:31,780 --> 03:24:33,160
All you have to do is answer

5524
03:24:33,160 --> 03:24:34,320
this question.

5525
03:24:34,700 --> 03:24:36,080
A chance encounter.

5526
03:24:36,620 --> 03:24:37,720
Arty investigates.

5527
03:24:38,080 --> 03:24:38,860
Tonight at nine.

5528
03:24:39,120 --> 03:24:40,750
The chance meeting with Jerry

5529
03:24:40,750 --> 03:24:42,760
on the street started fantastic.

5530
03:24:42,940 --> 03:24:45,500
Well, Jerry, what's the crack?

5531
03:24:45,780 --> 03:24:46,540
How you getting on?

5532
03:24:47,860 --> 03:24:48,940
Yeah, good to see you.

5533
03:24:49,000 --> 03:24:49,500
Good to see you.

5534
03:24:49,780 --> 03:24:51,180
I said how you getting on.

5535
03:24:51,540 --> 03:24:52,600
And he said how you back.

5536
03:24:53,480 --> 03:24:54,660
What happened next literally

5537
03:24:54,660 --> 03:24:56,260
came out of nowhere.

5538
03:24:56,800 --> 03:24:57,540
I seen you at the pub the last

5539
03:24:57,540 --> 03:24:58,380
night, yeah?

5540
03:24:58,460 --> 03:24:59,260
You were in the fucking bar

5541
03:24:59,260 --> 03:24:59,880
singing a song.

5542
03:25:00,620 --> 03:25:01,340
Hey, man, Jerry.

5543
03:25:01,880 --> 03:25:02,880
That song you sang in the bar

5544
03:25:02,880 --> 03:25:04,700
there the last night, yeah?

5545
03:25:06,640 --> 03:25:07,820
It fucking stank.

5546
03:25:09,820 --> 03:25:11,660
The truth was, his singing did

5547
03:25:11,660 --> 03:25:12,780
fucking stink.

5548
03:25:13,500 --> 03:25:14,680
I wasn't telling a lie.

5549
03:25:15,200 --> 03:25:16,640
But it might hurt his feelings.

5550
03:25:17,100 --> 03:25:18,110
I don't mean that in a bad way

5551
03:25:18,110 --> 03:25:19,460
or anything, Jerry.

5552
03:25:20,220 --> 03:25:21,860
But your fucking singing stinks.

5553
03:25:24,720 --> 03:25:25,520
Hit the road.

5554
03:25:30,720 --> 03:25:29,660
I'm not sure whether what I did

5555
03:25:29,660 --> 03:25:33,560
was the best thing to say.

5556
03:25:37,260 --> 03:25:36,870
I'm not sure whether I said the

5557
03:25:36,870 --> 03:25:39,580
right thing to Jerry.

5558
03:25:39,580 --> 03:25:41,560
And it's been playing on my

5559
03:25:41,560 --> 03:25:42,220
mind.

5560
03:25:44,040 --> 03:25:45,160
We'll have a point later, yeah?

5561
03:25:45,660 --> 03:25:46,200
Make sure you look.

5562
03:25:47,880 --> 03:25:48,060
Next time I see Jerry, I'm

5563
03:25:48,060 --> 03:25:50,180
going to say thanks, Jerry.

5564
03:25:50,260 --> 03:25:50,760
I'm sorry.

5565
03:25:51,660 --> 03:25:52,740
I'm sorry for what I've done.

5566
03:25:52,840 --> 03:25:54,020
You know I'm sorry.

5567
03:25:54,120 --> 03:25:55,110
Deep down, you know I'm sorry,

5568
03:25:55,110 --> 03:25:55,500
Jerry.

5569
03:25:55,860 --> 03:25:57,440
But your fucking singing stinks.

5570
03:25:58,880 --> 03:25:59,910
Don't make me apologize again,

5571
03:25:59,910 --> 03:26:00,700
Jerry.

5572
03:26:04,760 --> 03:26:06,000
Don't do that to me, Jerry.

5573
03:26:07,440 --> 03:26:08,640
Sorry for what I said, Jerry.

5574
03:26:09,400 --> 03:26:10,540
You're fucking singing stinks.

5575
03:26:11,480 --> 03:26:12,270
Sorry for what I said to you,

5576
03:26:12,270 --> 03:26:12,900
Jerry.

5577
03:26:13,080 --> 03:26:14,250
Are we fucking friends again or

5578
03:26:14,250 --> 03:26:14,600
not?

5579
03:26:15,300 --> 03:26:16,580
You're fucking singing stinks.

5580
03:26:16,580 --> 03:26:18,720
Thank you.
